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Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread)
*Thought I should try and make some sence of this thread :shock:
Long story, but it's all on these pages :wink: F.M. * :twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment....... After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters.... Mr The Flying Mouse & Miss mszee Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet friends of mlukfc to the wedding of their internet personalities They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do. Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D . Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol: The wedding will commence on Sunday 28th May 2006 (This Sunday) At 5:00 PM BST (or 12:00 noon for the bride in America) After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment The Bat & Belfry *prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen: Thank you for your attention F.M. *original content of this message follows.* Just move on, trust me... |
Aww, come on! There has to be something you can share.
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You know, if two more of you Loafers show up and post, thus refusing to move on, legally you constitute a mob, and I can then forcibly disperse you...
Move along, nothing to see here. |
I'm not doing anything but looking at the grassy knoll.:rambo:
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That's 2.... only one more required....
It's amazing how many people are looking at a thread entitled "nothing to see here". |
Sorry I couldn't resist taking a peek! :devil:
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Did you see something? I must have missed it. I'll just wait here a minute more and see if it passes by again. I did think I smelled something funny.
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eum indeed nothing to see... but me
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:twisted: If there is nothing here, how can I reply to it? :shock:
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you can't...... there is nothing here
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Since when does spam smell :?
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GOT YOU! You are officially a mob, now, disperse immediately, or face arrest under the IPPP Act. And R, if you're looking for spam, try the cheese thread, I believe cheese goes well with spam... :lol: |
Lotus...you are indeed an insane little bunny! lol :))
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Heresy!!!!!
Someone call out the dogs. |
Oh a riot... I wanna join in
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I think we may have a situation here :shock: |
:twisted: Seeing as how we've all assembled here, I demand a thorough good soap box rant here. :bicker:
:sneaky: Is the goodly Reverend in attendance, Lotus? :rly: |
REPENT ALL YE SINNERS!
Take ye the Loaf into thine hearts, embrace the true calling while thee can, before the demons of hell forever roam the earth, devouring the souls of the desperate, amongst the bloodcurdling screams of the night, the tortured agonies of those with the Streisand marked on their beasts, for the day is nigh, the time is coming, whence ye shall despair and beat upon thine breast with regret and yea, loathing for thine Loafless lives. Be led not into the temptations of the evil ones, for though they walk amongst us and resemble us, the deception shall become apparent as the time of Armageddon approaches, and then thou shalt regret, and fear eternal condemnation, and thy weary souls shall have neither rest nor refuge from the howlings of the Manilow beast, henceforth until all eternity. Never shall ye rise from this torment, thy soul shalt be cursed and marked for all immortality until the very end of time itself, and lo, twill be too late for promises unkept remembered, for ungiven love to flow forth, the time is nigh, see the chance, seize the chance, do not let the hourglass flow between life and Loaf, for that is the way of the sinner and the way to eternal damnation. |
:shock: The Reverend J.S. perhaps? :shock:
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Blasphemy becomes you not, oh child of the Meat, for so as ye curse thine elders, wisers and betters, so shall the curse return to thee and the offspring by hundredfold, leading thee to wander in the bottomless pit of Midlerdom until the end of days, while thy soul burns in the agony of limitless tortured screams of repentance, and the living dead roam the earth, sucking the souls of innocent and guilty alike, punishing without distinction, and leading the false prophets home to the bowels of the earth, returning them from whence they came with anger and fire drawn from millenia of inhuman sufferings....
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Serves 'em right for playing Barry Manilow records all night!
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The mighty nose of the demonic state of musicdom shall cover the sun, and leave thy suffering soul in permanent blackness, and dark as the night, with eyes torn out by hordes of rabid Manny fans, plucked from the cradles and cribs by ghouls at the beginning of time, enslaved in chains to the power of the nose, with evil blackness as the sole blessing in removing the view as they languish in all eternity groaning in pain, drowning in blood for the souls of the fainthearted.
