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Ross
21 Apr 2006, 14:40
Saturns rings
Rockette
21 Apr 2006, 14:41
tobacco
Ross
21 Apr 2006, 14:45
Salt
Rockette
21 Apr 2006, 14:46
lima beans
Ross
21 Apr 2006, 14:46
llamas
Rockette
21 Apr 2006, 14:50
llama, llama, llama ducks!!!!!!
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 14:58
Thomas the Tank Engine - It'll only cause confusion and delay!
Rockette
21 Apr 2006, 15:07
ooooh! and don't include the charcoal either
Ross
21 Apr 2006, 15:36
Batman
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 18:54
The radioactive spider that bit Peter Parker, turning him into Spiderman.... :shock: ooops.... I've just revealed his secret identity.... Shhhh...don't tell anyone....
ChloeLee88
21 Apr 2006, 19:20
Toe nails....eeeeew!
Caelan
21 Apr 2006, 20:11
hair
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 02:42
soap
L96
22 Apr 2006, 04:26
Advertising executives
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 09:30
Adolf ******
Rockette
22 Apr 2006, 12:35
ball bearings
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 13:14
Brain May's hair..

Why is Adolf H censored?
Benny
22 Apr 2006, 13:44
tiles
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 14:14
Wallpaper
Rockette
22 Apr 2006, 14:22
wallpaper glue
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 14:53
maggots
ChloeLee88
22 Apr 2006, 15:50
cement....it may hurt your teeth
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 16:02
monopoly houses and hotels
Hypnobabe
22 Apr 2006, 18:18
Cigarette ends
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 19:18
The dreggs of several unfinished pints of beer
Hypnobabe
22 Apr 2006, 19:33
Children
Ross
22 Apr 2006, 19:39
Granparents
Benny
23 Apr 2006, 14:43
Slugs
dottie
23 Apr 2006, 16:22
weevils
Ross
23 Apr 2006, 18:19
McDonalds burgers
L96
23 Apr 2006, 19:45
The kitchen sink
Ross
23 Apr 2006, 19:50
The dregs that always catch in the bottom of the kitchen sink...
L96
23 Apr 2006, 19:53
The septic tank
DIZZY DRUMMER
23 Apr 2006, 22:36
earplugs
RadioMaster
23 Apr 2006, 23:17
red ties, black suits, black shirts, long brown hair
Ross
24 Apr 2006, 00:32
Pamela Anderson
L96
24 Apr 2006, 09:20
Barbados
Caelan
24 Apr 2006, 09:41
cellphone
Ross
24 Apr 2006, 10:19
A shetland pony
AndyK
24 Apr 2006, 10:37
Vending machines
Ross
24 Apr 2006, 10:37
rubber ducks
L96
24 Apr 2006, 10:41
chainsaws
Ross
24 Apr 2006, 10:50
nail polish
L96
24 Apr 2006, 10:52
Cheap floozies
AndyK
24 Apr 2006, 10:59
Tasmanian Maps
Ross
24 Apr 2006, 11:02
Magma
L96
24 Apr 2006, 11:03
And just what are you insinuating, young man?? :D

Teratogens
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 14:57
Jeep Grand Cherokees... or should that be Jeep Grand Cheroki?
Ross
24 Apr 2006, 15:39
Tipp-Ex
AndyK
24 Apr 2006, 15:46
Traffic Wardens
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 15:57
Thatcham approved motorcycle disc locks
AndyK
24 Apr 2006, 16:05
:lol: Now that would be a tough pie!

cricket pads
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:38
Studs from the bottom of football boots
Benny
24 Apr 2006, 16:45
Jelly fish
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:54
Air pollution
Benny
24 Apr 2006, 17:03
Drum sticks
Ross
24 Apr 2006, 17:06
Car salesmen
Benny
24 Apr 2006, 17:07
Plastic forks
Caelan
24 Apr 2006, 17:12
lawnmower
Benny
24 Apr 2006, 17:15
snails
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 17:30
ant powder
Benny
24 Apr 2006, 17:39
Xmas tree
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 17:41
Sweaty jogging bottoms
Benny
24 Apr 2006, 17:42
after shave
Gez
24 Apr 2006, 22:51
dry skin from your toes
L96
25 Apr 2006, 00:51
Secret Agents
Ross
25 Apr 2006, 01:30
... James Bond
ChloeLee88
25 Apr 2006, 09:46
cough medicine
AndyK
25 Apr 2006, 10:08
Pelican crossings
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 10:26
Computer desks
L96
25 Apr 2006, 10:37
Digital cameras
AndyK
25 Apr 2006, 10:38
Dr Marten boots
L96
25 Apr 2006, 10:44
Frogs
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 10:45
Heavily pregnant women
AndyK
25 Apr 2006, 10:51
grass cuttings
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 10:54
antihistamines
Ross
25 Apr 2006, 12:37
William Shatner... lol
AndyK
25 Apr 2006, 12:40
The NHS
L96
25 Apr 2006, 12:46
A crematorium.
Ross
25 Apr 2006, 12:49
the contens of the vacuum cleaner!
AndyK
25 Apr 2006, 12:51
Goat
Ross
25 Apr 2006, 12:52
Sheepdip
AndyK
25 Apr 2006, 15:18
damp copies of the Financial Times
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 17:06
Franz Ferdinand
Gez
25 Apr 2006, 19:05
sick :barf:
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 19:33
sticky labels
Ross
26 Apr 2006, 00:45
chip pan fat
L96
26 Apr 2006, 09:37
Idiots.

