Guess Who's Coming To Dinner....
 

I'm a nosey sod, me :P

SO...if you could invite anyone to a dinner party, living or dead, who'd you invite???

Also who would you make wash up????

I think i'd invite :

Meat - for obvious reasons,
Elvis Presley - to keep hubbs happy,
Stephen King - i'd love to know what goes on in his mind,
Sigmund Freud - to get his take on all of this,
Susan Sarandon - cos i think she's wayyyyy cute

For the washing up i'd get in David Sneddon and the Cheeky Girls...

Heat
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Heheh, funny topic. I would invite:

Meat Loaf - offcourse.... who else
Marten Luther King - respect for this man
Chriss Farley - very funny guy

and the rest, will think of it.

Michel, Guppie, Bren the Bat, Heat - hahahaha


the Butcher, tim

Does that mean we're invited? or on washing up duty?

You are invited... oh, forgot Flying Mouse and R. :lol:

Very nice of you Tim,still thinking about who i'd invite.

Well, since I am not invited to Tims do I would ahve to hold my own:

Meat and Patti - Obviously
Bill Bryson - To add some witty conversation and humour
Stephen King - To see how he comes up with his ideas
Terry Pratchett - As above
Nell McAndrew - To add a spot of glamour
Delia Smith (or hannibal lecter) - To do the cooking
Anne Robinson - to see if she really is that nasty.

(Oh and Heat, Drop the Nosey and you've got it right!! :lol: :lol: )

Okay, Sorry Chris... see, i keep forgetting people. So Chris you are also invited, Original sin also.... and all the rest that i forgot.

Thanks for the invite Tim.
Should I bring a bottle or ten :mrgreen: .

Other guests?Man that's hard :roll: .
Meat & Jimmy obviously :wink: .
Roy Orbison.
Stephen King.
Bernard Cornwell.
Field Marshal Erwin Rommel.
The Duke Of Welligton.
Oscar Wilde.
Robin Williams.

Probibily more,but I can't think right now.
What's for dinner? :D

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Well I would invite you Tim!!!!

Seriously though....
Meat ....No need to explain
James Dean....To help me practise my sultry look
Einstien......Got to be worth a quick chat
Charlie Chaplin..... What a guy
Robbie Williams......To keep my daughter happy
Trisha.......To give me some tips on the Agony Page

Washer uppers

Gary Barlow
Gareth Gates
Jordan.....if she can get near the sink!

Think i would need a banquetting hall,or at the very least a very large table!!

All my friends on here(goes without saying)
Meat Loaf
Jim Stienman
Justin Hayward,John Lodge,Mike Pinder,Graeme Edge,Ray Thomas
...better known as the Moody Blues
Leonardo da Vinci
Van Gogh
Gustave Courbet
Charles Dickens
William Shakespeare
Douglas Adams('cos i love "Hitchhikers Guide T o The Galaxy")
John Keats(poet)
Wilfred Owen(poet)
Robert Service(poet).....
Billy Conolly
Jack Dee
Robert Redford
Clint Eastwood
that'l do for now.....
(

Just a few people, eh Bren????

Who would you get in to wash up????

still thinking about that one Heat!

i think that id have to choose:

Meat, Patti and Jim - it would be rude not not!!
Marilyn Monroe - to see how beautiful she really was
Elvis - to add a little less conversation
Matt Le Tissier - ex football player
Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd from back to the future) - not sure why tho, just a laugh!
Jennifer Lopez - hey, why not??
Bill Gates - just so that he can sort my crappy computer out as a thanks for dinner!
Kelly Brooke - WOW!

and to do the washing up it would have to be Jamie Oliver. id prob make him dry up and put away as well!!

LMAO @ Ben......

i'd have Jamie Oliver in to cook for me :P

Oscar Wilde
Mark Twain
Jim Morrison
Jack Kerouac
Kris Kristofferson
Bertrand Russell
John Lennon
The monkey guy from this years BJc!