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:shock: Is there perchance a constable in the house? :shock:
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IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WAY! DENY THE TRUTH! Ye shall not repent, nor shall ye revile thine evil ways until the day of judgement has arrived, and lo, for as that day arriveth, thou shalt be too late with thine repentance, for it will be worthless in the face of the Loaf.
The eyes of the Meat be upon thee, and ye cannot hide thy vile sins and depravities from the all-knowing power of the overlord, for the fables proverb states that thee may run but never hide, and hell hath no fury like a Babs scorned for the mighty nostrils of the Bazz, while legion upon legion brew cauldrons of repugnant stews composed of the entrails and minds of the unfaithful, for once called to the cause there is no exit bar slaughter, massacre and the consumption of the fruit of thine loins. REPENT. |
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Yes, that's right, quake in your shoes, sinner and mortal, for ye lack the knowledge to foresee the agony of thy immortal soul as a chewtoy for the Manilow beast as thine failings overcome on this coil and all others, from this dimension and universe to all of existance beyond that which is known, by both man and devil alike, for beyond the endings are the beginnings, and the beginnings are the thing to fear most, for uncertainty and the anti-omnipotence shall about, while your tears scorch trails of destruction down thy abashed faceas the earth destructs: molten lava, fire, quaking and rumbling as ye take thy final breath, a lungful of fetid air, polluted with the scent of rotting humanity, descending to the chaos, everafter known as the BabBazz....
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Quick! Someone drag this person over to the Alternative Story thread!
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Mockery precedes humility, my child, only by bowing thy knees and offering all of thee, thine flesh, spirit and soul can thee rise above earthly restictions and become spiritually whole and pure, thus receiving divine protection and the Loafy grace from on high, those who fail to submit to the everlasting benefactor risk the wrath, greater wrath than grapes, greater wrath than wheat, the grist of the mill grins small and in ways unknown to mere mortals, yet ye mock and disparage those who spread the truth and the true word of life, the promise of eternity free of the BabBazz, whose number is 1984 and can be distinguished by the fleeing crowds of tormented sould afore their every movement, hence mock away, though it pains thy spiritual leader to see thee turn thine eyes away from the true light, the light of the Loaf, to disobeythe basic commandments, the base principles of living, for why subsist and exist when thee can truly live, for the zombies shall quench their thirst in thine tears of repentence, tears that are tardy, tears that are late and make a mockery of thy true leader.
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And just what do we do about our sunburnt feet as we trudge across the Nullabor Plain in search of sustenence?
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AH HA! Tis a divine miracle! Mockery and gleeful sinnings lead to confusion.
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Please give us a sign, O knowledgable one. Which way to Esperance?
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BE VANQUISHED, DEMON OF BABBAZZ!!!
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For nothing to see...plenty to see here...hmmm...
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The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.
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:twisted: I've either had too much to drink, or not enough :shock: Not much I can do about the too much, but I know a fix for the not enough :mrgreen: BEER ME :yay: |
Lo, the infidels and messengers of the BabBazz are amongst even the least likely, the hypocrites abound in our midst, and the false prophets shall appear with no distinction from the masses, viligance must be maintained to atone the staining of the sins of the BabBazz on thy soul, lest ye wallow in fire and agony for all torments of time. Thy punishments shall be great, beyond the bearance of thine soul, unimaginable thirst and madness, never to be quenched, desire overwhelming thee, with ne'er a release, an unsatiatable hunger with no hope of nourishment, and the pain of the BabBazz in thine brain for all of time.
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SOMEBODY, FOR GOD'S SAKE :shock: |
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:twisted: Well it does say *THE* man on Lotus's profile :wink:
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By the way...I know what this reminds me of...The Book Of Revelations...the same coherent monologue... |
RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.
