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KebLou
20 Aug 2004, 17:35
Argh, I'm fed up of her. First shes rubbishs my school and now a couple of artists, btw who have all sold more albums than her, ever wondered why Amy?

So to my poll, do you all want Amy to go back, and shut up? So many stupid comments have come out of this girls mouth you can see why she got kicked out of Slyvia Young.

Edit by R.: Fixed poll, added option "wtf is Amy Whinehouse??"
Biter
20 Aug 2004, 19:04
Ugly cow aint she?
Heli
20 Aug 2004, 19:10
who??
Biter
20 Aug 2004, 19:12
You know, that 'singer' with the face that looks like a horse. The one that slags off other bands because nobody has heard of her.
KebLou
20 Aug 2004, 19:52
You know, that 'singer' with the face that looks like a horse. The one that slags off other bands because nobody has heard of her.

Shame I've heard of her and its not all good, you should have seen the look on our teachers faces when we told them that she had a album. Well the way I look at it is if she could get in then I must be able to. She can't sing and shes annoying.
Heli
20 Aug 2004, 21:22
no, never heard of her....
black dog
20 Aug 2004, 22:31
I've never heard of her either
Chris
20 Aug 2004, 22:44
me neither :???:
KebLou
20 Aug 2004, 22:51
I've never heard of her either

Thats a good thing, believe me.
angel eyes
21 Aug 2004, 00:31
She has the right surname - that's all she seems to do!!

Love
Angelxxx
R.
21 Aug 2004, 00:50
*cough* voted after fixing the poll. :p
Diane
21 Aug 2004, 01:01
Another one here who's never heard of her!
KebLou
21 Aug 2004, 01:20
*cough* voted after fixing the poll. :p

Thanks R.

Amy Whinehouse is a jazz singer, or so she would like you to think. Shes done a few interviews early morning etc... but shes only sold 200,000 copies of her album. I only really heard that she had released a album via a friend who had her demo turned down.

All she does is moan!
Biter
21 Aug 2004, 03:00
Ok people.

Lesson one - Sing like Amy Winehouse

First, you must go to sleep after eating a big bowl of bran avec baked beans et le brussels sprouts.

Go to sleep

Wake up and go to toilet with microphone and tape recorder

Fart violently into tape recorder

Put it on general release and pick up a Brit award for your original interpretation of 'urban/jazz fusion'

Bitch about everyone who is better than you (eg. the cat next door with its bits caught in a mangle)

Congratulations! You are now Amy Winehouse!!!


:p
KebLou
21 Aug 2004, 12:26
Ok people.

Lesson one - Sing like Amy Winehouse

First, you must go to sleep after eating a big bowl of bran avec baked beans et le brussels sprouts.

Go to sleep

Wake up and go to toilet with microphone and tape recorder

Fart violently into tape recorder

Put it on general release and pick up a Brit award for your original interpretation of 'urban/jazz fusion'

Bitch about everyone who is better than you (eg. the cat next door with its bits caught in a mangle)

Congratulations! You are now Amy Winehouse!!!


:p

She didn't win the Brit!
Biter
21 Aug 2004, 13:41
Didn't she? Just shows how out of touch with popular music I've become...

The rest is true though :twisted:
Steinfan1978
21 Aug 2004, 14:24
Another one here who's never heard of her!

and one more


Klasien
dottie
21 Aug 2004, 16:29
Out of the mouth of babes and she's no babe...........

By the way I knew Sylvia Young way back in 1963 until .......
I attended a dancing school in Richmond, where her mum and Barbara Speake (who opened her own school likewise in Acton) taught ballet, tap and acrobats.....

We used to give an annual show at Acton Town Hall every year, just thought I'd throw that in for good measure......
Diane
21 Aug 2004, 16:37
Now I'm totally lost Dottie ... who's Sylvia Young? :?

Diane
dottie
21 Aug 2004, 16:46
Now I'm totally lost Dottie ... who's Sylvia Young? :?

Diane

Return to the first post Diane and all will be revealed... see the link :roll:
Diane
21 Aug 2004, 17:01
Oh .... thanks Dottie. I'll go and crawl back in my corner now! :oops:

Diane
dottie
21 Aug 2004, 17:19
Oh .... thanks Dottie. I'll go and crawl back in my corner now! :oops:

Diane

:lol:
Biter
21 Aug 2004, 17:47
You know Sylvia Young?!?


I was going to go to the school but I wasn't 'talented' enough...oh well :roll:
dottie
22 Aug 2004, 14:47
You know Sylvia Young?!?


I was going to go to the school but I wasn't 'talented' enough...oh well :roll:

If you look at my previous post Biter you will see that I attended a dance school in Richmond run by her mother and Barbara Speake.... way back in the very early sixties........
Emily
22 Aug 2004, 15:30
Ok...maybe I am thinking of the wrong person, but is Amy whinehouse 13 years old??

Is that the singer you are talking about??
KebLou
22 Aug 2004, 16:37
Ok...maybe I am thinking of the wrong person, but is Amy whinehouse 13 years old??

Is that the singer you are talking about??

No shes a singer, and she must be about 20ish.
Emily
22 Aug 2004, 17:29
Right. Then I don't have a clue who or what you are on about. :nope:
KebLou
22 Aug 2004, 19:07
You know how hard it is to find a face on picture of her!

Heres a few:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/images/artists/amywinehouse/awinehouse2_200.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/music/stories/2004/03/images/amy-winehouse-270.jpg

http://www.soundgenerator.com/pix/reviews/music/2003/11/FrankAmyWinehouse.jpg

Or we have her website: www.amywinehouse.co.uk