29 Apr 2004, 07:21
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Mega Loafer
 Join Date: 10.07.2003
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How To Clean Your Toilet
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog |
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29 Apr 2004, 08:17
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
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 Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
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 Thank you - I enjoyed that |
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29 Apr 2004, 10:05
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Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
Join Date: 20.11.2003
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An alternative method is to use 'him indoors' toothbrush - far more satisfying after a row!
Did that to my ex-husband 
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30 Apr 2004, 00:02
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 06.11.2003
Location:
 Sitting on the steps outside, looking so restless and reckless and lost!
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 That's my cat after I tried cleaning the toilet
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30 Apr 2004, 01:25
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 21.11.2003
Location: Cornwall
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My dog was laughing at the cat when I read this out
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30 Apr 2004, 16:38
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Too sexy for this post
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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