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airhead
08 Dec 2004, 15:18
sam says that dogs were naughty and laughed at their creator so he took their wings and grounded them
Q. If a tree landed in the forest and no one was there to hear it, why do people think it doesn't make a sound???
MusicLover
08 Dec 2004, 15:29
A. Because that questions mostly asked to blondes and tramps who dropped outta school who think they will be clever...
Q. Would you kill a 2 birds with one stone, as the sayin goes...so would you actually kill TWO birds with a stone???!!!??? :boohoo:
P.s secret i told Airhead earier: Sam eats dog poop...shhh :bleh:
If it's birds like pheasant then you are much better throttling them witha shoelace as that way is quieter rathr than having to find your stone after each throw!!
Q. Shall I put my Xmas decorations up or sprawl in front of the TV?
Rob The Badger
08 Dec 2004, 17:05
Q. If a tree landed in the forest and no one was there to hear it, why do people think it doesn't make a sound???
The answer to this is that existence is dependent on perception. Without perception to prove the existence of something, one cannot state that it exists, as there is no evidence for this. It is therefore foolish to suggest that the tree falling in the woods makes a sound.
This is the primary argument against the existence of God.
Just wanted to answer that.
MusicLover
09 Dec 2004, 13:10
Put your decorations up a little later in the month.
Q. How many pets do you have and what are they/what are they called?
Wannabe Genius
09 Dec 2004, 13:19
A.Kitkat=cat
Toad=toad
2 mice not named
Q. Whats the longest you've watched TV for with out blinking?
DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Dec 2004, 13:19
I have a black field spaniel aged around 7 yrs (rescue dog)
His name is Dougie
He is lovely & affectionate - but hates kids (was beaten up as a puppy)
We have had him 3 yrs now
Someone cheer me up - having a bad day :cry:
MusicLover
09 Dec 2004, 13:25
Ive probably watched t.v for the longest of 24 hours str8.
Whats your favourite thing to do?
FA cheer up. :P its nearly Xmas jus think how lucky you are
Rob The Badger
09 Dec 2004, 18:26
Christmas is horrendous.
A)Bah Humbug Rob :)
Q)Would you like to spend Christmas with us.... You'll change your mind
DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Dec 2004, 13:32
Go on then Dottie - I could do with the break :wink:
Anyone want to do my Xmas shopping for me - I hate it :x
MusicLover
10 Dec 2004, 14:54
Yeah i'll do it if you give me the money....
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE THING TO DO!!!???!! :evil:
Work, sex and music...
Whats yours?
DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Dec 2004, 18:54
Relaxing after a hard week at work - witha few beers, music & the tinternet
Playing my drums too
Our satalite box has just blown up 8O
What do you get a 86 yr old mother in law for Xmas ?????
A. Sherry
Q. has christmas become a commercial rather than a religious festival??
DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Dec 2004, 21:49
(she does not drink)
Yes it is more commertial rather than what it is meant to represent :cry:
How does Santa get in if you have blocked up your chimney ???
A. There is no Santa.
Q. can you think of a question???
DIZZY DRUMMER
15 Dec 2004, 17:46
NO SANTA :yikes: :yikes:
What shell I wear to go out tonight
Skeleton
15 Dec 2004, 18:17
A: Wear something sexy... :roll:
Q: Would you like to live in Africa? 8O
DIZZY DRUMMER
16 Dec 2004, 22:14
NO
Any one here like "Little Britan"
Yes... or Yeah but no but yeah I swaped it for a cd.
Why wouldn't you like to live in Africa? Parts of it are very nice not all of it is how the news portrays it....
DIZZY DRUMMER
17 Dec 2004, 13:23
Keb - Too Hot - Don't like it too hot
WHAT DO YOU BUY A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR XMAS ?????
HMV voucher so they can get the next busted album!!
how do I tell my wife i've just booked 4 days in Barcelona in Feb to watch Chelsea???
DIZZY DRUMMER
17 Dec 2004, 19:30
with lots of romance - flowers - chocolates - grovelling :wink:
Have a stinking cold what is the best way to get rid of it for tomorro night (works Xmas do)
Rob The Badger
19 Dec 2004, 14:14
Crack cocaine,
Who's the boss?
DIZZY DRUMMER
19 Dec 2004, 14:39
ME :wink:
My daughter has a month off college 8O Should she help around the house more than she does now while she is off?????
Rob The Badger
19 Dec 2004, 18:22
Let her go out and live.
Who else loves barns?
