Advice For The Ladies!!

shadow1000001 · 01 Apr 2004, 16:23

I'm in a mood today and I just had to share

15 Pieces Of Advice

1. Don't imagine you can change a man … unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they can put a man on the moon ... they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander ... it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well ... they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same ... they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men ... most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember, to a man a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Maria

Rob The Badger · 01 Apr 2004, 17:19

Sexist dirge. . .

KebLou · 01 Apr 2004, 17:24

Quote:

No. You must come to the bitter side, Luke. . .er. . .Eddie.
Repeat after me: "ALL men are assholes!"

Rob so whats this.

Rob The Badger · 01 Apr 2004, 17:28

That's taken out of context., thank you very much. I was trying to put her mind of something. Telling her to forget the loser who dumped her. This is just sexism for no reason.

airhead · 01 Apr 2004, 23:48

Listen Rob, he didn't dump me, he just after I ha dumped him he had gone with my best mate who is a boy and I was real upset about it because they didn't tell me for three weeks. Thanks hun though!

Rob The Badger · 01 Apr 2004, 23:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

Listen Rob, he didn't dump me, he just after I ha dumped him he had gone with my best mate who is a boy and I was real upset about it because they didn't tell me for three weeks. Thanks hun though!

I couldn't remember the details, besides, it's irrelevant. The quote was still out of context.

airhead · 01 Apr 2004, 23:57

thats ok! ((rob))

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 00:01

I know it was out of context I was just having a laugh.

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 08:40

Well I like them anyway but I am a woman

angel eyes · 02 Apr 2004, 23:06

Number 12 is so so true!!!

Love

Angelxxx

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 23:15

Even my male teacher admitted he wouldn't admit if we were lost, so I took over and showed everyone how to get back to the hotel.

airhead · 03 Apr 2004, 00:04

Am I the only girl here that is terrified of commitment?

Rob The Badger · 03 Apr 2004, 01:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb

Even my male teacher admitted he wouldn't admit if we were lost, so I took over and showed everyone how to get back to the hotel.

For some reason I have an enormous urge to shout 'bollox'.

KebLou · 03 Apr 2004, 09:54

No seriously we were going back to the hotel and I asked him if we were lost would he admit it and he said no. I'm telling the truth, why would I lie about something like that.

Rob The Badger · 03 Apr 2004, 10:29

To gain some partial grain of respect from random internet dwelling badger people. I dunno.

black dog · 03 Apr 2004, 10:48

My husband will never ask for dircetions either. I remember driving round Cheltenham for an hour trying to get back to my Grandma's house. We were given directions to get to where we wanted to go but not how to get back (they've got a horrible one way system). Eventually I made him stop at the garage and the people there were useless just handed me a map. (Tom is still sitting in the car) As by this time I didn't have a clue where we were the map was useless. Fortunately when we carried on driving we got to GCHQ. From there I knew where to go.

01 Apr 2004, 16:23	#1
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Advice For The Ladies!! I'm in a mood today and I just had to share 15 Pieces Of Advice 1. Don't imagine you can change a man … unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they can put a man on the moon ... they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander ... it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well ... they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same ... they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men ... most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember, to a man a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. Maria

01 Apr 2004, 17:19	#2
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Sexist dirge. . .

01 Apr 2004, 17:28	#4
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	That's taken out of context., thank you very much. I was trying to put her mind of something. Telling her to forget the loser who dumped her. This is just sexism for no reason.

01 Apr 2004, 23:48	#5
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Listen Rob, he didn't dump me, he just after I ha dumped him he had gone with my best mate who is a boy and I was real upset about it because they didn't tell me for three weeks. Thanks hun though!

01 Apr 2004, 23:57	#7
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	thats ok! ((rob))

02 Apr 2004, 00:01	#8
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	I know it was out of context I was just having a laugh.

02 Apr 2004, 08:40	#9
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Well I like them anyway but I am a woman

02 Apr 2004, 23:06	#10
angel eyes Senior Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: North East Posts: 183	Number 12 is so so true!!! Love Angelxxx

02 Apr 2004, 23:15	#11
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Even my male teacher admitted he wouldn't admit if we were lost, so I took over and showed everyone how to get back to the hotel.

03 Apr 2004, 00:04	#12
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Am I the only girl here that is terrified of commitment?

03 Apr 2004, 09:54	#14
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	No seriously we were going back to the hotel and I asked him if we were lost would he admit it and he said no. I'm telling the truth, why would I lie about something like that.

03 Apr 2004, 10:29	#15
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	To gain some partial grain of respect from random internet dwelling badger people. I dunno.

03 Apr 2004, 10:48	#16
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	My husband will never ask for dircetions either. I remember driving round Cheltenham for an hour trying to get back to my Grandma's house. We were given directions to get to where we wanted to go but not how to get back (they've got a horrible one way system). Eventually I made him stop at the garage and the people there were useless just handed me a map. (Tom is still sitting in the car) As by this time I didn't have a clue where we were the map was useless. Fortunately when we carried on driving we got to GCHQ. From there I knew where to go.