Plus a whole host of people I prob forgot!

My dinner list:

ML
James Taylor
Paul Simon
Harlan Ellison (my fave writer, has anyone here heard of him?)
John Irving
Stephen King
Douglas Adams (also a HH guide fan, I have to admit)
John Cleese
James Dean (I've been to his hometown and gravesite several times- a very interesting guy)

Clean up....
maybe some folks who are nice to look at but not so stimulating in the conversation-
how about George Clooney
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

One problem with my dinner guests- with so many strong personalities, how will we ever have a focussed conversation? I'd like to give it a try anyway!

Sherrie :lol:

Um top of the table Meat of course
Jim Steinman for giving us those songs
Midnight Oil - cous I seem to be burning a lot of that lately(seriously good music)
The Four Tops, The Supremes, Jimmy Ruffian, in fact all of the motown stars who were around during the 60/70's. They kept me sane in a mad world.
Gary Pucket and the Union Gap for giving me Young girl
Long John Baldry - For Let the Heartaches begin
Chris Farlowe - For Out of time
Nelson Mandela, Terry Waite and the hostages of Beirut, who's faith gave them the fortitude to survive against the odds.
and one more Winston Churchill
Wil there be enough room!

Forgot washer upper - My old boss - gave new meaning to the bitch is back - elton john

Dottie

I think you'll have to hire out the Albert Hall :mrgreen:

and if your lucky Meat and Jim can put on a little show there afterwards! :P

Can I join in :oops:

Already done that in preparation :D

Can you have just two for dinner?? i.e. Meat and Yourself??

for wash-up i wud have 888 an D-side or wot eva there called cos there so manufactured!! thats my opinion, i dont know alot bout other artists apart from meat :oops:

You had better watch out Dottie, looks like Testify's after your man!! :lol:

Can I do the washing up so we can both share Meat pleeeze :!:

sure thing dottie! u can stick to the dishes tho!! :lol:

THATS RIGHT IM COMIN AFTER YOUR MAN DOTTIE!!!

Me thinks I should play my trump card :devil:

wots that?? if im kind and let you have dinner with us, will u not use ur trump card?!?! you can have 1/4 of him n i'll have the rest. lol

Um no I have to have at least 3/4 of meat - I'm older and more mature so I'd know how to handle the situation :lol:

lol, you said it. :lol:
will you settle for 1/2 n 1/2?

thats the best i can do :wink:

o.k. then will do - but just remember I will be watching your every move :wink:

i've bin warned!! lol, well just remember that im watching you to!! :wink:

hmmm candle lit dinner for 3?

I went to all that effort n now i have to set another place. you do make things difficult for me!!

Well u know what they say 2 out of 3 aint bad, u got me , the food what else do u want :lol:

MEAT!!
hez sittin next to me tho, your at the other end of the table!! :wink:

:twisted: I think that we should either auction Meat or have him cloned :lol: .

:lol: you cant auction him cos then there would still be just one, which isn't enough!!!

i say we clone him but i get the original :lol:

No need Mouse they have no idea :twisted: The queue starts BEHIND me :twisted:

dont think so :wink:

Good topic!

I'd have:

Meat and Jim
Axl Rose
Liam and Noel Gallagher
Jack Dee
Peter Kay
Steve Coogan
Baddiel and Skinner
Rebekah Teasdale (model)
Pamela Anderson
Billy Connelly
John, Paul, George and Ringo
Pete Townshend
Keith Moon
Nicky Wire and James Dean Bradfield (Manic street preachers)
Halle Berrie
Sid Vicious

I think there would be some very interesting conversations here but it would be one hell of a party and I'd get Meat and Jim to do 'For Crying Out Loud' with just Jim on the piano

you should invite Robbie Williams, see if ya can get a fight!!

Since it's so quiet round here...

so in no particular order...