Actually, no, wait a minute... that's a real good place to put them.

New answer: lizards.
Rockette
26 Apr 2006, 09:50
A jar of peanut butter
L96
26 Apr 2006, 09:52
Botulism
AndyK
26 Apr 2006, 10:03
tesco shopping trolleys
L96
26 Apr 2006, 10:07
The bit of cardboard from inside the packet of rolling papers that says "Only 5 to go, better get another packet"
Rockette
26 Apr 2006, 10:11
perriwinkles
Ross
26 Apr 2006, 10:39
Guiness World Records
AndyK
26 Apr 2006, 10:42
Wotsits
Ross
26 Apr 2006, 10:45
Uri Geller
Gez
26 Apr 2006, 11:16
your Wages
Rockette
26 Apr 2006, 11:19
thingamebobs
Gez
26 Apr 2006, 11:22
thingamebobs

:wtf: :keke:

........as above (answers everything) :D
AndyK
26 Apr 2006, 12:16
Polar Ice Caps
Gez
26 Apr 2006, 12:31
The England Football Team
Ross
26 Apr 2006, 13:14
Atlantis
Rockette
26 Apr 2006, 13:39
octopuses / octopi??? well, just lots of them anyway.
Ross
26 Apr 2006, 15:23
deoderant
AndyK
26 Apr 2006, 15:26
Veet
Benny
26 Apr 2006, 15:27
Oil lamp
Hypnobabe
26 Apr 2006, 15:58
Text messages from people telling me my sister is still busy contracting but hasn't actually produced any baby yet..... grrrrr.... I hate waiting....
AndyK
26 Apr 2006, 16:01
Hope she's getting an hourly rate on a par with some of the people who are contracting here!

Pie filling: The pile of 1p coins the coffee machine won't take
Ben
26 Apr 2006, 16:17
finger nails
Gez
26 Apr 2006, 20:52
opens door **pharrtttt** closes door :shock:
Ross
26 Apr 2006, 23:38
The hard skin from your feet!
Caelan
27 Apr 2006, 00:08
yuk.....


nosehair
Ross
27 Apr 2006, 00:34
Quorn
Caelan
27 Apr 2006, 00:45
doggy ears....
Ross
27 Apr 2006, 00:58
A Witch Doctor (especially if he has an office in town)
Caelan
27 Apr 2006, 01:01
prescriptions for that one perfect touch:roll:
Ross
27 Apr 2006, 01:10
A Harp
Rockette
27 Apr 2006, 03:49
pumpkin seeds
ChloeLee88
27 Apr 2006, 09:48
snake skin
AndyK
27 Apr 2006, 09:49
Credit Cards
ChloeLee88
27 Apr 2006, 09:55
money
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 11:01
Placenta (unless the pie's for Tom Cruise)
L96
27 Apr 2006, 11:20
Quorn

And what is wrong with Quorn (aside from the isolation)????

One of my favourite towns, they showed the Grand Final last year in the bowls club. And the beer was cold.

Tempestuousness. (Is that even a word??)
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 11:27
And what is wrong with Quorn (aside from the isolation)????

One of my favourite towns, they showed the Grand Final last year in the bowls club. And the beer was cold.

I think that may be Quorn as in the soya meat substitute...

Weird second hand car salesmen
L96
27 Apr 2006, 11:48
I think that may be Quorn as in the soya meat substitute...