They are cool....especially in winter
Why is Eeyore so sad?
Rob The Badger
19 Dec 2004, 18:44
Because he's gay.
:( Why is Rob sad?
I don't know why, but he's special.
How can we make Rob happy?
Rob The Badger
19 Dec 2004, 19:00
By letting him get what he wants for a day or two...
Is Eeyore a better name than what I'm using now?
.....anythings a better name :wink:
Q: Any Carol singers in here :mrgreen:
DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Dec 2004, 13:37
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Flew Away
Is it really that close to Xmass???? Not much spirit around here :oops:
A. i think thats becase thanks to shops christmas starts in october.
Q. why the duck-billed platypus??
Answer and Question...........Why Not??
DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Dec 2004, 22:17
Exactly Gerry - Why Not :cheer: Go for it
Name some different types of musci other than rock & pop
Jazz, classical and country
Anyone wanna help me finish this lil bottle of Jack Daniels..I've been given it and its looking at me...
mariella
20 Dec 2004, 22:25
A. Blues and soul.
Q. What was the first single you ever bought?
mariella
20 Dec 2004, 22:29
We were posting at the same time, Biter!
A. No thanks, very tempting but I have work in the morning :lol: ...make sure you have a lovely evening though!
Q. Do you get out of bed, when the alarm-clock rings for the first time?
DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Dec 2004, 22:59
Biter - first single - David Soul - Don't Give up on Us
Followed closely by BOOH
Mariella - Not always - depends if I have to get to work early or not
Will humans ever fly
mariella
20 Dec 2004, 23:07
A. No, can imagine a lot of things, not that :lol:
Q. Will we ever be able to 'travel through time'?
No, because if we could go back and change even the tiniest thing, it would have an effect on the surrounding objects and cause something quite like a domino effect on the time/space continium thingy or something and the whole world would change in one way or another. But if you don't think about it too much it would be soooooooooo cool!
I just ate a giant bowl of cheap chilli and had a few large glasses of Bourbon...am I gonna suffer or what!!!
DIZZY DRUMMER
21 Dec 2004, 07:39
:yep: :yep:
Anyone got anything different planned for the Xmas hols ????????
Yes being home alone.
Why does Christmas seem so overated?
..because IT'S GREAT :cheer:
Q: Who's gonni be a Humbug this year then :roll:
Humbug :mrgreen:
Arent fluffy jumpers lovely :D
Depends if your Granny Knitted them :oops:
Why do most people only eat Turkey at Crimbo??
DIZZY DRUMMER
21 Dec 2004, 21:56
We don't we have lamb - gammon - chicken - pork
Anyone know if Def Leppard touring next year
Def people you mean.....No..... :D
Should I have a party at New Year??
DIZZY DRUMMER
22 Dec 2004, 13:23
YES _ Wear ya Kilt :wink: :cheer:
What do you drink with Babysham ??
airhead
22 Dec 2004, 15:00
little teeny chocolates!!!!!
My dog keeps farting... do i put a cork in her arse?
Probably a needle and thread is needed there :yikes:
Skiving off work just now, should I feel guilty??
DIZZY DRUMMER
22 Dec 2004, 19:41
NO - I never do - they have their pound of flesh every day http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/lam.gif
How can I cheer myself up ??????
airhead
22 Dec 2004, 23:35
Play a few songs, sing to them, but i find visitors and a good rabbit on the phone sets me really straight.
emma, feed Ruby some charcoal biscuits...it stops the farting.
Anyone here tried Tyrozets throat sweets?
They sooooooo nice!
Yes, I'm always on them. I don't really like them though.
What are you plans for this Christmas?
airhead
24 Dec 2004, 00:49
eat, eat, sleep, eat, open presents, throw up, eat, get pissed, eat, watch crap, eat, pull bomb bombs, and i'll probably eat.
Are tangerines spposed to be soft and squishy?
Depends on which country they are from and hol old they are...I like the hard dry ones myself...
Anyone tried Toxic Waste super sour sweets?
DIZZY DRUMMER
24 Dec 2004, 07:10
Never heard of them http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif
How do I get rid of hubby in the supermarket - so I can buy him one last prezzie ???
airhead
24 Dec 2004, 16:45
tell him Maria Wittaker is on the other end of the supermarket and she's giving away free beer to the first person who gets there.
How do you get rid of unwanted feelings?
Get pi**ed :hic:
How many kids does Santa have??