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No, sorry, that wasn't very nice :oops: *Put's drink on bar ofThe Bat & Bellfry to make amends :up: * Actually, i'm from the book of revelation. Everyone who meets me tends to think "well that taught me a lesson :nuts: ". |
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"Stop being a wise ass :lmao: |
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That drink would have come very handy just about now...it's been a very long day... |
And a lesson learnt should never be forgotten, oh vile demon of BazBazz. Save thine soul while in this time of mercy and grace, renounce the BazBazz for the true way, resist the sins and temptations of the flesh, for they shall lead only to misery and destruction, and create torment for all thee holds dear to thine heart, accept the Loaf, love the Loaf, and be wary of the chaos of evil, for 'twill deceive thee, recognition of theway is thy key to redemption, for saviourism shall come too late for the wicked, avast thyself of armaments, prepare for thine death upon jusgement day as the living dead roam the universe, seeking to week to feed their hate upon, to recruit and disarm and convert from the one true way, for tho thy might think thineself prepared, without the Loaf thee has nothing within your power of grasp to save thee from the penetrating and insidious noise of the BabBazz, thy soul shall writhe in an agony of horrendous screaming from the dawn of time.
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Wow....did you see that...R. has given us an eye...
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YES, the evil eyes of the BabBazz are watching, they are everywhere, even the most secure of Loafy strongholds has it's Judas, the eye is nothing to be sneered it, for it is that eye that shall wreak destruction upon the earth, all that thee know and love shall not survive the final battle for supremacy, when the armies shall meet, there will be knashing of teeth and shedding of blood, torture beyond the wildest imagination of the sickest souls, pain and suffering shall be daily companions for those who have chosen not the see teh Loaf and follow the truth, be warned that now is the time for thee to come to grace.
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1. Statement: I have a headache and I think you gave it to me. 2. Is this your cat? 3. Is Flying Mouse a girl or a boy? |
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The vilest of evil demonic messengers of the BabBazz, the Spice Girls, for they are neither girls nor spices, thus showing that the alleged truth can masquerade under many names and in many guises, and friends, you see lo we have another Judas in our midst. Be gone, oh devil incarnate, thine corruption is not required here, I order thee begone in the name of the Loaf, before thee is struck down with a plague of boils and grasshoppers eat thy cabbage patch.
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2.Cat? :shock: *legs it* 3. A boy (like that word, makes me feel younger :mrgreen: ) |
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Lo, the philistines mock. Ye shall regret and repent as the BabBazz phenomena encompasses the earth, all becomes a living hell, stained with the screaming of anguished sinners.
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2. She also has a cat...or cats..and avatar 3. I am glad that you're a boy...I don't mind flirting with girls but knowing that you're a boy made me feel better about flirting with you for over an hour...unless you didn't get it that it was flirting...oh well... And now finally it's the time to go home... |
The need to repent is strong within your soul, my son, accept the Loaf and relieve the torment within. Or find thyself crumbled and bowed come judgement day.
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I always enjoy a good flirt :mrgreen: (well actually i'm quite bad at it :roll: but I still enjoy it :mrgreen: ) Was just busy with some moderation duties :wink: This place don't run itself you know :lol: |
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I heard you've been a hero today...some bizarre stuff was happening and I missed it, of course...I always miss good stuff... Well, if you're not scared...goody...and Lotus seemed to have calmed down...good news too... Now I can go and eat my dinner in peace...everything is well with the world... |
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A.Excelent :up: I'll just stand there and be flirted at :mrgreen: B.Care to pin a medal on me :wink: . C.Not much scares me :mrgreen: Except spiders :yikes: D.awwwwwwwww, stay out and play :mrgreen: (who says this boy can't flirt? 8) ) |
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2. Where do you want that medal pinned? Ummm...wouldn't it hurt??? 3. I am afraid of all insects...spiders included 4. I am here and there...I am a woman...so have to heat frozen stuff...you know? We call it "to cook dinner" |
Hey...isn't it late wherever you're??? Let's see...what time is in the middle of nowhere...late, ain't it? And no, I don't recognize the flag...I am not from around here...
