Post your favourite movie quotes!
 

From Snatch:
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON.

From Psycho:

We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

and along the same lines, from Rocky Horror Picture Show

Madness takes its toll

Sherrie

From: The Good, the Bad And The Ugly:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

From: The Terminator
I'll be back!


(think it is the best ever haha)

A few of my faves from Fight Club:

With a gun barrel between your teeth you only speak in vowels.

I haven’t been f***ed like that since grade school.

And you’re too f***ing…blonde!

Now as a question of etiquette, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

“You don’t understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender."

Marlon Brando - On the Waterfront

Um, not sure about movie quotes off the top of my head, but here's my fave TV quote:

from Frasier
Niles: (after kicking a bag of flour he was using as a "baby" to see if he would make a good father into a pool by accident and bringing it inside and putting it on the hearth to dry where it caught fire :shock: ) It's not as careless as you make it seem. After all, a real child would have cried before it burst into flames.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious.....and don;t call me Shirley

Airplane

From: Snatch

"Tyrone, you could park a f****n jumbo jet in there!

I love that quote/line, dont kno wweather it is correct to what he says but close enough, it is very funny :lmao:

From Bad Girls (the TV show, not the film)

Denny: Oi, posh bitch. Is "arseholes" all one word?
Monica: No, it's hyphenated. As in "arse-licker"

Sylvia: Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Yvonne: Not unless you age at the speed of light.

Yvonne: If you can't beat 'em, leg it!

Mum! Mum! THE ~~~~~ ARE HERE!!!!!!!!! : Sajid, east is east :lol:

The scene goes like this:
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo ****ing jet in that.

[Seconds later ...]
[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]

Tyrone: I didn't see it.
Vinny: It's a two ****ing ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of ****ing peanuts now is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.
:keke: :lawl: :lmao:



From Pulp Fiction:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

The Italian Job (the REAL and ONLY one)

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Classic :cool:

Anything from Monty Python - either life of Brian or Holy Grail.

Best two are the "you can't have a baby. You're a bloke" and "We demand a shrubbery (a nice one mind)" bits!!

(sad confession - i pretty much know both scripts off by heart!!!)

'Hes not the massiah, hes a very naughty boy'

Brain : "You are all different"

Crowd: "Yes, we are all different"

Lone Dissenter: "I'm Not"

Crowd: "Shut up!"

Life of Brian

"Ey Dorice....ya dead?"

Gotta love Cool Runnings :lol:

Thought of fave movie quote now!
From Jurassic Park
Ian Malcolm: You think they'll have that on the tour? [after being in a car chased by the T-Rex] :lol:

Thanks R. Thats it, it really makes me laugh everytime that, i love it, thats just pure class....:D :lmao: :lmao:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "
Dirty harry

One of the most misquoted lines ever - He dosn't say Do you feel lucky!!!

This quote is correct:

From Sudden Impact (Dirty Harry IV): Go ahead, make my day.

Star Wars - Return Of The Jedi:

Empra: - Fire at will, Commander

From City Of Angels:

Maggie: Why do you wear the same clothes all the time? Why won't you give me your phone number? Are you married?

Seth: No.

Maggie: Are you homeless?

Seth: No.

Maggie: Are you a drummer?

"This morning i shot an elephant in my pyjamas - how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know"

Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers

its not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache: R.H.P.S
He huffed n puffed n he...signed the eviction notice: shrek
some say that life is an illusion and reality is barely a frigment of our imagination: RHPS

And thanks for shooting him right between the eyes so it doesn't look like an accident.

Fierce Creatures

Korean Shop Owner: Take the money.

Bill "D-Fens" Foster: You think I'm a thief? You see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a STINKING SODA. You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.

Falling Down 1993

Life is like a box a chocolates - you never know what you are going to get

All in the Family 1971

Edith Bunker - "I ain't taking no orders, I can be a sunshine lady if I wanna be, and I wanna be, and I am......"

Meenah:who was he?

Nazir: He's my friend.

Meenah. Oh. Why's he talk funny?

Nazir: He's my boss.

East is east :lmao:

[IMG]It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.[/IMG]

you wanna play............OK..........say hello to my little friend..........

then shoots his automatic gun

Scarface - Al Pachino

Blues Brothers

Good movie the Blues Brothers!

Still like Arnold Schwarzenegger's "i'll be back"

'I don't know where we going, but there's no sense in being late'

Quigley down under

"What say you, Fuzzy Britches?" Warden Norton to a picture of Raquel Welch, The Shawshank Redemption

Blues Brothers

Elwood: Shit.
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers...
Jake: No.
Elwood: Yeah.
Jake: Shit.

'Be my heel I care not' - Mercutio - Romeo and Juliet 1968

Endangered dirt. That's a new one.

Broken Arrow

scotty beam me up...



mwahahaha

Whoa!! Look at all those wrinkles! What is holding this woman together?

~ The Emperor's New Groove


I watch way too many cartoons :twisted:

Jaws:
You're gonna need a bigger boat... :angst:

Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the earth!

Flash Gordon! :mrgreen: (AHH AHHHHHHH)

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these - it might have been."

Diane in Cheers.

- I made fish cakes
* what type of fish?
- Brown
* Hmm ok.