WTF???? Quorn is a railway town, very isolated, and very small. When did it become a soya substitute?? I'm not sure the inhabitants of Quorn will be impressed with this development. :shock:

Shot glasses.
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 11:54
WTF???? Quorn is a railway town, very isolated, and very small. When did it become a soya substitute?? I'm not sure the inhabitants of Quorn will be impressed with this development. :shock:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/Quorn.jpg

Mouse pads
AndyK
27 Apr 2006, 11:56
Velcro
Ross
27 Apr 2006, 12:19
WTF???? Quorn is a railway town, very isolated, and very small. When did it become a soya substitute?? I'm not sure the inhabitants of Quorn will be impressed with this development. :shock:

Shot glasses.


Wow I have started a riot!!!

Yes Quorn is basically Stuff that looks like meat (not our meat) and stuff but isn't, so vegetarians can eat them.

Riotus Crowds.
Benny
27 Apr 2006, 14:54
Ear wax
tukayaway
27 Apr 2006, 15:02
Mousetraps
AndyK
27 Apr 2006, 15:04
Millennium Bugs
Benny
27 Apr 2006, 15:12
coffee beans
Ross
27 Apr 2006, 15:19
Coffee in a can
Benny
27 Apr 2006, 15:26
screws
Ross
27 Apr 2006, 15:27
Nail Clippers
Benny
27 Apr 2006, 15:29
Used nail clippers
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 15:39
Wallace and Gromit
Gez
27 Apr 2006, 15:41
John the baptist
AndyK
27 Apr 2006, 15:44
The Great North Run
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 15:45
Police community support officers
dottie
27 Apr 2006, 22:38
toe nails
Ross
28 Apr 2006, 01:01
A half eaten kebab
L96
28 Apr 2006, 08:34
Er, no. Quorn looks like this!

http://www.racingshadow.com/albums/Australia2002/SouthernFlindersRanges/picture7.jpg

Quorn (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hmns.net.au/images/towns/Quorn-4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hmns.net.au/towns/quorn.htm&h=150&w=200&sz=11&hl=en&start=29&tbnid=108h79CO8g7XIM:&tbnh=74&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3DQuorn%2BAustralia%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%2 6hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)

Matches.
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 09:48
Blue Nissan Micras
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 11:01
Bird's nests
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 11:03
Tyre track and broken hearts
Ross
28 Apr 2006, 11:57
Er, no. Quorn looks like this!

http://www.racingshadow.com/albums/Australia2002/SouthernFlindersRanges/picture7.jpg

Quorn (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hmns.net.au/images/towns/Quorn-4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hmns.net.au/towns/quorn.htm&h=150&w=200&sz=11&hl=en&start=29&tbnid=108h79CO8g7XIM:&tbnh=74&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3DQuorn%2BAustralia%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%2 6hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)

Matches.

That does look nice...

