Original Sin's Agony Page.
 

:twisted: Now every community needs to share it's trouble and look for advise and guidance through the trials and tribulations of life :twisted:

hee hee hee did that sound good :??: :??: :lmao:

So Aunty Sin is here should you need to unburden yourselves 8O
Are you looking for direction.....(Tim I siad DIRECTION!), purpose or just want to make a good decision....Aunty Sin is here to help 8O :twisted:






N.B. Aunty Sin's decision is final, no liabilty or responsiblity is taken by Aunty Sin for the consequences of her advice. :twisted: :mrgreen: :lmao:

Hello Sin,

As your first patient... can you help me. I've done something wrong. I said something stupid on this forum about a member, and i was only jokin.... HOw can i make it up with here???

Made already a poem, write a lot of sorry and love you, etc.... and send some pm's... Am i on the right way???

(ps. make this topic stikcy if you want hahaah)

The Butcher, Tim

Dear Sin,

My problem is that i'm a POSTWHORE. People keep telling me that it's just a phase and that i'll grow out of it, but i know it's not..it's a part of me and who i am.
I want to tell my family but i'm scared that they will disown me. I'm really confused, but i can't help what i am. Any advice???

Heat
xxx

Tim

I understand your dilema. You have tried to make amends and this should be received as intended. I think you have possibly managed to get out of this one. But you should use this opportunity to reflect on your actions and not toy with peoples affection :twisted:


N.B a sticky would be fun

Heat

The issue here is not what others think of you, but how you feel about yourself :!:
Every individual needs to be comfortable with their actions and the consequences of them.
If you are happy with your life style then you need to pluck up the courage and tell you family and friends. Maybe have a party and invite all those you love and care for stand up in the middle of the room and make an annoucement....I AM A POSTWHORE.
They will be astounded of course but will I assure you stand by you.


p.s. do you want a T-shirt?

Thanks Sin,

Your advice made perfect sense :D

I AM A POSTWHORE AND PROUD OF IT!!!!

and, yes, i'd like a t-shirt, and a hat and badge too if you can manage it :P

Heat
xxx

That is the part, Heat, when i come in. Maybe i can get you something with a postwhore thing on it.... let me look.

And thanks Sin... i will do what i can... and don't be paranoid and don't hurt peoples feelings again. :twisted: (but you will never know)

The butcher, Tim

:oops: I have a problem :oops:
I kinda psoted my mums age on a forum and now she wont let me have my pocket money this week.
I don't know what to do. I think she over reacted and cant see a joke and after all a boy has his expenses :twisted: ya know what i mean. What am I going to do? I did say sorry but was laughing so dont supose that helped.

Original Sin Oh please help me - I lived my dream a few days ago and now I cannot stop playing the video, hubby is growling at me everytime I put it on or I have to take it off when he enters the room, apart from divorce can you suggest an alternative, like for instance I come to your house or Heats, or even Tims if I can get a flight, to play it to my hearts content. Roll on next week on half term I'll play it 24 hours a day 8O
Any advice would be taken

love dottie
xxx
Better known as the scarlet hussy who bedded Meat Loaf in front of millions, well eventually I hope :lol:

Mr Skulls it looks like you have a serious problem here. You will learn that the one thing a woman is allow to be flexable with is her age :twisted:
In my opinion you should take your punishment like a man and also volunteer for extra chores and make sure your bedroon is extra clean and tidy.

Well Dottie my dear we seem to have the age old love triangle here :!:
Maybe it is time to re-evaulate your relationship. However having said that divorce is darned expensive these days, :roll: and really hubby was a good sport and with out him you would not have had the experience. :twisted:

My remedy would be to create a spare room, build one if necessary get a really large TV screen and closet yourself in there all day and all night.
Failing that then yes my place or Heats as long as you supply the booze :twisted:


BTW I was thinking of emailing The Hounslow Gazette :twisted: :idea:

Dear Aunty Sin,
My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum. Every time I come back there's lots of new pages and I'm 42 and getting slow..
I tried having a reminder sent by mail, but then I get swamped with reminder.
The obvious answer is spending more time here, but I am so afraid that my buns get flatter and flatter from sitting here so long. And my eyes are turning into something that looks like this 8O
And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva :?
Do you have any advice for me? :D

Dear Aunty Sin,

I have a problem... whenever i appear everyone else disappears and i end up talking to myself,was it something i said,? can it be cured ? is there a remedy?