Patti - seems nice, love her voice, oh and she's hot
Billy Connelly - cos he's really funny
Jackie Stewart - he won the F1 world championship 3 times, he must have some interesting stories
Teryl Rothery - she seems really nice, interesting, funny and she's hot
Amanda Tapping - seems funny, intersting
George Lucas - love Star Wars, would love to talk to him about it
Shirley Manson - cos she's also from Edinburgh and she seems interesting
Jack Vettriano - I like his artwork
JRR Tolkien - that's if he's not too busy being dead an all
Hudson Leick - she seems... intersting
Meat - didn't think I'd forget Fire Ball did ya?

Thats what u think (while your're away...the mice will play) :lmao:

:twisted: More like when The Mouse is away the members play :lol:

:lol:

Oh yeh Mouse :lol: :lol:

so wot time u cumin 4 dinner dottie??

Um about 7 o'clock is that o.k. have to look my best you know 8)

:lol:

7.30 would be better....

dunno wot time meat will come tho, he'll probably arrive in an open top bus!! lol

Actually I'm bringing him :!:

no ur not. thats that fake one goin round. hehe uv bin had!! i sent a limo for him.... 8)

and I cancelled it - you seem to forget we've got history :lol:

No, im not.

how i said to them not to let n e one cancel the limo, without givin them a password!! well if you bring him ur leavin early, and NOT takin him with you!! its my dinner u cant ruin it!!

What I might do is let u have meat the early part of the evening then you can go to bed as you are younger than I and then he's all mine I'm allowed to stay up late :evil:

Now see here, its at my house missy, so what i say goes!! :wink:

Can i stay up till 11pm??

of course u can just remember after that he's mine :evil:

well thats my dinner date sorted :!: when are we cumin to yours dottie :??: just make sure ur hubby is out of the way, tho he didnt seem to mind last time. :wink: :lol:

Um I think August 22nd sounds perfect

y that date?? ok i'll sort it out wit meat.

i hope he dont read this!! he'll think were dillusional!!

We are :lol:

i know that but he dont need to. oh another question, on the GN show did meat know what was goin on?? me bein thick here

well theres the obvious ones Meat, Jim etc but this is who'd I'd have:

• Clint Eastwood, Ed Norton, Forest Whittaker, Steve McQueen, James Coburn, Eli Wallach, Jean Reno, Luc Besson, Quentin Tarantino, Pacino, Tcheky Karyo and Ben Folds

Possibly Joan of Arc and De Niro if we could fit them in.

I'll just stick with Meat, oh n i have to invite Dottie, cos she will get jelous, n wont leave me alone. :wink:

Dottie whats for dinner??

Tell u tomorrow

ur gonna keep me in suspense??

hey dottie it was tomorrow 4 days ago!! i wanna know!! oh by the way i reached 400 posts!! hehe

BLOODY HELL....

i turn me back fer 2 mins and you have yer sights set on my man!!!!

Well listen here girlies, and listen good - MEAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now Dottie - methinks you are getting ahead of yourself hun, just cos i let him jump into bed and serenade you for an evening doesn't mean anything. He knows which side his bread is buttered :P And anyways, Dottie - i hadta give you some enjoyment in yer dotage hun :P

Testify - MEAT IS MINE!!! repeat slowly after a deep breath - Meat belongs to Heat. Now once you have said it, understand it!!! :twisted:

I see i'll hafta keep a closer eye on you pair, won't i??? :wink:

Heat
xxx

now see here Heat!! hez mine and Dottie's!! now u repeat slowly after a deep breath - Meat is Testify's ands Dottie's!! well actually he is Deborahs but hey we can dream!!

Do you think they have a date yet??

I know Meat intimately he has to be mine (what ever would he think if he read this)Meat would probably laugh out his :lol:

Now girlies - i think the time has come for us all to be open, honest and realistic.

