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you might be a redneck if...
You Might be a redneck if
A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing... http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT1.jpg Everyone at Spring break enjoyed riding on your limo... http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT2.jpg You carry your front porch with you http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT3.jpg You need fashion tips from your husband...:wtf: http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT4.jpg You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture... http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT5.jpg Your wedding picture looked like this:nuts: http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT6.jpg And your wedding cake looked like this... http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT7.jpg Your mailbox looks like this... http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT8.jpg Your doghouse looks like this... http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATT9.jpg Your pickup looks like this...:shock: http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATTA.jpg You have a deer's butt for a door bell... :yikes::yikes: http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATTB.jpg You don't need a lake to do a little skiing... :retard:http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATTC.jpg Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying... :rly: http://media.mlxxfc.net/ATTD.jpg :nuts::hic: |
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nice one
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That was great! |
:twisted: One day, you'll get a redneck in the White House.
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One day??? The future is NOW... |
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Yeah, Walmart... |
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We do not have Wal*Mart's here!!!!!!!!!
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You know...that reminds me of something:
Some years ago, there was this tv show, where Paris Hilton and Lionel Richie´s daughter lived on a farm. Although I´ve just seen two or three episodes, one scene stayed in my mind: They´re all stiing together for breakfast the first time, when the farmers son (about 6 or 7) says to Paris Hilton: "Boah! People like you, I think you must spend the whole time at places like...Walmart! :)) |
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Yeah, right... |
Redneck Love Poem:
Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her pappy so. Pappy told her Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, but Joe is yo' half brother. So Susie put aside her Joe, and planned to Marry Will. But after telling pappy this, He said, "There's Trouble still". You can't marry Will, my gal. and please don't tell ya mother. But Will and Joe, and several Mo' I know is yo' half brother. But Mama knew and said, My child. Just do what makes yo' happy. Marry Will or Marry Joe. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.. |
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Believe me or not, I know that story, it´s a song called "Shame and Scandal" released in the 60s (forgot by who) and it was covered last year by Madness (from "our house"). The lyrics are an old poem from Trinidad. I´ll try to recall the them: Down in Trinidad there was a family with much confusion as you will see a mama and a papa and a boy who was grown he wanted to marry and have a wife of is own he went to his papa to ask his advice his father said: "Son, I have to say no, the girl is your sister but your mama dont know" Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family Then the weeks went by and the summer came down soon the best girl on the island he found he went to his papa to make a date his papa shook his head and to this he did say: "You cant marry that girl, I have to say no, ´cause the girl is your sister but your mama dont know" Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family He went to his mama and covered his head, he told his mom what his father had said his mama she laughed she said "Go, man, go Your daddy aint your daddy but your daddy dont know" Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family. :lmao: |
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