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B.OOOOH MATRON :mrgreen: C.How you feel about rodents? :roll: (offers buddys high 5 :lol: ) D. Well if you cook it, i'll eat it :mrgreen: Bloody hell i'm on form tonight :shock: (and modest as usual :mrgreen: ) :mrgreen: <---- new official flirting face. |
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1. It was good for me too...just so you know...:oops: 2. I ain't British...speak English...Ooooh, matron, what??? 3. I don't like rodents either...but I prefer them to spiders if that was the question... 4. You're in fine form, govn'r...Fer shore... 5. Am I making you green? Is that why a green face??? Ouch... |
How come you're up so late???
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1.Thank you dear. 2.English joke dear (sorry it was lost in interpritation :oops: ) 3.I'm gutted :cry: but least i'm better than a spider :D 4.Thank you kindly :mrgreen: 5.Not at all :wink: |
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1. You're welcome? Does somebody really say after great sex...thank you...you're welcome...well, maybe thank you...I am not sure about you're welcome...sounds...douchebag... 2. Interpret the English joke please. I did watch enough Benny Hill and Monty Python and Faulty Towers to figure it out...maybe... 3. Was I suppose to love rodents??? OK...I love rodents...oh s--t...you're a flying mouse...ooh I see...slow here... 4. Your avatar is probably the best I've seen...so you're looking good to me... 5. Alright then now... |
:twisted: *in rather loud and dramatic voice* Let the games comence :mrgreen: :lmao:
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I used to think that I look like that dinner plate with meatloaf on it with my old avatar...now I am starting to think that I look like a demented cat...time to look for a new one...
When you look at my left side...do you see me as if I am on line or not on line? How do you see me? Do I have a green light or a red light? |
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2.It's a "Carry On" joke.Everytime somebody says something rude, Keneth Williams says OOOH MATRON (that's how it seems anyway :roll: ) 3.I'll let you off just this once :wink: 4.It is a rather nice avatar isn't it :mrgreen: It's not of me though :roll: CLOSE, but not quite :lol: 5 and now what? :wink: |
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2. Did I say something rude? Don't pay attention. a. English is not my first language. b. I am slightly retarded. People think I am joking and find it very cute...but it's true though. 3. I am getting better at it...Flying Mouse...Bat...duh... 4. I love this avatar...where this picture from - it's great! How close to you is it? Or do I want to know??? 5. Now we have s...oops...did I say that???? Did I say that??? Are you going to delete my post now??? |
Forgot to ask who Kenneth Williams is...
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2.You asked where I wanted my medal pinning, and wouldn't it hurt if you pinned it THERE :wink: 3.Very good dear :mrgreen: 4.This avatar was one of a set designed by one of the forum members.Well put it this way, my nickname is Meat Loaf :wink: 5.I wouldn't dream of deleting your post :mrgreen: |
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2. Oh...well, will it hurt or not? I am still trying to figure out where I am pinning it...pinning it on the chest sounds so...banal?? 3. I am serious...it took me some time...I think it's something to do with my old age...gives a whole new meaning to the expression "old bat" 4. Ahhhh...wow...alright...did I mention yet that I am into big guys? 5. Well, I've posted worse...got a few warnings...but got off cheaply...not really...got off cheaply with mods... |
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2.On the chest suits just fine :D 3.Well i'm a daft bat :lol: 4.Then meet your new god :lol: 5.Got off cheaply with mods? :D :lol: |
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1. And half is equal to the other half. 2. Then on the chest you shall have it...here...*pinning a big shiny medal on FM's chest*. 3. An old bat and a daft bat...a fine pair we make... 4. Oh yeah??? Ummm...how godly are you? 5. Well, mods are very kind to me generally...I think most of them believe me when I tell them that I am retarded... |
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2.Thank you :mrgreen: 3.We do don't we :mrgreen: 4.I'm a saint :mrgreen: 5.So are most of the staff :lmao: (joking guys :wink: ) |
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2. You're quite welcome... 3. Well...I say...I say...well, maybe I am not THAT old...and maybe you're not THAT daft...what do you say? 4. You most certainly are... 5. Difference here is...I am really retarded...they/you are just doing their/your job...(sorry, guys, jk)... |
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2.Why thank you :mrgree: 3.Perhaps not :wink: 4.Good of you to agree :mrgreen: 5.Nobodys perfect :mrgreen: |
The proof is upon us, doomsday is here, for see how the desires of the flesh can corrupt the spirit and lead thee into temptation in the name of the BabBazz. Renounce thy wordly ways friends, for somm upon thee becomes a terror so intense, so great, that thine boots will shake with more force than a BabBazz high C, and thee will be left cowering in the pits of hell, with no more than rodents and insects for company, and thee shall be the feast of the aforementioned noxious critters, for they are malnourished, and seek the flesh of the disbeliever to feed upon, thus thy mockery shall return to haunt thee and follow thee through the endless of days.
