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‘Pair of fools’ jailed in Australia after bungled burglary attempt

During the April Fools Day holdup, Jorgensen grabbed what he believed was a bag with the Cuckoo's daily take of about U.S. $26,000 in cash, but later found it was full of bread rolls, the Victorian County Court heard. He also fired his gun accidentally during the heist, shooting Hayes in the buttocks.

Dough! Hapless thieves mistake bread for cash