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Benny
17 Apr 2006, 18:07
Tin foil
L96
17 Apr 2006, 21:10
Electric chairs containing parents
RadioMaster
17 Apr 2006, 21:30
needles and pins
(as tribute to a very famous song)
Ross
17 Apr 2006, 23:48
Electricity
L96
18 Apr 2006, 00:01
Xananas.
Ross
18 Apr 2006, 00:15
Xananas.

What is a xanana?


rotten cheese
L96
18 Apr 2006, 05:08
It is a little room that a particular Eastern tribe uses to segregate it's women who are no use to their husbands during a few days of the month.

Photocopiers.
Rockette
18 Apr 2006, 10:55
Library books perhaps?
Ross
18 Apr 2006, 11:07
Printer Ink
Benny
18 Apr 2006, 13:54
frozen chips
Ross
18 Apr 2006, 13:58
Deep fried mars bars
L96
18 Apr 2006, 14:04
Fingers.
Hypnobabe
18 Apr 2006, 15:58
Hungarian Horntails... can you tell I'm watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
L96
18 Apr 2006, 16:06
Tasmanians.
Ross
18 Apr 2006, 19:29
The one ring
Benny
18 Apr 2006, 19:59
paint
Gez
18 Apr 2006, 20:04
Jobies
Ross
18 Apr 2006, 21:40
The good china
L96
19 Apr 2006, 01:19
Gumby
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 01:25
Plastic cutlery
L96
19 Apr 2006, 10:16
Trademarks
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 10:55
Copyright Law
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 10:57
Creme Egg fondant
L96
19 Apr 2006, 10:57
Lawyers.

No wait... :lol:
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 11:01
Guns and Money
L96
19 Apr 2006, 11:05
*Some* of us would enjoy that pie. ;)

Coffee powder
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 11:07
The bags from tea bags
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 11:07
Aardvarks
L96
19 Apr 2006, 11:30
Complications
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 11:34
Metaphors
L96
19 Apr 2006, 11:35
Abbreviations
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 11:41
snide remarks
L96
19 Apr 2006, 11:44
Acronyms
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:04
Metaphors
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 12:07
Metaphors


Metaphors

Repetitions! ;)
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:09
Verrrry Smart!

Lolly wrappers
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 12:10
network cables
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 12:12
A Snooker table
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:14
Billiard cue
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 12:21
Smart cars... you'd only encourage Chris...
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:22
Chris would climb in a pie?????
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 12:23
Paul Daniels
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:29
Empty beer bottles
RadioMaster
19 Apr 2006, 12:32
BAT III
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 12:33
A Cat
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:33
the razor's edge
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 12:36
Powerpoint presentations
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:37
Dare I say it? Jim Steinman
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 12:40
Jim Steiman

:lol: Ok now you're just doing it on purpose!!!!;)

Lawnmowers
Caelan
19 Apr 2006, 12:40
Dare I say it? Jim Steinman


lol it would be to bad for the taste of the pie..


a webcam
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:41
Bug zappers
hayley
19 Apr 2006, 12:42
snotty tissues
ChloeLee88
19 Apr 2006, 12:42
Lucozade
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:43
Chloe, are you trying to really make us sick?


Laxettes hee hee
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 12:45
Irn Bru
Rockette
19 Apr 2006, 12:47
Shane Warne - he might like it.
ChloeLee88
19 Apr 2006, 12:50
Chloe, are you trying to really make us sick?


Laxettes hee hee

lol sorry i was just drinking it at the time

um.....Light bulbs
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 13:03
razor wire
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 13:39
toothbrushes
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 13:41
string
RadioMaster
19 Apr 2006, 13:43
Hannibal Lecter
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 13:46
Conkers
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:01
DVD's
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 14:04
motorcycle leathers
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 14:07
Good looking men in motorcycle leathers :drool:
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:08
A brick
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 14:11
The waxy-plasticy wrapping from Baby Bel cheese
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:12
Plaster boards
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 14:17
Daffodils
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:18
flip flops
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 14:21
cheesy feet
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 14:21
Wombles
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:25
clangers
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 14:27
98 RON Super Unleaded (unless I can have the nectar points)
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:29
Mr T
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 14:46
E-mails
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:47
chewing gum:O
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 14:51
The nile
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 14:57
Garlic
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 15:01
George Michaels boxer shorts
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 15:01
Kryptonite
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 15:07
Ice cubes:shock:
Ross
19 Apr 2006, 15:08
A car tyre
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 15:09
Ginsters fillings ...
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 15:20
second hand mercury teeth fillings
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 15:22
sweaty socks
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 15:23
sweaty socks

Although they would go well with the cheesy feet from earlier....

