23 Mar 2008, 15:19
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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The Dog House.
 How did you get here?I forgot her birthday. I got drunk. I made a pass at her sister. I didn't show up. Continue 
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23 Mar 2008, 19:49
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Mega Loafer
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Can you be SERIOUS?? Are you still alive?? If so, blame it ALL on the drink.
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23 Mar 2008, 19:51
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Mrs Mouse
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neil if you ever did that to me you wouldn't be alive to tell the tail lol
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23 Mar 2008, 19:53
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Mega Loafer
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That's what i thought Jo! He'd be typing from way beyond the grave!!
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23 Mar 2008, 19:53
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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No no no no no no no : Like R. has made a possible thread of excuses, this is a thread of possible ways of getting into trouble in the first place  Continuing with.............. I broke it. |
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23 Mar 2008, 19:54
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You dig.
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Posted a "wrong" thread.
 
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23 Mar 2008, 19:57
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Mega Loafer
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I got into trouble for playing scrabble on here for HOURS.
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23 Mar 2008, 19:57
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Made a wise ass comment
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23 Mar 2008, 20:00
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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I held a farting contest with my buddies in the living room.
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24 Mar 2008, 00:29
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Mega Loafer
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where should i start???
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24 Mar 2008, 08:31
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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come home very drunk..looking like "Alice Cooper",
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24 Mar 2008, 13:57
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Forgot to feed the goldfish wjile she was away 
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27 Mar 2008, 09:20
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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sent a saucy text to the wrong person by mistake
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27 Mar 2008, 14:21
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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I got drunk and drove her new sports car into a tree 
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27 Mar 2008, 18:27
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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forgot to record his fav programme,while on the website ((accidently on purpose)) ha ha
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28 Mar 2008, 18:44
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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sorry but i have had a slight accident while parking the car.....
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28 Mar 2008, 19:31
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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When you mistake this picture for someone who stared in "The Lost Boys"
 Sorry about that,just having another mad mad half hour  
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28 Mar 2008, 19:37
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 so wheres his fangs, cape and coffin i dread to think lol 
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29 Mar 2008, 08:37
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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Yes,Jo you most definately have got a wicked streak lol....
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27 Apr 2008, 03:33
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27 Apr 2008, 10:41
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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yea Emma,thats Sean....
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27 Apr 2008, 12:03
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Mega Loafer
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omg..the HAIR!!!!
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27 Apr 2008, 19:23
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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I dragged a thread off topic
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27 Apr 2008, 21:31
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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telling the bus driver he is f**ker for missing the bus stop...
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18 May 2008, 22:51
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