Gems Of Wisdom!!
 

Here are a few things that I've learned over the years :lol:

1. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

2. There are two kinds of pedestians - the quick and the dead.

3. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

4. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like slinkies....not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.

10. You read about all these terrorists who hung around on these expired visas for as long as 10-15 years, now compare that to Blockbuster, you are days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

11. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

:lol: Very funny thankyou, this one really struck home, its quicker for me to walk the mile to work than bicycle!


:lol: :lol: appreciated thanks martha :lol: :lol:

lol soooooo funny!!

Re: Gems Of Wisdom!!
 

That's great :D .

I think I am a slinky :lol: :lol:


Rosie

This is definately me!! We are always looking for things when I put them away somewhere safe. They are safe because they're rarely seen again.

And did you ever notice that when you loose something it's always in the last place you look????

:lol: nice one shadow

Yes I have, uncanny isn't it.

How about

Never put things away "in a safe place" as you'll never find them again!

:D :wink:

Love

Angelxxx