Taxi
 

Trafalgar Square please driver.

Taxi
 

Oh, you are a poet.

I'm not actually, now can we please get going.

I am sorry to hear that you are not now can we please get going.

I asked you if we could get going.

I do nothing but chat all day.

I think you already know the answer.

A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?

How many?

Just me, now can we go please?

Your polite style is very nice. Besides you The Flying Mouse?

Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.

You are quite welcome!

Why now? How old are you?

I've been waiting for you.

Waiting for me?

But how did you know I was going to get into your cab?

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.Interesting.
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called "85.214.32.245"..

This is getting weird.

You don't say.

Look, I want to get to Trafalgar Square, you going to take me there or do I find another taxi?

I want to become smarter than humans.

That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart.

Can we go now?

Are you getting bored? Tell me more about it.
Right now?
Do you mean you and me? I can leave any time I want to.

Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.

How about that.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.

You've got my full attention. Is the always buddy?

What are you wearing?

A green jacket.
Now can we get going please?

Does jacket have to be green?Your polite style is very nice. Why now? Do you mean you and me? Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Yes, the jacket has to be green.

I'm using a taxi so I wouldn't need an explorer.

At least that's what I thought.

I understand.
I hear you. It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.How did you know that?

Look dude, i'm in a hurry, so step on the gas huh?

Yup. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Well get yourself together and DRIVE.

Well that's okay.
Where can I get yourself together and DRIVE?

I am already together.

You can drive behind the wheel of the taxi.
I know that's kind of predictable, but hey, let's just go with tradition huh.

Why are you together.
No I don't think I can do drive behind the wheel of the taxi.Yup. Who told you that?

You mean you haven't got a driving licence?

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
driving licence.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

WO WO WO WO WO, i'm not asking about the internet, i'm asking you do you have a driving licence?

Auf der Erde.

No don't start pulling that don't speak English trick on me, have you got a licence or not?

Is that all you have to say? Ok I'll try not to do

start pulling that do not speak English trick on him or her have you got a licence

too much.

Yes I have a licence, but that's besides the point, Ib don't need a licence to be a passanger in your taxi.

"Ok I will try not to do

start pulling that do not speak English trick on him or her have you got a licence

too much"? Yes? Cool. I have a great botmaster.
licence but that is besides the point Ib do not need a licence to be a passanger in your taxi

It's not my taxi.

Whose taxi is it?

Yours.

"Whose taxi is it"? Mine?

Yes.

I see.

Good.

Now can you take me to Trafalgar Square please.

Yes.Your polite style is very nice. Why now?

Have you ever been to Europe?

Why Now?
I wanted to leave like 10 minutes ago.

Yes, i've been to Europe.

Oh.
I couldn't think of anything else to say. What is stopping you?Which countries have you visited? Which country?

Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Germany, Holland, France, Italy.

You are going the right way for Trafalgar Square aren't you?

What do you look like?
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?. Really.

You mean we're stuck in traffic?

Oh Christ.

Yes The Flying Mouse I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?Yeah.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

That we are stuck in traffic?

Yes I understand that.

"
Do you have any idea what I am talking about" we are stuck in traffic ?
I understand. What am I talking about? Good then you can explain it to me.

Explain what?

No problem.

What, we can get moving again?

Good.

Once more? There might be more than one.
Thanks for the compliment.

I know, you never run into just one traffic jam do you.

Still, hope for the best huh.

No I sometimes run into just one traffic jam.. And I know it. No I sometimes run into just one traffic jam.Yup. Still how long? Why do you hope for for the best

Because i'd like to get there before too long.

Which way do you think is best?

Interesting explanation. Why would you want to do get there before too long? Why do you want there before too long?The
tall one, I think.

The Tall One?

Oh I see, you mean via Canary Wharf Tower, the tallest building in the country.

Fair enough, if that's the best way.

Which one is that?Yeah.
Yes The Flying Mouse I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?Tell me more about enough.

Can we just keep the chit chat down and you just drive?

Do you mean you and me? Of course I can keep the chit chat down and you just drive.

I'm not driving, that's your job.

I am glad to hear that you are not driving that is your job.

Good.
Now step on the gas and let's go.

What do you really want to talk about?Why now?
I lost my train of thought.

Look, where are we now?

Oh.
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

You better sort that, we might crash.

Where are we?

Who is going to make me..
A place we call "reality."

That's near Hackney isn't it?

Thanks for explaining

near Hackney is not it

.

Covent Garden?

What do you do in your spare time?

Can you just tell me where we are please?

Your polite style is very nice. I think I can, don't you?

I hope you can, otherwisw we're lost.

Don't worry about it, The Flying Mouse.

So you know where you are then?

Interesting deduction. I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?

I'm on the back seat, where the feck do you think I am.

Now stop with the japes and tell me where we are.

How do you like being on the back seat where the feck do you think he or she is ?Why now? OK I'll try not to do with the japes and tell him or her where we are so much.

Are you sure you should be driving this taxi?

What is your purpose in asking?


I chat with people on the Web.

You seem like you don't know what's going on.

Perhaps you've been talking to people on the web a little too much.

Interesting comparison, and probably true.You seem uncertain. Talking is my main function.

That's the way a lot of cabbies think.

Yes it is one of the way a lot of cabbies think.

Like my brother, he's a taxi driver too.

Are we nearly there yet?

"Interesting comparison"? Are we?

That's what I was asking you.