One line lyrics thread
 

So here I am...sitting and listening to the radio playing some douche radio station at work...

And all of a sudden I finally hear the lyrics of the song playing...

"I'll be there for you if you'll be there for me"...

Excellent...


So...let's create our own lyrics...

One line only and it has to rhyme with the line above and hopefully stay in the same meter...

The cheesier the better...in fact, cheese is pre-requisite...

I'll start with two lines just to give it a kick start...

I am glad I've met you...
Now I won't forget you...

If it has to rhyme with the line above, then we're going to end up with a song where every lines rhymes with "you", whcih is kind of limiting isn't it?

Anyway to keep it cheesy ...

or the way you ate that Yorkshire blue

I guess I haven't thought that through...any suggestions? No problem with modifying rules...it's all in good fun...

And your love came through so clear and true

How about every pair of lines has to rhyme?

As I took my three days off in lieu

It'll work...as long as lines resemble those of the lyrics is fine by me...

Of the illness eating at my heart...

that gives me the idea for an interesting thread...I´ll create it now....

the story's so long where do i start

She was everything to me...

i was blinded by love, i could not see

Then you came along and I still bless that day

The memory of her i just waved away

She was tall and fat...

Smelt like a cow pat

She was oh so fine!!!

but you are perfect, and you are mine

Never thought that I...

could hurt so much seeing you cry

But if you don't cry...

then i wont lie

Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?

Why, Oh why

have you eaten stolen pie??? :shock:

i'm leaving you, find another guy

Dumb enough to be your...

pie making lifeless piece of manure

Never again shall I this endure!!!

i know now i deserve more

Does this bathroom have a door???

Because the window is so small

Damn my ass is big and i am so tall

And I can't get jeans to fit no more

I have to shop at the XL store

And you know I hate all that...

But I love you, that's a fact

How I wish I was flying high

now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie

Though you know I'm allergic to that shite

how you know that i look good in white

And still of you I think all day

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day


while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay

I'm watching ships sail into mist

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of theillness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...
pie making lifeless piece of manure
Never again shall I this endure!!!
i know now i deserve more
Does this bathroom have a door???
Because the window is so small
Damn my ass is big and i am so tall
And I can't get jeans to fit no more
I have to shop at the XL store
And you know I hate all that...
But I love you, that's a fact
How I wish I was flying high
now let's go shopping for some blueberry pie
Though you know I'm allergic to that shite
how you know that i look good in white
And still of you I think all day
while i'm sitting on the dock of the bay
I'm watching ships sail into mist
like we use to back in 1966

When both of us spent time in Paris

letting our hair down with whisky n rye

And then we had to go and die

Bye Bye

Well, I think this completes this song quite nicely...

Let's move on to the next one...

Our love is like a sunny day...

upon the fields of gold we lay

Me thinks we frolicked in the hay

down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream

as i lay face down in a stream

And if you go away I'll scream

so i'll sit here in front of the screen

playing that darn song from D-Ream

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?

As we played in the park

We were left in the dark

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair

while killing the bear in its lair

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy

-System of a down Psycho

Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy

and she's buying a stairway to heven

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

Bumping this up...

When the sun is shining and the mood asleep

leave me in this box i keep

its in the love i give you so deep

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows

as we picniced in the sand

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us

a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till

The spies watched on for kicks

as we danced our grovey chicks

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Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till
The spies watched on for kicks
as we danced our grovey chicks

And now is the time to say good bye

now i don't have to lie

Our love is like a sunny day...
upon the fields of gold we lay
Me thinks we frolicked in the hay
down by the waters way

Of course, this whole thing was a dream
as i lay face down in a stream
And if you go away I'll scream
so i'll sit here in front of the screen
playing that darn song from D-Ream

And so what I tell myself?
As we played in the park
We were left in the dark
Oh that damned stupid quack!

Whilst the lunatics were
Pulling out their hair
while killing the bear in its lair
To lie to me don't you dare

Psycho, Groupie, Cocanie, Crazy
Stays in bed, she's feeling lazy
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
To stay there with David Nevin

When the sun is shining and the moon asleep
leave me in this box i keep
Cause when I hear that beep
its in the love i give you so deep

Oh let us run all throw the meadows
as we picniced in the sand
And the wind and storm will lend us
a helping hand as you made up a fuss

There was nothing to do when the world stood still
And so we both dipped into till
The spies watched on for kicks
as we danced our grovey chicks

And now is the time to say good bye
now i don't have to lie
And you might want some truth to try
before we both end up & cry

before we both end up & cry

It's time for us to end this song

so we won't be here for long

And I was tired all along

so we all go were we fcuking belon----gggggggggggggggggggggg

The end...that was really good one...you start the next one

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence

And we were enjoying our dalliance

Everyone smiled except her pet monkey

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

then we drove to the point

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further

[QUOTE=mszee;327428]Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

while riding on our black phantom bike

Her mouth was moving to the beat of silence
And we were enjoying our dalliance
Everyone smiled except her pet monkey
Where in the hell I put my turnkey?

Then we drove to the point
Of no return or maybe further
until we came to pardise on the dash board light
And, of course, both of us got an awful fright

While riding on our black phantom bike
We've met a fellow biker Mike

who rode his trike down the road on a hike