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:twisted: I'm COUNTIN' on it :mrgreen: :lmao: |
Death and destruction surrounds thee, as thy soul decays in a bottomless abyss of misery, the pleasures of mortality and fleshful fancifulness can only lead to the depths of despair, where hope shall die a lingering death, for the paths of lust are varied and scattered with pitfalls of Biblical proportions, once indulging in that sinful pleasure and anointing thyself amongst harlots, all grace and pardons are reneged and lost to thee forever.
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:twisted: And a very good morning to you too :shock:
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The sole good in the world comes from the divinity of the Loafdom, and ye who is indulging in sins of the flesh cannot see nor benefit from that good light, let alone wish it upon others, demonspawn, while the eternal blackness of the nose of the BabBazz overhangs thee with it's immortal nostril twitches and sniffs that shall inhale ye and devour thee whole, screaming in agony as hair-like fibres entwine thee and pluck thy entrails out in entirety.
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Lotus you are clearly not well.
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Lo, for the time is nigh, and then thee shalt come crawling on thine knees, seeking divine forgiveness, begging for ease from the torment of thy soul, for Loafdom is not mocked, thee may jeer and spit in the face of the true compassion and love, for it has served thee well thus far as the incidious BabBazz ensnares thine conciousness into the evil plan... yet who shall ye call for come doomsday? Thy cries shall fall upon deaf ears, for those that mock must be punished, the disbelievers and infidels destroyed in their sleep under heaving piles of toxins and noxiousness, afore they spread their bitter lies and wicked tales, infecting the earth with hatred and treachery, and thy soul shall never have peace.
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I didn't go to work today...I am sure they will not miss me...well, of course, they will miss me a whole lot more than I miss them... 1. The last word is always mine...Last 2. You're welcome...again??? 3. Definitely not...I'll tell you...if you catch me in the dark place and prop me against warm wall...you can still very well............................................. talk to me about weather and other random subjects. 4. I always agree...unless, of course, I disagree 5. Amen...but I still am... |
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2.It's always nice to be welcome :mrgreen: 3.Meat Loaf, not random, but I do enjoy a natter about him :D . 4.I see :mrgreen: 5. And SO modest :wink: |
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2. True...*finds a great wisdom in his words and ponders it to death* 3. I can natter about ML from here to eternity...natter away... 4. I see that you see...but what do I see? 5. If nobody has anything good to say about you...say anything good about yourself. |
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2.*gives C P R :wink: :mrgreen: . 3.So, about Meat Loaf........... 4.Your computer screen? :D 5.I prefare compliments from other people :mrgreen: |
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2. Who did you give CPR to? Me or my thoughts? If it's me...ummm...once again, it was good for me...if it was my thoughts...they are way beyond any CPR 3. Enough about him...let's talk about me! 5. Me too...but those are hard to come by...isn't it so? Unless you're better looking than I am...which ain't that difficult... |
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