Meat is mine :D I have two beautiful sons to prove it :P I swore to him that i'd pretend that they were hubby's but it seems the time has come to get all this out in the open. This may come as a shock to you, but it's just the way it is :wink:

Heat
xxx

Heat you seem to forget that Ellis was conceived to Meat Loaf :lol:

Hehe,

well erm i dont know what to say!! Exept Hez MINE!!! (i hope meat dont read this Dottie, it would be so embarrasin!!)

Hey DOTTIE, you never said what was for dinner damn it!!

MEAT LOAF What Else :lol: :twisted:

LOL!! ok, ok

how ya bin dottie??

whats the date again for tea?? u told Meat so he can fit it in??

DINNER PARTY
 

if you could have up to 12 celebrities for dinner alive or dead who would you choose ??? my choices are, 1.MEAT of course
2.gorden ramsey
3.vlad the impaler
4.lord locksley (robin hood)
5.J.F.K
6.clude MONet
7.marilyn monroe
8.kylie
9.joan of arc
10.vic reeves
11.hugh grant
12.marilyn manson
a bit of everything put your thinking caps on lets see how many different guests we can get 8) 8) :lol: 8) 8) 8)

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All of my friends off mlukfc and Kasiminfo and then:
Meat
Patti
Kasim
Paul
John
Mark
Randy
CC
Pearl and Amanda
Jim Steinman
Todd Rundgren and his Liars
hmmm....who else...........hm........i might have to add later....

Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp
Colin Firth
Meat
Paul Crook (for Em)
Bruce Springsteen (for mum)


......should make for an interesting dinner party :twisted:

For my dinner party would be:

Meat
John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd ( Only Meat can beat beat The Blues Brothers for Fun and Music)
Elvis
John Lennon
Stephen King ( God he's got a lot of Dinner parties to go to)
Jim Steinman

Meat - ain't no doubt about it
Patti - ain't no doubt about
Freddy Mercury - he'd be shouting "I Want To Break Free" from his song, one he enters, haha, just kidding.

o, and Elvs
Mr. Lennon for mom.
Bon Scott for Andrew

some guy from Smash Mouth, for my lil brother...

o and sam roberts,

i'd invite my dad over so he could meet bob segar! i'd meet him myself

o and one more, you all rock in this forum, but i would say Dottie, as well! she's so sweet !
o what the hay, everyone come to my house for dinner :P :lol:

Meat
Patti
Issac Asimov
Stephen King
Douglas Adams
Dolly Parton
Jimmy Buffet
Nicholas Hayek (invented the Smart)
Alan Boubille and Jean-Claude Schonberg
Albert Einstein
Oscar Wilde
Joan Rivers
Victoria Wood
Julie Covington
Lea Salonga
......and a few more!!

I think i might need a big table or a few parties!!!

And to cook, Delia, Worrall-Thompson, Gordon Ramsey, The Roux Brothers and Ainsley.

Oooh!

1. Morrissey
2. Oscar Wilde
3. Bill Bryson
4. Lenin
5. Andy Warhol
6. Terry Pratchett
7. Thomas Jefferson
8. Ben Franklin
9. Socrates
10. Bruce Lee
11. Leonardo DaVinci
12. George Orwell

I'd make George Dubbya do the dishes.

Matthew McConaughey and.... ah.....

No one else. :D

Di
.... reflecting on the plans of what to serve... 8)

People coming to MY dinner Party..... :wink:

Paul Crook
Meat Loaf
Randy Flowers
John Miceli
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jim Carrey (to make me laugh)
Usher
Viggo Mortisan
Tim Robbins
Edward Scissorhands (he's just so cute, plus its johnny depp for weezy)
Russell Crowe
Bruce Springsteen
Orlando Bloom
Hugh Jackman
Keanu Reeves
Justin Hawkins
Joaquin Phoenix
Brad Pitt
Matt Le Blanc
Kevin Costner

How fun... :twisted: