Love On The Line
 

Train crushes railway sex couple

A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.

According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby.

The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.

The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.

I guess it wasn't a Virgin train that hit them ... :twisted:

Dave

whats sex?

:D brilliant

It's something that can either be safe or not safe. And in this case it wasn't safe.

Dave

:twisted: I thought the sex was something played by posh Jazz musicians :bleh:

No, that's usually done solo.

Dave

:twisted: Works best as a 5 piece combo, that was everyone gets to have a rest at some point :mrgreen:

Yeah, but you always get someone who decides to improvise and everyone else has to follow along.

and who plays the flute?



(were heading down a bad route with this thread)

Did you break apostrophe key on your keyboard???

na'h Im jus't too la'zy :D

Well, I hope no-one says "they all take turns", otherwise this thread will probably go down even more ... :twisted:

Dave

Did you break the "the" keys?

:twisted: Should we mention the bongos? :shock:

Oh yeah...it's been more years that I care to remember...but I don't have "a" and "the" keys on any keyboard that I've ever had...

By all means, but please leave your maracas under cover.

Dave

:twisted: Well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet.............. :wtf: :shock:

Is that even possible? :-)

well, if you do, please make sure someone gives you head-phones :))

Why not...with a proper training and exercise...anything is possible...

:twisted: So about these trains :shock: :lmao:

Oh yeah...back on topic...

Love on the tracks...and no big surprise...

its all about timing... and not being on electrified lines

:faint:

I was going to say something about up lines and down lines and thought better of it...

dont get it

we know.. thats why you're a virgin ;)

I had a better answer..."that's why you asked what sex is"

what is it then?

Google is your friend...

He may be some time ... :lol:

RJ, if you do an image search, make sure you keep "safesearch" turned on :twisted:

Dave

just read the other day that 25% of all Google searches are related to sex, and that 14% of all webpages are sex sites.

:twisted: And those stats are just from your room :lmao:

Off the top of my head I can say that this is grossly incorrect statistics...LOL...