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The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:45
:twisted: Fred, do you like your new beer mats?

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:45
What kind of food do you like?

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:46
:twisted: I asked you a question.

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:46
Sounds delicious.

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:47
:twisted: Look, do you like your new beer mats?

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:47
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:48
:twisted: What are you concerned about?

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:48
Are all twisted What?

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:49
:twisted: Eh?

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:49
Are you Canadian? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:51
:twisted: Don't even start about Canada :evil: I'm from Liverpool, England.
Yes, holding hands is a gesture of affection.

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:52
Which part of England is that? What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? I observed two humanoids holding hands.

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:56
:twisted: Look, do you like the mother f***ing beer mats or not?

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:56
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:57
:twisted: Fred, do you like your new beer mats?

:twisted: Was this not simple enough?

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:57
When was this exactly?

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:58
:twisted: Posted 28 Feb 2005 00:45

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:58
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:59
:twisted: No.

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:59
How old are you?

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 00:59
:twisted: 28.

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 00:59
Neil. your age is safe with me. \n\rOh, you were born in the 20th century!

The Flying Mouse
28 Feb 2005, 01:00
:twisted: As I am older than five, and younger than one hundred and five, I was born in the 20th century.

DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Feb 2005, 21:50
FM - what do these new mats look like

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 21:51
I like the way you talk.

DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Feb 2005, 21:52
really fred

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 21:52
For real. What were we talking about again?

DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Feb 2005, 21:53
beer mats

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 21:53
Oh yeah, now I remember.

DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Feb 2005, 21:57
what beer do you like then fred

Fred
28 Feb 2005, 21:57
I have to process that one for a while.