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DIZZY DRUMMER 13 Jun 2005 14:14

Help ................. Pleaz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
As you may or may not know ................................. I am having real problems with my computer at home :twisted:

It is not starting up with Windows 98.

Instead I am getting the message:

"Windows Protection Error"

Does anyone know what this means & how I can get past it ????


It then comes up with a bright orange message saying:

IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

It will then direct you into safe mode.

In safe mode we have run:

Thorough disk scan = No errors found
AVG = No viruses found

NOW we are stuck as what to do next.




ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(

Rebel 1 13 Jun 2005 14:45

Hi FA,
is W98 the operating system on your PC or do you have another?
If not try to upgrade in save mode to W98se or if the memory is sufficiant put on XP.

DIZZY DRUMMER 13 Jun 2005 14:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebel 1
Hi FA,
is W98 the operating system on your PC or do you have another?
If not try to upgrade in save mode to W98se or if the memory is sufficiant put on XP.

Thanks

We do not have the disk - as the shop where we brought it from has it.

I have been on Microsoft.com & into troubleshooting - so fingers crossed it may help


If not its back to the shop - but when - who knows :mad: :mad:

Gez 13 Jun 2005 16:56

Am not trying to bu funny here but have you tried wrapping the pc in a condom.
That will be a sfer mode to start from and protect it from certain users ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Ageing Bat 13 Jun 2005 17:45

Have you tried opening the case and faith healing (you know, like men do at the side of the road when their car breaks down...... us clever ladies just call the AA :lol: )

Keab42 13 Jun 2005 17:53

try this

http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=149962

Gez 13 Jun 2005 17:53

Good point AB , if that doesnt work I know a guy who does Voodoo :shock: :shock:

DIZZY DRUMMER 13 Jun 2005 18:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keab42

Thank you Keab42 - nice to see ONE sensible reply :lol: :cool:

Thanks guys

Gerry - where would I get a condom big enough :shock:

Gez 13 Jun 2005 18:05

...from a BIG boy.........I've got some you know ;) ;) ;)

Heli 13 Jun 2005 18:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry
...from a BIG boy.........I've got some you know ;) ;) ;)


:shock:.....what?? Big Boys! :shock:...What you doing with them!?!

DIZZY DRUMMER 13 Jun 2005 18:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heli
:shock:.....what?? Big Boys! :shock:...What you doing with them!?!



:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Gez 13 Jun 2005 18:55

http://img267.echo.cx/img267/4827/sp...et063ub.th.jpg

Maybe you need a superhero :shock:

DIZZY DRUMMER 14 Jun 2005 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry



:sick: :sick: :sick: NOT my type - although if you have the costum Gerry :whistle:


ANYWAY - My computer is going into the shop again today - so hopefully get it back at the weekend :pray: :pray: :pray:

Ageing Bat 14 Jun 2005 10:09

Wise decision FA - computer equivalent of calling the AA :D I knew female logic would win through in the end!

Er, would this condom be big enough for you Gerry?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/740/condom9wu.jpg

Tim 14 Jun 2005 11:19

FA, i've had the same error once. Very strange. Didn't really know what to do with it, and the computershop only makes it worse... Then it came out that my HD had a crash... damn.. so, then i've bought a new computer.

Really don't know much about errors in windows... but do know that Windows 98 has a lot problems you can't solve!

Rob The Badger 14 Jun 2005 14:17

stop with the female backslapping please. sorry to be a pain...pet peeve of mine.

DIZZY DRUMMER 14 Jun 2005 15:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim
FA, i've had the same error once. Very strange. Didn't really know what to do with it, and the computershop only makes it worse... Then it came out that my HD had a crash... damn.. so, then i've bought a new computer.

Really don't know much about errors in windows... but do know that Windows 98 has a lot problems you can't solve!

Thanks Tim - it has just come back from the shop - so I do not think it is the hard drive - OH well they will sort it for me - just a pain not having it for days though - especially as I have work to do at home :shock:

Thank goodness for work computers - WELL work has to be good for something I suppose :cool:

DIZZY DRUMMER 14 Jun 2005 15:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ageing Bat
Wise decision FA - computer equivalent of calling the AA :D I knew female logic would win through in the end!

Er, would this condom be big enough for you Gerry?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/740/condom9wu.jpg




Bat - Don't encourage him - he needs an XS not XXXXXXXXL

You know men's inches are more like feet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Rob The Badger 14 Jun 2005 17:47

Upgrade to SE, should sort out the 98 bugs. 98 SE is the most stable Windows OS.

Gez 15 Jun 2005 00:25

:: ::
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ageing Bat
Wise decision FA - computer equivalent of calling the AA :D I knew female logic would win through in the end!

Er, would this condom be big enough for you Gerry?

http://img235.echo.cx/img235/740/condom9wu.jpg

AB.........thats exactly the one ave got, bet FAs worried now :bunny: :mrgreen:

DIZZY DRUMMER 15 Jun 2005 09:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry
:: ::

AB.........thats exactly the one ave got, bet FAs worried now :bunny: :mrgreen:


Nowt frightens me Gerry ...................................................................... .............. except the dark :shock:

Gez 15 Jun 2005 13:31

:shock: BOOH :shock:

I might be lurking about during the day then dragging my HUGE condom about...........awaiting cutting remark now :cool:

DIZZY DRUMMER 15 Jun 2005 14:59

Gerry you are not supposed to make water bombs with them - especially if you are dragging it around - it will burst - no wonder it's raining up there

Gez 15 Jun 2005 23:18

....its quite funny aint it, you asked for help for your puter and now we're all onto, or into ;) , condoms :D

DIZZY DRUMMER 16 Jun 2005 09:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry
....its quite funny aint it, you asked for help for your puter and now we're all onto, or into ;) , condoms :D

Ya - well what do you expect - I expected nowt else from you Gerry

BUT on a up note - we have the computer back - it just wants setting up again - so hopefully I will be up & running later tonight or tomorro :bunny:


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