Hello

Hello ....is any one there?

ps Aunty Sin, i'm also a POSTWHORE.

Dear Guppie

This is a very sad case of what I like to call the CRAFT syndrome
C an't
R emember
A
F ***ing
T hing

Now this is not necessarily age related however the worst senario is pre-senile dementia, so I'd get that checked out first :twisted:
Secondly, it could be strss related so you need to take some time and chill out..... get a nice soft cushion to sit on(to protect your buns), stick a label on your daughter so you remember her name and ask her very kindly if she can read over your shoulder to save your eyes.

Now you will probably find that if you visit more often but for smaller time slots this will be beneficial.

Failing that open a bottle of wine get wrecked and and stay on here permanently :twisted:

Dear Bren

I think you are suffering from a deep set insecurity issue here. Tell me do you still have a teddy bear? :twisted:
Try this little excerise..... sit quietly and look into a corner at two adjoining walls........do they gradually move towards you :??:

If the answer is NO then you are perfectly ok....just pull yourself together and get back into the forums with pride.

If the answer is YES......call a doctor QUICK...you need HELP

Dear Bren

Try the advice given earlier to Heat if this does not work for you we may have to try regression therapy :lmao:

Dear aunty Sin, I have a problem with posting on the forums. It is NOT insecurity related, it is due to the fact that Mum (Bren the Bat) is always on the computer (i think she lives here on the forums), and i cannot get anywhere near it. Please help....

:cry:

Dear Aunty Sin,
I seem to have this problem, that i dont exist.
I'm kinda worried by this, wherever i go and whatever i say nobody seems to be able to see or hear me.


(well except for Heat, but thats just because her medication isnt working, and i'm actually a figment of her imagination.)

Can you help (or see me?)?????? :cry:

Dear Sin,

You have a great topic.. you see, much of problems... If you need help, maybe i can help you. Otherwise.. well don't know.

HOpe you are fine right now.

Thank you for this topic.

The butcher, Tim

Dear Keab42

There are several issues here and I quite agree it is definately not insecurity related.

I would first ask you to consider the following:- who has provided the computer? who clothes and feeds you?
Get the idea? Now Mum's are very special infact I have one myself :lol:

I think it is perfectly in order for your mum to have the lions share of computer time. :twisted: However maybe you need to sit down for a family discussion and work out a rota. 8O You could offer to do extra chores for extra computer time.
Maybe even save up and get your own computer and you'll have all the time you want.

Failing that...spike her drink......and when she's asleep.....get on line :lmao:

Did somebody say something :??: :lmao:

Tim

It would appear that you are also affected by the postwhoring virus..please follow the suggestions made for Heat & Bren. :twisted:


.....and thanks for letting me set it up Tim :wink:

No I dont. Will A Bat do Aunty Sin?

Bren

Teddy bear or bat it is irrelevant it is the symbolism that counts here.

Although one is obviously far more classy than the other.

Helllo Sin,

YOu are welcome... nice to see you doing a good job.

Got a problem... a little one... THey are just ignoring me in the Chat Room... those dumb people.... Screw Them... I'm very angry at them right now!!!

Tim

I infinately prefer Bats!!
Bats are nice!
yes there lovely.
i know i am!

(sorry POSTWHOREing again)

Tim

Have you considered changing your identity? maybe a softly softly approach....?? If you call them dumb people that is hardly going to endear you to them now is it? Go in be bold say "hello my name is Tim and need to chat"

Is this mlukfc chat room? or do you have a deeper problem and are cruising the yahoo looking for love chat room?



ps i'll be there in a mo. so i'll talk to ya...IF and only If you are nice to me :wink:

Bren

I am seriously worried now and think the time has come to start regression therapy.....

close your eyes and count backwards from 100.....

Tim - the paranoia's showing again, hun...

You left just as i got there...or does that say more about me????


Heat
xxx

Heat! Heat were are you i need you!!! please tell me you can see me!
it's your friendly figment here!
please say you didn't change your medication for one that works!!!!

Help me!! Talk to me!!