DIZZY DRUMMER
24 Dec 2004, 23:35
Thousands
:wink:
Merry Xmas & is it going to be a happy new year ?????
.......for you Fa......the best year :D
Should I help cook Crimbo dinner 2day??
DIZZY DRUMMER
25 Dec 2004, 12:42
Yes Gerry - you should http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-016.gif - either that or wash up after
So what did you get for Xmas ????
My sack was full this morning....but I then emptied it :D
Did anyone get a wooley jumper this year :oops:
DIZZY DRUMMER
25 Dec 2004, 13:16
No not this year
Got some drums to bang on
Anyone drunk yet ?????
DIZZY DRUMMER
26 Dec 2004, 22:21
Not quite - not long though
Why is Billy Connolly so funny :lol: http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/lachen/laughing-smiley-017.gif
...because he's SCOTTISH :D :D
Why does Billy Connolly always talk about Willies :wink:
DIZZY DRUMMER
27 Dec 2004, 21:32
Because he's a man http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/jasons_smilie/tongue3.gif
What are you doing for New Year ?????
RoknRollJesus
28 Dec 2004, 04:26
What are you doing for New Year ?????
I will be spending NYE in NEW ORLEANS! A gang of us are going down for the Sugar Bowl and decided to go a bit early to enjoy the festivities in the Quarter!
Q: WHO will you be kissing at midnight on NYE?
DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Dec 2004, 08:30
Either hubby or the dog - depends which one is still awake :lawl:
Going to the sales today - shell I be reserved or go mad :roll:
*WOOF*......I'll be your dog :bunny:
Be reserved FA......unless your passing Ann Summers :D
Do guys goto places like Ann Summers?? :oops:
DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Dec 2004, 21:46
Yes they do - - it is a popular shop :roll:
Why do ful;l moons send some people funny :?
Hoowwwlllllllllllll dont really know :?
Why is Meatloaf so sexy........Ladies........
DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Dec 2004, 07:00
Gerry - Now you're asking !!!
He has lovely eyes (oh the eyes) He has an air of mystery about him. He sings with such passion & feeling.
I could go on & on & on - but have to get ready for work.
What is your New Year Resolution
........to make that first million (same one every year)
Whos having a party at New Year then :cheer:
DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Dec 2004, 22:52
Not me - I am having a quiet night in
Just me & hubby & the dog & daughter - WOW maybe that is a party ????
Why are paper cuts SSOOOO painful ????
Because they only cut the first layer and the chemicals in the paper...
Why is everything a competition?
I'll answer if you givis a fiver and run round the block :wink:
Why didn't we have lots of snow this year :cry:
DIZZY DRUMMER
30 Dec 2004, 09:18
Cause we didn't :roll:
When do men grow up ????
......I'm telling ma mammy on you :cry:
why doesnt meat post anymore.....after we all signed Crimbo card :?
DIZZY DRUMMER
30 Dec 2004, 22:05
Not going there :(
Are there any good films out at the moment ?
'Catch me if you can' is on sky movies all the time or the new leonardo di caprio film looks good.
2005 a new car or another holiday to dubai?
Well I say new car depending on what the old one is like. If it's old and it takes time to heat up in the winter get a new one if it's purely to have the latest car etc.. Dubai.
Can you recommend any good books to read?
Greed Chris Ryan or Increment Chris Ryan both very good.
Why the hell am I in work?? The busines park is like a ghost town....I'm sure i'll see a tumbleweed blow past soon!!!
You're at work so you can get that new car or have a nice holiday.
Why is the new series of little britain rubbish compared to the old?
Thanks for the reality check keb!!
Little Britain is still funny but I think our expectations take over and we always want a second series to be better than the first!! ( the only exception is Blackadder in my opinion)
I am listening to Capital FM's top 500 and Busted are higher than Meatloaf.......Why??????
There is no logical reason for that except that Capital is built around the youth who are only really (except for a few) interested in the manufactured rubbish which are nice on the eye.
Why does everyone pick on me? I can't do anything without getting shouted at.
You are surrounded by perfectionists!!
Shall I drive or drink tonight?
Dont do both :yep: ......and get sloshed :hic:
Should we have a new year Meat bash for '06 :D
DIZZY DRUMMER
31 Dec 2004, 22:00
Ya - course
What do you think of Peter Kay
Brilliant... a real talent.