Def Leppard
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 15:24
straw
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 15:27
nail files
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 15:29
bling
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 15:31
Coventry
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 15:31
watercolour paintings
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 15:32
Derren Brown tickets
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 15:34
Dog hair
RadioMaster
19 Apr 2006, 15:58
Benny or Hypnobabe :twisted:
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 15:59
Radiomaster:D
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 15:59
Aw... thanks... I'll return the favour

Radiomaster
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 16:12
lemon soaked paper napkins
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 16:45
papier mache
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 16:47
shower gel
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 16:48
Post-It notes
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 16:54
Lip balm
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:12
mice - squeaky ones or computer ones
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 17:21
A Toaster
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:24
Axl Rose's piano
RadioMaster
19 Apr 2006, 17:24
bananas
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 17:26
Hair dye
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:27
Original animation cells from Walt Disney movies
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 17:28
Mobile phone
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:29
broken glass
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 17:32
cement
Benny
19 Apr 2006, 17:32
tea bags
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:33
The Lion King
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 17:35
Bambi
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:38
lamp posts
AndyK
19 Apr 2006, 17:41
Other halves who finally tell you at 4pm that they haven't gone into work today ... baking is too good for them :evil:
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:43
Raindrops
RadioMaster
19 Apr 2006, 17:46
Marijuhana (I donīt take drugs, can someone who does tell me the right spelling?)
Hypnobabe
19 Apr 2006, 17:48
According to the Chambers Pocket Dictionary, it's marijuana...

Grass
RadioMaster
19 Apr 2006, 17:55
hush
mszee
20 Apr 2006, 00:28
Guns and Money

Guns - no...money - yes!!!

Vinyl LP's
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 00:57
Chiprock
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 09:55
Talc
L96
20 Apr 2006, 10:08
The Horowhenua Ranges
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 10:13
The Rolling Stones
L96
20 Apr 2006, 10:42
Calculators
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 10:45
A horse with no name
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 10:57
The Empire State Building
L96
20 Apr 2006, 10:57
Myelin
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 10:59
Myelin

What?

Cold november rain
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 11:04
Black Betty
L96
20 Apr 2006, 11:07
What?

The protective lining of fat wrapped around neurons to assist with electrical impulses. :D

Kudos
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2006, 11:12
Mount Everest
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 11:19
Wrigleys Extra Mountain Frost Chewing Gum
L96
20 Apr 2006, 11:22
Rain (that said, I'd like to see someone try)
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 11:24
The holy Grail
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2006, 11:26
My laptop
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 11:27
iPod Nano's
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 11:30
The book "the unvisible enemy" by Peter Clement
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 11:33
Haliwells Film giude
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2006, 11:34
Ice-cube bags
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 11:35
a stairway to heaven

(or in the other case: a subway going down to the pits;-))
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 11:41
David Bowie
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 11:43
Audi Quattro's
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2006, 11:45
mud
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 11:50
Aftershock
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 11:50
chocolate :D:D:D
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 11:53
Oliver Twist
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 11:53
Dog Biscuits
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 11:54
Ziggy Stardust
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 11:56
Stephen King
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 11:57
Stephen Hawkins
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 11:59
Stephen Hawkins
I think his name is rather Hawking...?
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:01
hawkers
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 12:04
Hackers
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 12:06
Pedants :))
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 12:07
Erasure
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:07
a monkey wrench
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 12:08
A monkey!
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:09
Suzi Quatro
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 12:10
Mozart's remains - if there are any still
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:12
sheep's dags
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 12:13
Traffic Cones
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:14
traffic cops
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 12:16
Bolivia
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:17
Sicily
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 12:18
One of Saturns moons
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:19
Barbara Streisand
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 12:23
Disaster Recovery Plans
Rockette
20 Apr 2006, 12:27
Those last two are one and the same, aren't they?

Penny bungers
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 12:36
cute fluffy bunny rabbits ... (skin them first)
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 12:55
Barbara Streisand
No, thatīs wrong. BS is definitely a thing to fill a pie with!
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 12:59
No, thatīs wrong. BS is definitely a thing to fill a pie with!

Waste of pastry :))
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 13:43
lion:shock:
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 14:20
mobilephonedisplays
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 14:26
hiking boots
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 14:35
Fish eyes
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 15:04
Music
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 15:05
Da Vinci's paintings
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 15:07
The Da Vinci Code
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 15:10
candles
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 15:12
First Direct plc - Baking is too quick and relatively painless
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 15:14
The London Stock Exchange
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 15:15
TV remotes
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 15:18
Coaxial cable
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 15:20
Aluminium Cans
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 15:21
Gun caps
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 15:50
Statistics
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 15:50
aliens :wtf:
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 15:56
Frank Bruno's boxing gloves.
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 15:59
tooth picks
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 16:45
other pies
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 16:46
Sea shells
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 16:48
Terry Wogan
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 16:48
Terry Wogans wig :lol:
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 16:54
The Queen of England
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 16:54
gold teeth
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 17:04
my compatriot:

BENEDICTUS PAPA XVI.
AndyK
20 Apr 2006, 17:06
Pineapple and English Mustard
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 17:06
snow
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 17:08
Aol
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 17:09
pencils
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 17:13
pants
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 19:26
green tripe:sick:
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 19:58
dried blood :evil:
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 19:59
cow pats...
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 20:01
Meredith Baxter-Birney

(actually I dont know who that is...)
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 20:03
Gristle
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 20:03
frogs
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 20:04
slime
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 20:14
scabs
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 20:15
nasal thingys:roll:
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 20:21
Pat from Eastenders:lol:
Gez
20 Apr 2006, 20:37
..a hair from Benny's bum
Benny
20 Apr 2006, 20:39
..a hair from Benny's bum

Ouch!!:lmao:
Hypnobabe
20 Apr 2006, 21:31
The plaster cast from Benny's elbow (when he's finished with it, that is...)
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 21:32
tongue scrapings
Gez
20 Apr 2006, 21:32
Liquorice
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 21:47
Ectoplasm
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 21:47
necroitis
Gez
20 Apr 2006, 21:48
Necrotising Fashiaitis
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 21:58
Pizza
dottie
20 Apr 2006, 22:01
quaill
Ross
20 Apr 2006, 22:04
Ten Pin Bowls
RadioMaster
20 Apr 2006, 23:15
suspenders
Ross
21 Apr 2006, 01:11
The blood of a Fender guitar (telecaster or a stradacaster)
hayley
21 Apr 2006, 01:12
shih tzu's
Ross
21 Apr 2006, 01:19
A Double Bassoon
Rockette
21 Apr 2006, 07:11
A treble clef
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 09:40
A hot summers night
L96
21 Apr 2006, 10:31
From bitter experience, last week's leftovers.
Ross
21 Apr 2006, 10:52
Chlorine
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 11:04
vodka
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 11:05
Wheelie Bins
L96
21 Apr 2006, 11:10
I bin there, mate.... :lmao:

Asteroids
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 11:39
the moon
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 11:45
Harrods
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 11:53
Mohammed Al Fayed
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 12:49
Umbrella's
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 12:53
Mr Sheen and yellow dusters
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 12:54
Hypnotherapist's tea bags
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 12:58
Hypnotherapists
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 13:00
Bicycle helmets
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 13:01
Tulips
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 13:01
Hamster Jam
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 13:05
Hamster Jam

Yeah, Gerbil jam tastes so much better... :lol:

Ballpoint pens
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 13:07
Windscreen Wipers
Benny
21 Apr 2006, 13:14
2nd hand chewing gum :O
Hypnobabe
21 Apr 2006, 13:16
Recycled toilet paper
AndyK
21 Apr 2006, 13:23
Cigarette papers