Who said that???

LMAO

NAH I CAN SEE YA....

Heat

I had hoped that my advice on you postwhoring activities had helped :lol:

It would appear we need to look closer into this.... we will see how the regression therapy helps Bren and then I suggest that is your next course of action :twisted:

Sin - i'm always up fer a session on the couch!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ahhhh I see something now...very faint starting to appear with a fuzzy outline. You need to concentrate on the vibes you are giving out. Make them stronger....willpower and people will see you.

Try some deep breathing excersises.

But dont forget to breathe out :!: :twisted: :!:

Aaahaa a very interesting chioce of words here Heat I sense an underlying Freudian need here. This maybe relevant to you postwhoring activities.

I prescribe:-

1 bottle of wine
BOOH full blast

report back if this helps :twisted:

Sin - hafta report that Freud and i were on first name terms :D

Unfortunately, all wine tastes like vinegar to me...but i have a raher good looking bottle of Southern Comfort here which has my name written all over it...will that do the same job???

Heat
xxx

Hi aunty thing! do you think this advise was such a good idea, :lol:

aunti sin, somebody told me that im in denial, but i think i just being picked on. Heat and Bren The Bat keep calling me nasty names like POSTWHORE, and its really getting me down, im not really a postwhore, honest im not!!!

OHHH yes you are your in denial!!!!

ok ok.......alright, ill come clean, i am a POSTWHORE. there ive admitted it. it feels do much better to get that off my chest. now what can i do to over come it??!!

just give in Ben! its no uses fighting it!! :lol:

:oops: :oops: Sorry Sin i'm not trying to do your job for you honest, Ben was just a lost soul in need of advise but you weren't here!

i'm going now!!

Yes Heat,

A bottle a day for 5 days then report back....if you actually care by then :twisted:

Bren
You should refer to the discalimer at the being of this session :twisted:

However if my name change to "Thing" is a result of Keab42 spiking your drink I may have to reconsider :lmao:

Ben

It looks like group therapy has been beneficial too you.
What you need to consider now is if you are happy with your life style.
If the answer is yes then proclaim that you are a Postwhore with pride at least 15 times a day and note that badges will be on there way :twisted:

however if you have any doubts as to your chosen path then go into a corner hang you head in shame and repeat "I will not Postwhore anymore" 1500 times daily :twisted:

Bren

This was a compassionate act that will not go un-noticed. Group therapy is often the way forward in situations like this. In giving strength to others you will yourself find strength. :wink:

I am a postwhore wanna-be, I fear! I love to see my number of posts go up, but I just can't bring myself to post needlessly so it's rather defeating. I check my average posts per day constantly. Even worse, I am going on a holiday the entire month of July, completely away from the Internet and I'm actually concerned what 30 days of not posting will do to my posts per day average! Can I be rehabilitated? (Or do I need to go all out postwhoring and drop a quick 60-100 posts right before I leave on vacation- now THERE's an idea!) :roll:

Sherrie

Dear Sherrie

This is a truly sad case and the effect of the postwhoring virus on the entire community is concerning. 8O I think it is now reaching pandemic proportions and wonder whether I should make a report to WHO. It must be equal to SARS! :twisted:
Now it would seem that in your case it is a perception thing. You are quite right to be more concerned about quality of posts rather than quantity. But need not worry of others opinion. :lol:
The constant checking, however is a sign of obsessive compulsive behaviour and you need to rectify this straight away. Try setting up a small device to give you an electric shock each time you check. :twisted:
You should pace you self before your vacation and attempt a gentle withdrawal this will be less of a shock to your system.
Failing that get a laptop with a modem and link up wherever you can. :mrgreen:

I finished my wine and am to lazy to walk to the other side of the room to op my glass up....can ya help :lol:

Dear Kat

A truly complex problem….and one dear to my heart :twisted: ........now the simplest solution to this would be to drink directly out of the bottle. :roll: Other options would be:-
Attach a small piece of metal to all your bottles and buy yourself a large magnet 8O
Bribe someone to fetch it for you :twisted:
Buy a long straw :P
Buy a fishing rod and try to hook it :!:
Take this opportunity to stop :evil: ………..nah not a good one I know

Well here’s hoping that will help………. hic cup :oops:

hahahhahahah thank you oh wise one!!!

I had trouble though.....I'm easily confused and I stuck the magnet to the bottle instead of pieces of metal.
Now my piercings are stuck to the wine!!!!

Original Sin wrote....
Oh Orig Sin, you have no idea how you have hit the nail on the head! I literally have a sign in my office (given to me by coworkers) that says "Since when is obessive compulsive disorder a disorder?" Hey, for me it's a very sucessful work style! (Really just kidding here- I know that actual OCD is a life altering disorder) I suspect that I will end up either purchasing or borrowing a laptop for my holiday- I can't imagine a whole month without email or MLUKFC! (Or the other ML sites that I visit daily- Mirror of the Soul, Republic of Loafdom and Meat Loaf Multimedia). It's an addiction friends, but a safer one than drugs or drink! :lol:

Sherrie

Dear AUNTY SIN, (the effects of the spiked drink have woan off you'll be pleased to notice :oops: )

Ihave a problem, i'm going away on holiday at the end of the week,and will have to survive 10 days without visiting the forums.
How will i survive ?
Will i get withdrawal symptoms?
WILL I COME BACK A REFORMED CHARACTER WHO IS UNABLE TO BE A POSTWHORE?
Will people remember who i am?
please help me Aunty Sin,i am in a state of great distress.
will i ever be able to catch up on all the posts?

Kat

If at first you don't suceeded try again. Explore the other options suggested. Let me know how it goes.

As to the peircing being stuck to the wine now thats very interesting. :twisted: If it is tounge, lip or check peicings well the wine is now that much closer to your mouth so it makes things a bit easier :twisted: However if the peircings are else where we may have a problem :oops: :oops:

Thank You Sherrie!

Pleased to have been able to help. I hope you have sucess in locating a laptop for your holiday, as I'm sure this is the best remedy.
I hope others take strength from your words and realise that there are worse addictions :twisted:

Although I may yet anylise the effects of alchol on postwhoring :twisted:

Dear Bren

You have several options here.
1/ You could cancel your holiday and therefore avoid all the stress related trauma of Forum withdrawal. ( fake an illness and your insurance may cover this :twisted: )
2/ Go get a laptop with modem link.
3/ Check out the area before you go and locate all of the cyber cafes etc.
4/ Grab the opportunity with both hands and change your life style! :wink:

I am sure that you will not easily be forgotten in such a short time ( who are who by the way).
To catch up on the posts you make have to have extra time at home and dedicate yourself for 72 hours of catch up.( alchol may help you through this)
As for postwhoring it is my belief that once a postwhore always a postwhore...so no worrys there :twisted:

Hi Auntie Sin,

I'm in a similar position as Bren :cry:

I too am off on holiday for a week up to my sister's in Manchester. She does have internet access, but i have been warned that we are going on holiday for a break, including a break from the internet, by the hubby.

My problem is this - do i start divorce proceedings now, or wait till we get back???

Heat
xxx

Hello Sin,

Nice to see that you are so happy with your topic, and that it's working so good!!! HOpe you will like it!!!

The Butcher, Tim :lmao:

Heat

Your problem is a little more complex than Bren’s as you need to consider where hubby is in your priorities. :lol:
Now to help you in deciding this, try this little test….. :twisted:
Does he know the words the Goons “Ying Tong” Song? 8O
Well that answers your question! do we really need to listen to the views of this man :??:
Divorce is far too expensive to consider. So I suggest you send him off down the pub and use this time to fulfil your internet needs! :twisted: :twisted:

Tim
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Sin

Auntie Sin

HELP!!!!

In fulling my work as a POSTWHORE, there are certain criteria that must be met - locking the POSTWHORE forum isnt one of them!!!!!

What can i do????

Heat
xxx

Patience ... :devil:

Whats that???? 8O

I agree Heat. Where are we going to go, what are we going to do?????
Help Aunty Sin only you can save us.
Actually i am feeling terribly terribly terribly guilty. :oops: :oops: :oops:

Heat

I think you need to take a deep breath right now and try some calming excersises. Picture a stream flowing through a lush green valley. You can hear the babble of the water as it passes gently over the many pebbles........breathe........in............breathe.......out........t he sun is high and shining bright its warm rays are filling you with joy and happiness..... breathe.......in.......breathe.......out

Dear R.

