How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity
 

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffiene addiction, switch to expresso.

4. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sexual favors".

5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

7. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh histerically after they answer.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

9. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

10. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!".

11. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, Run for your lives, they're loose!!!

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity:

12. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Thay doesn't sound like insanity. That sounds like sense.

Shadow1000001 wrote:

7. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh histerically after they answer.


This would be great in my line of work, as I work in a hospital and have to check peoples details lol I think I may get sacked though :lmao:

these are great maria, thanks but i think if i tried either the zoo
or the ATM trick the kids would disown me for good :twisted: now that
is a great idea, kids lets go to the zoo :devil:

Re: How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity
 

Used to do this to amuse ourselves on a sunday afternoon when i was in Uni - t'was great fun!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

When you get into work start playing Nine to Five. Don't turn it off til you leave at five...

I tried!! The bank manager now thinks i am a nutter!!!!

Chris

PS. We work longer than nine to five so cannot play it. But you have no idea how pissed the boss gets when you wander round work singing little shopp pf horrors all day!!