What are your new years resolutions?
mariella
01 Jan 2005, 23:36
A. Not to repeat some of the mistakes I made in 2004...and to have as much fun as I had in 2003 :lol:
Q. What time did you get up this morning?
airhead
01 Jan 2005, 23:58
Pretty early really. Only had three smirnoffs. Not drunk at all. Dissapointedin myself. Maybe because my little bitch of a cousin upset me so much i was more consentrated on having visions of me giving her such a huge wedgie she'd be farting in her stupid smug face....
Why didn't i punch my cousin when she slapped me round my face, had a tantrum for dancing with her and her friends when they invited me to dance with them and had a go at me for wanting a wee?
DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Jan 2005, 08:56
Because you are not a nasty person & didn't want to lower yourself to her standards ??? :?
Do they class today as a "normal" Sunday - even though it is stuck inbetween two bank holidays ???
I believe they do,and tomorrow although it is a bank holiday I have to work for normal pay as my boss said banks don't open on saturdays so we don't get the monday as a day in lieu.
I need a new ringtone for phone...any decent suggestions?
DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Jan 2005, 13:40
BOOH from Yahoo is a good one - DON't get CHSIB - crap
Why can't my daughter put her washing in the mucky bin when she has gone with it - instead of keeping it till the weekend :twisted:
......cause she takes after her Mother :nag:
...should I go out and spend some dough, or go back to bed :?
DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Jan 2005, 20:04
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gerry - go back to bed - you are going to need the rest once I've beaten you up :devil:
Should I go casual - or abit dressed up tonight - baring in mind it's wet & windy here
FA Galoshes and a souwester are defientely in order but with nothing underneath :lol:
Q: How do I smile?
Like your passing wind!!!!
How will I get Dottie to talk to me again??
A: I'm here Scottie :lol:
Q: Where is happiness?
DIZZY DRUMMER
03 Jan 2005, 17:01
All over - just just have to look for it
Will people slowly come back now the holiday period has finished ???
.......what Holiday :hic:
Would the ladies in here leave their man for Meat??
DIZZY DRUMMER
05 Jan 2005, 14:27
Too right - lotsa personality - good looks - money
Come on Gerry - what do you think - just ask Dottie :lawl:
Has anyone been to the Canaries & what is it like??
airhead
05 Jan 2005, 15:32
yes, very nice, just don't drink the milk.
why oh why do i need the toilet now?????
I think youre talking S**t
What else does Barry Manilow have thats big 8O
DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Jan 2005, 13:35
Voice :?
We have lotsa chocs & bikkies left over from Xmas in the office - but why do people eat them for the sack of it - I could never understand that :lurk: :lurk: :sick:
....cause putting on weight is more fun than trying 2 loose it :yep:
Why am I here?
DIZZY DRUMMER
07 Jan 2005, 13:50
Because you missed me 8)
We can't find a last minute deal to the canaries in Feb - any suggestions for anywhere else - not too far - but with sun ???
.....why not the Pigeons then :wink:
Good idea though, where can I book a holiday 4 this year??
Would the ladies in here leave their man for Meat??
HELL YEAH. In a heartbeat. But only if the kids came too....
Come to Welshy Wales. Tis loverly this time of year.
What's sleep?
It's something which keeps you healthy which requires you to loose conciousness.
Why can't I write a half decent poem?
give it time and you will rhyme!!!
What the hell is bez ( happy mondays) doing in big brother?
his mum kicked him out and hes homeless
Whens this rain gonni stop :roll:
When the devil has a snowball fight.... :twisted:
Anyone wanna come decorate for me????
DIZZY DRUMMER
08 Jan 2005, 00:33
No Heat - you'd end up in an even bigger mess :lol:
What am I doing up soooo late????
A. Boredom!
Q. why is the forum always deserted when i log in???
mariella
08 Jan 2005, 22:27
A. I am here now, and so are you...no serious, once the tour starts more people will be here, I am sure1
Q. What made you smile today?
DIZZY DRUMMER
08 Jan 2005, 22:33
My drum tutor - telling me not to fall out with the kit :roll:
Why do I like music like Def Leppard - Whitesnake - Guns & Roses - Bon Jovi & can't tolerate Britney - etc
Because she can't sing and only sells music because she shows off her body.
Why is it I really like the house we can't afford?
A. Thats Life
Q. anybody seen a good film lately??
Yes, but don't tell my dad I quite enjoyed Dark Star.
Why might the printed word kill you?
Rob The Badger
09 Jan 2005, 14:35
People write things about you/you read things which change your world view.
What are the advantages of being a buddy? Doesn't seem to do much...