A Wolf (especially one at your door)
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 12:05
A Bat that's come out of hell
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 12:06
A lemony life, unless there is a promise of a refund
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 12:11
A Lost Soul from the hunting ground
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 12:13
Men of steel
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 12:14
Entire burning cities
Ross
28 Apr 2006, 12:14
THe YMCA (blown up of course)
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 12:15
Lost Boys or Golden Girls
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 12:16
That smile you get when you say nothing at all
Ross
28 Apr 2006, 12:21
Pandoras Box
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 12:23
a humming soft parade
L96
28 Apr 2006, 12:26
Frankincense
Ross
28 Apr 2006, 12:26
Singing locusts
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 12:28
Hangovers
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 12:29
hot patooties
L96
28 Apr 2006, 12:31
Soles
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 12:33
Bottles of mineral water emptied in an attempt to relieve said hangover
L96
28 Apr 2006, 12:35
Obfuscation
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 12:39
Pint of Strawberry milkshake, two ibubrofen and a mars bar (fantastic hangover cure btw)
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 13:00
Pint of raspberry milkshake, and a picnic bar - not such a good hangover cure...
Ben
28 Apr 2006, 13:02
dry water (does that exist????)
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 13:03
Jeremy Clarkson
Ben
28 Apr 2006, 13:05
michelle mcmanus
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 13:07
Sunglasses
Ben
28 Apr 2006, 13:17
snot
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 13:20
frying pans
L96
28 Apr 2006, 13:25
Tap dancing zebras with stethoscopes and feather boas.
Ross
28 Apr 2006, 13:37
Soap that has went all soft after lying in water too long
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 13:42
Sound
AndyK
28 Apr 2006, 13:47
Friday early finishes from work when the sun is shining and the bike is waiting ...
L96
28 Apr 2006, 13:56
Balmy summer evenings, with the scent of frangipani hanging thickly in the air, and the sound of crickets rapid clicking to each other....
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 14:17
Empty crisp packets
Benny
28 Apr 2006, 14:32
Cow pats
dottie
28 Apr 2006, 20:43
AndysK's dead mole
Leah
28 Apr 2006, 20:59
damp air
dottie
28 Apr 2006, 21:04
grant mitchell
Ross
29 Apr 2006, 02:14
A Sonic Boom
Rockette
29 Apr 2006, 10:49
a nail gun
Ross
29 Apr 2006, 14:58
A flute sonata
dottie
29 Apr 2006, 20:53
doctor who
Ross
30 Apr 2006, 01:09
a gun
dottie
30 Apr 2006, 02:42
week old chicken
Ross
30 Apr 2006, 12:41
Back pudding
Rockette
30 Apr 2006, 13:09
Arsenic and old lace
Ross
30 Apr 2006, 13:22
Dance songs
Rockette
30 Apr 2006, 13:29
Herbal Lax
Ross
30 Apr 2006, 13:54
Flash spray with bleach
Rockette
30 Apr 2006, 14:02
acorns
Ross
30 Apr 2006, 15:22
Michael Jackson
R.
30 Apr 2006, 16:10
Colon Blow (http://www.colonblow.com/)
Ben
30 Apr 2006, 17:35
turnips
Ross
30 Apr 2006, 19:28
A big stack of blank CD-R's
dottie
30 Apr 2006, 21:06
antique roadshow
Ross
01 May 2006, 02:18
Noel Edmunds
Rockette
01 May 2006, 03:49
alkaline batteries
Ross
01 May 2006, 10:52
A Car Battery
Leah
01 May 2006, 11:21
lard
Rockette
01 May 2006, 11:55
lamb's brains
Caelan
01 May 2006, 13:38
dog hair
Rockette
01 May 2006, 16:32
cat fur
Hypnobabe
01 May 2006, 18:32
Spiderman
dottie
01 May 2006, 22:09
Romeo and Juliet
Ross
02 May 2006, 02:24
Queen mab
Rockette
02 May 2006, 06:49
Brian
AndyK
02 May 2006, 10:06
Arial 12 point bold
Ross
02 May 2006, 10:24
A Solar Eclipse
dottie
02 May 2006, 11:34
kati mac
AndyK
02 May 2006, 11:37
kati mac

I'd wrap her in pastry :devil:



Extension leads
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 14:55
Spark plugs
AndyK
02 May 2006, 14:58
Euros
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 15:08
Flights to Glasgow
Ross
02 May 2006, 15:09
Glasgweigans
Caelan
02 May 2006, 17:59
helicopters
Ben
02 May 2006, 18:01
glue
Benny
02 May 2006, 18:49
Door keys
Ben
02 May 2006, 19:00
lead
Ross
03 May 2006, 11:03
Space Station Mir
Ben
03 May 2006, 12:39
oil
Rockette
03 May 2006, 12:56
Brian's glass eye
Caelan
03 May 2006, 12:57
firelighters
Rockette
03 May 2006, 13:08
Dutch licorice
Caelan
03 May 2006, 13:14
:roll: euhhh..droppies
Ross
03 May 2006, 13:40
Uncooked Bacon
Caelan
03 May 2006, 13:42
bread
Rockette
03 May 2006, 13:45
golden syrup
Hypnobabe
03 May 2006, 18:28
empty sweetie wrappers
Benny
03 May 2006, 21:50
Sun glasses
Ross
04 May 2006, 01:13
Agent Smith
Ben
04 May 2006, 07:30
milk bottle tops
ChloeLee88
04 May 2006, 09:46
ink
AndyK
04 May 2006, 11:06
British Airways Stewardesses
Ross
04 May 2006, 12:28
Candles. (lit)
Rockette
04 May 2006, 12:29
kitty litter
Ross
04 May 2006, 12:31
Alien blood (from the alien movies)
Rockette
04 May 2006, 12:32
Hooch's saliva
AndyK
04 May 2006, 12:39
3 year warranties
Rockette
04 May 2006, 12:42
iron bed knobs
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 14:11
British Airways Stewardesses
Aren't they cabin crew nowadays?

cobwebs
AndyK
04 May 2006, 14:15
Aren't they cabin crew nowadays?

cobwebs

Probably, but you know I'll never be politcally correct


Cardiff Millennium Stadium
Ross
04 May 2006, 14:55
The Wrath of God
dottie
04 May 2006, 20:56
toenails
Ross
05 May 2006, 00:32
Lightning
L96
05 May 2006, 06:32
Hammocks
AndyK
05 May 2006, 09:53
Petrol Tankers