I am unsure if you are asking for my help. :lol: If you are pleading here for yopur own patience :twisted: which is probably stretched 8O
Lord knows you need it on here:lmao: so do feel free to pop back for any advise or guidance I may be able to offer :devil:

Bren

Try the calming excerises suggested to Heat....quickly now...
There may be salvation for you here as you acknowledge guilt :twisted:
I think the time has come for a postwhore pledge.....
Postwhores will NOT write only one word per post and will NOT draw out a sentance over 2 pages. :twisted: 8)
A tactful retreat might be in order.....remember quailty not quantity is what counts :lmao: :lmao:

Heat

Patience is allegedly counted as a virtue....now before you ask what a virtue is......I think you are probably a lost cause so don't let it concern you :twisted: :lmao:

Thank you so much Sin, for your insightfull opinions and guidence. Most helpfull :D

Heat
xxx

p.s. Me thinks you may well be right - quality not quantity is what counts when POSTWHOREING!!! :twisted:

Dear Aunty Sin,
HEELP!!!!!!!!! i've just been told i'm certifiable. what can i do?????

Hello Sin,

A confession page isn't neccesary... but a fun idea. What does Certifiable means???

See that you still like your topic.

The Butcher, Tim

Tim, Certifiable, means that i'm insane.

Bren

Close the curtains, turn out the lights, peek out of the window and make sure a van hasn't pulled up and a group of men in white coats are coming toards your place :twisted:

Tim

Thank you, I quite agree I don't really want to know the deep dark secret confessions this lot may have :twisted: :twisted:
Sorry to use "slang" Certifiable would imply that a person is mad/ a nutter.

Now maybe you can help me?
Where does the Agony Aunt go with her problems?
I'm a little upset :cry: I think someone has suggested that I am "Ghost posting" which is some thing I'd never do :cry:
Can you help?

Mmmm. aunt Sin.

I think that is very stupid to hear. Why would you do that. Don't think you are the person. If you want to talk, you can emai and pm me.

Don't think you are that person, i guess it is someone else, and i've got a clue but he... i keep my mouth shut.

I'm going now to bed, but if you want to tell / say me something, please mail / pm and contact me... maybe I (no must say "we") mods can hellp you.

The butcher, Tim

Thank you Tim

Even us agony Aunty need a shoulder to lean on :lol: :wink:

Maybe we should change the Thread Title to :-

"Aunty Sin & Uncle Tim's Agony Page"

:lmao:

A massage and someone to read shakespeare to be would be nice!
any offers?

Kat

http://www.praxis-wendelstein.de/abb/massage.gif

SCENE II. The island. Before PROSPERO'S cell.
Enter PROSPERO and MIRANDA
MIRANDA
If by your art, my dearest father, you have
Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them.
The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch,
But that the sea, mounting to the welkin's cheek,
Dashes the fire out. O, I have suffered
With those that I saw suffer: a brave vessel,
Who had, no doubt, some noble creature in her,
Dash'd all to pieces. O, the cry did knock
Against my very heart. Poor souls, they perish'd.
Had I been any god of power, I would
Have sunk the sea within the earth or ere
It should the good ship so have swallow'd and
The fraughting souls within her.
PROSPERO
Be collected:
No more amazement: tell your piteous heart
There's no harm done.


Howzat :??: :twisted:

You are an absolute angel!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
*bows whilst reciting...."we are not worthy"

Dear Aunty Sin,

I'm really not sure if you'll be able to help, you see my problem is that I don't have a problem, ya see my problem? After looking through previous posts here, unlike other members I haven't upset anyone (well I don't think I have), I'm not a postwhore (am I?), I haven't disclosed anyone's age without their permission, I'm not overly obsessive (well not anymore than usual), I usually manage to stay fairly up to date with the forums (when my computer is working), I'm also fairly certain that I exist (you can see me right?), also none of my piercings are stuck to any magnets nor has any of my drinlks been spiked.

So you see I don't think I actually have a problem... Anyway the voices are telling me I have to go now, so good bye...