A: If you've a surname like Holly it does a lot :lol:
Q: Anyone got a light box :(
A. errrm
Q. is that a box that emits light, or a box that isnt heavy?
A: A light box helps SAD sufferers to cope with the winter blues......
Q: Why did keab's answer make me laugh - thank you :)
DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Jan 2005, 21:28
Cause you liked it :P
Why do travel agents rip you off at school holidays :cry:
airhead
09 Jan 2005, 21:49
COS THEY WANT TA SCAM!!!!
why oh why did biter's chocolate willies melt into a soggy chocolately fondanty mess at the bottom of the box?
Because you put them on the radiator......
Am i gonna get what i want for my birthday......or what i deserve????
What you want and what you deserve.
Should I care about everyone else, or should I care about myself (for once)?
Look after number one for a bit.
Im sad. Please make me smile? :cry:
Rob The Badger
10 Jan 2005, 18:03
Look after number one for a bit.
Im sad. Please make me smile? :cry:
Smile... it's not as bad as you think.
Are we doomed to mediocrity?
A. quite probably
Q. or are we???
Rob The Badger
10 Jan 2005, 23:11
quite probably
Beckett or Stoppard?
DIZZY DRUMMER
10 Jan 2005, 23:21
stoppard
how do you cheer a friend up - who has beeen asked if a seniour citizan - only 40 :twisted: :cry: :x 8O :?
Chocolate and a facelift.
I feel all oogy and flu-ey...bah.
Anyone know a non-medicinal way to make me feel better? Im already takng co-codamol and if i take any more pills im gonna rattle.
DIZZY DRUMMER
11 Jan 2005, 19:19
Horloicks - hot water bottle & bed
How can I relax after a very stressful day ????
A. lightsaber a few stormtroopers.
Q. Whens it gonna snow??
Only in your mind :roll:
Whos roof is gonni blow away 2nite??
Yours :P :twisted:
Is it worth investing in more lagging for my loft???
Definately not.....spend the money on beer . That'll heat you up :D
Whos gonni fix ma roof (cheers Heat) :wink:
DIZZY DRUMMER
11 Jan 2005, 22:44
A roofer :lawl:
Why are Tuesdays so dull ????
...cause youve not opened the blinds.
Why are all the females so sarcastic in here 8O
to expose the blokes to some kind of wit....
anyone got any superglue?
Crystal Eyes
12 Jan 2005, 17:34
Sorry. I only have blue tak.
Is there any truth in the rumour I heard that busted are splitting up?
A. lets hope so
Q. what's your favourite food?
spaghetti bolognase
shall i give my staff a pay rise?
If I worked there, yes, as I don't nah they earn enough.
Why is it so cold?
A. possibly due to an area of high pressure, also the fact that the northern hemisphere is tilted such that it is further away from the sun than it is in summer.
Q. did that answer sound condescending to you???
:zzz: what answer (trying to not to be longWINDED) :D
Will Iceland be cold next week :?
A. depends
Q. did you mean the supermarket or the country??
DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Jan 2005, 19:16
:lawl:
Good one Keab42 - Iceland - shop is cold in the freezers
Why is the news soo bleak at the moment
A. because nice news isnt interesting.
Q. wouldnt it be nice if the world was a happy place?
DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Jan 2005, 22:19
yes it would - but it ain't going to happen - so make the most of your own small happy world
Why do things that are bad for you taste soooo good ?????
Crystal Eyes
13 Jan 2005, 22:25
Because they contain one of two things. Sugar or alcohol.
What should I do to stop biting my nails?
DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Jan 2005, 22:36
I don't know - but when you get the answer - please tell me 8O
Why am I so tired lately???
NO - ONE age age please :oops:
work too hard......
why am i feeling miserable this evening?
A. Lack of postwhoring!
Q. why did i suggest a pub quiz???
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO THINK UP FIENDISHLY DIFFICULT QUESTIONS
where is everybody?
A. over there -->
Q. duh?
DIZZY DRUMMER
13 Jan 2005, 23:13
Obviously have better things to do :oops:
If you had one wish - what would it be for ???
Rob The Badger
14 Jan 2005, 00:21
for the end of the world...
will you marry me?
tukayaway
14 Jan 2005, 23:24
Maybe, when gay marriage is lawfully recognised in the UK.
Whats the most painful injury you've aever suffered? (Currently writing this after having a tooth pulled out today, rejoicing over the pain that has now left me)
Pain in the a**e......funny I've been called that too :wink:
Why is Guiness so dark and mysterious??
