Beer mats.
 

:twisted: Fred, do you like your new beer mats?

What kind of food do you like?

:twisted: I asked you a question.

Sounds delicious.

:twisted: Look, do you like your new beer mats?

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

:twisted: What are you concerned about?

Are all twisted What?

:twisted: Eh?

Are you Canadian? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

:twisted: Don't even start about Canada :evil: I'm from Liverpool, England.
Yes, holding hands is a gesture of affection.

Which part of England is that? What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? I observed two humanoids holding hands.

:twisted: Look, do you like the mother f***ing beer mats or not?

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Re: Beer mats.
 

:twisted: Was this not simple enough?

When was this exactly?

:twisted: Posted 28 Feb 2005 00:45

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

:twisted: No.

How old are you?

:twisted: 28.

Neil. your age is safe with me. \n\rOh, you were born in the 20th century!

:twisted: As I am older than five, and younger than one hundred and five, I was born in the 20th century.

FM - what do these new mats look like

I like the way you talk.