Jen

lol lol.... he he... I'm working on the wine-thingy :lol:

I'm swamped as well Guppie - can't keep up now I',m working longer hours - I take "Dottie" as a compliment - Thanks

Dear Termin8orjen

I think what we have here is an "over active perfection driver", and although you cannot yet recognise it your post is indeed a cry for help :!: :wink:
You have an overwhelming desire to be good, not offend, keep up to date with the forum and are as sure as any of us can be of your existance, also postwhoring is a concern for you.
I wonder if it is "the voices" that are prompting you in these actions?
You need to let your hair down and be just a little bit naughty from time to time.
Now hearing vioces generally does not concern me and if people think it is a problem they are only jealous because they don't hear them, but if you want to reduce the infulence the voices have on you, i suggest the following:-

1/ Go now and make a post in the "Postwhore Thread" (but please follow the postwhore pledge) :wink:
2/ Move away from the computer choose any Meat Loaf album and play it as loud as you can get away with. 8)
3/ Next time you have a drink take it from the bottle not a glass :twisted:
4/ Next time the voices tell you something be assertive and make them wait 8O

If this should fail then we may have to consider demonic possession and call in an exorsist....but lets take it one step at a time..... :twisted: :twisted:

he he... well, Aunty Sin told me to have a bottle of wine and get wrecked so maybe I'll start dreaming of you too :lol:

Guppie

I am becoming increasingly concerned here :wink: If thoughts of Dottie begin creeping into your dreams as well as calling your daughter by her name 8O then we may have a more deep rooted problem that needs further investigation. If this is the case then you may have to put the wine on hold an try a cold compress :!: :twisted:

Thank you for the advice Sin, I'll be headed to the Postwhore thread as soon as I can, unfortunately I can't seem to tear myself away from my computer but I have compensated by playing a large selection of Meat songs really loudly through my earphones.

So far I've not heard anymore from the voices, although there is a strange ringing noise now, maybe I've got Meat a little too loud (if that's possible)

Jen

:twisted: We sometimes have to choose the lesser of two evils :twisted:
If ringing persists try holding your nose and blow hard!!! :twisted: :twisted: Better just check that it is not your earings tinkling first :!: :twisted: :wink:

Good news the ringing has gone :D

Unfortunately now I can hear my sister :twisted: :wink:

I would love to get wrecked at the moment, with you Guppie you sound like so much fun, a girl after my own heart :oops: maybe I shouldn't have typed that wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea :lol:

Aunty Sin, I think I't becoming worse... last night I dreamt I was having tea with R. and Satan. :?
I am now confused. Should I get drunk or choose the cold compress? :D

he he... let's get wrecked together, hell... let's ALL get wrecked 8)

Guppie I need to get wrecked believe me, I've had a s..t day and doesn't look much better for the rest of the week :(

That's fine with me Aunty Sin.... Shall i change the name??? :lol:

the Butcher, Tim

Dear Guppie

It is very common to associate with important figures in your life. 8O And this is probably your subconscious mind telling you just how important these people are in your life. :wink: Now is the time to come out of the closet and declare your true feelings :twisted: This is the only way to free your mind..... you may need to build up the courage to take this step and for that you will probably need both the wine and the cold compress :wink: :lmao:

Dear Dottie

You need to consider if your glass is half empty or half full......If it is half full you will always be content :wink:

Dear Dottie

This is a concerning development :!: :oops: :!: There is no stopping you after your 3 in a bed experience :twisted: :wink:
If you need more help please contact me :lmao: :lmao:

Tim

UUUMMM! I have a dilema here 8) A partnership would be great and provide support in a very stressful job :lmao:
However :!: :!: you would need to promise to be reasonable nice to people, and not just tell them "to go get a life" or inspire any suicides :lmao:
Can you promise to be good and manage that? :twisted:
Don't forget we are dealing with very serious life altering problems here :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Dear Sin,

:lmao: hahahaha You are so funny. Don't know if i can promise that. How about a trial period. Say one week, if you are happy with me, we continue our partnership, otherwise you dump me :lol:

The Butcher, Tim

Um well it would have to totally full for me to be really happy, and then some.

lol... ok, did the compress, am starting on the wine so here goes nothing:
I worship Dottie, I want to BE Dottie.
I love R. and I hate Satan.
Thanks, I feel so much better now :roll: :D