Why did the chicken cross the road?
 

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us
or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its
dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer
is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

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Great Chris :lol:

Rock on Chris :lol:

Why? To get to the other side of course ;-p

Good one!

LOL!!
loved the grandpa and albert einstein ones
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he he he... LOL.... in Holland there's a different anwer to the question as to why the chicken crossed the road: because it was stapled to a rabbit. :lol:
he he dumb joke, but I think it's funny :lol:
for the Dutchies:
Waarom stak de kip de weg over? Omdat ie vastgeniet zat aan een konijn. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road, come back, cross again and come back again?

Because his braces were stuck to the lamp-post!

LOL LOL... he he... I just LOVE jokes like that. Can't help myself :lol:

LOL :D

Here's more:

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

:))
R.

Hahaha :lmao:

Funny ones!!!

This doesn't exactly deal with chicken, but ... :))

Link ain't working here... is it my computer or anyone else same problem?

It was wrong before. It does work now. 8)

Okay, tnx.

Hehe, very funny one!!! :lol:

LMAO, Chris. :lol:

Nice one. That newsagesnt's job of yours must be so stimulating..... :D


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