A Bunch Of Jokes (Pointless Ones)

M.Bison · 14 Jan 2003, 01:14

Hi everyone! This is a topic where funny jokes can be posted, ye can post any kind of joke at all like you had a special visitor or saying that a new T.V program came out (But it didn't) Here's a joke i made up today:
I saw an advertisment yesterday saying that a new program called Dangerous Bikes would come out the next day and there's two versions, one of them is the censored version which comes on at 11:00 AM and 1:00PM and the uncensored version is a one hour program in which has both of the episodes that came on durning the day on one after the other. Here's a few things that are censored:
The beast style shouting of Watch where you're going next time!
Some of the "Almost getting knocked down" scenes.
Nicholas saying the brass words.
And foul language or threatening.
Like take this scene for example:
Gary nearly runs over Nicholas and Nicholas says "OG!"
Or Gary nearly knocks Martin down (He came 99% close of doing so) And i saw that scene 10 minutes ago.
And in the advetisment 4 people are in this basketball field (As i call it)
then you see this guy on a Ralleigh bike and he rides in to the basketball field and the 4 people said to him "Watch where your going next time!
Then a safety sign slams onto the screen and you hear someone talking and he says about the Dangerous Bikes.

HOW DID YE FIND THAT!?

14 Jan 2003, 01:14	#1
M.Bison The Lurker in The Shadows Join Date: 03.12.2002 Location: Cork Posts: 209	A Bunch Of Jokes (Pointless Ones) Hi everyone! This is a topic where funny jokes can be posted, ye can post any kind of joke at all like you had a special visitor or saying that a new T.V program came out (But it didn't) Here's a joke i made up today: I saw an advertisment yesterday saying that a new program called Dangerous Bikes would come out the next day and there's two versions, one of them is the censored version which comes on at 11:00 AM and 1:00PM and the uncensored version is a one hour program in which has both of the episodes that came on durning the day on one after the other. Here's a few things that are censored: The beast style shouting of Watch where you're going next time! Some of the "Almost getting knocked down" scenes. Nicholas saying the brass words. And foul language or threatening. Like take this scene for example: Gary nearly runs over Nicholas and Nicholas says "OG!" Or Gary nearly knocks Martin down (He came 99% close of doing so) And i saw that scene 10 minutes ago. And in the advetisment 4 people are in this basketball field (As i call it) then you see this guy on a Ralleigh bike and he rides in to the basketball field and the 4 people said to him "Watch where your going next time! Then a safety sign slams onto the screen and you hear someone talking and he says about the Dangerous Bikes. HOW DID YE FIND THAT!?