A. Cos its Irish
Q. define normal.
:tard: thats a hard question to answer
Is there anyone normal in here actually??
Me!
Q: I cannot shake of this sadness, any solutions out there :(
A. a romantic holiday somewhere hot and sunny with Meat.
Q. anybody understand special relativity?
Nope, sorry!
Ok...my boss is THE bitch from hell and is racist and insulting. I want to go to a festival (Strumpfest 2005) on sat 29th but im supposed to be doing an eight hour shift. Should I skive like I planned or shall I go in? I know that if i dont show up, it will wind her up and probably not affect the other girls at all...if i do, its guranteed to turn into the busiest day ever.
Do the 'right thing' Biter - you will regret it otherwise (or maybe you won't, in which case do the 'wrong thing') - ha ha not much help am I?
Hurt my shoulder yesterday at karate - should I go again tonight or have an evening in front of the TV with something alcoholic and 3 kids?
DIZZY DRUMMER
18 Jan 2005, 22:00
The latter - the alcohol will help the shoulder & the kids can amuze themselves
What is up with me - I have not listened to Meat for over 2 weeks now 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
giv him black coffee :roll:
Q: ne tips on how 2 get the girl that i love?? :cry:
Rob The Badger
19 Jan 2005, 00:18
don't bother...women aren't worth it....
any questions?
thanks 4 answerin but i cant jus not botha... i luv her! i cant elp it i wish i ddnt but i do!!! id do nefin 4 her! i rly need sugestions on how 2 get her!!! :cry: pleez... ne1?? :(
wizardofodd
19 Jan 2005, 18:20
yo jamie uve allready been out wit her move on man :lol:
ive been in your situation loads of times mate as u no!!!!!!!! and to be honest they say they dont want a bf and then they p**s off and go get one. i agree badger girls are not worth it.
your mate nick
yh but i cant elp luvin er.... n if u no ow i feel... coz of u n trace thn ull no dat i dnt wanna giv up on her!!! :cry:
wizardofodd
19 Jan 2005, 18:27
and lucy, i just wanna know why we are having this covo on this wen we have msn but im sure some ladies will give u some advise!!!!!!!
yep newayz... lol! ne1 else out dere got ne ideas? :roll:
The latter - the alcohol will help the shoulder & the kids can amuze themselves
What is up with me - I have not listened to Meat for over 2 weeks now 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
...i'm going back to this question , as it seems to have wandered off topic on the last umpteen posts :lol:
A i'm sure its only a temporary ailment.......you will recover :D
Q any one doing anything nice/interesting this evening?
airhead
19 Jan 2005, 19:19
No. Finished my first CELL today.... YAY! (Animation thing) I'll put it on the board.
Is it a miricle or what that I survived four hours worth (Yes, you read right... 4) of Rolf Harris on repeat on the CD player that my mum was listening to without commiting grisly suicide????
Crystal Eyes
19 Jan 2005, 22:51
Dear God! Yes! It's a magnificent miracle. Hallelujah!
Where does the phrase 'tee-total' come from?
:hic: havnt a clue :hic:
Why does it always rain on me
Thanks FA :bunny: Went to karate, THEN slugged down the alcohol, kids thought it was hilarious... :oops:
Have you been listening to anyone else other than Meat? If so, what do THEY do for you that Meat doesn't? Therein lies the psychological answer... :D God, I bore myself!
How to get a guy? All I know is if you're trying, they ain't nowhere to be seen, if you give up immediately loads turn up - bit like the bus stop scenario...
Oh, forgot to ask my question: is there really a heaven?
airhead
20 Jan 2005, 13:16
according to the song, theres a stairway to it, so there is, yes!!!!
Will there be a valentine for me?
A. somewhere, theres a valentinte for everybody.
Q. why exams?
airhead
20 Jan 2005, 20:51
A: Why anything?
Q: Is eva cassidy amazing or what?
Rob The Badger
20 Jan 2005, 22:06
No, not really.
Shall I go on?
A. yes do continue Rob.
Q. what is Rob's avatar/sig?
Skeleton
20 Jan 2005, 22:18
A: Donīt know...
Q: early riser or late riser?
A. vey late riser (for preference).
Q. why must lectures/exams start early in the morning?
Skeleton
20 Jan 2005, 22:26
A: Iīve been thinking the same thing myself...
Your brains works the best at 1 pm...
Q: Your favourite tv-show?
DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Jan 2005, 22:28
Pixie wrote:
Thanks FA :bunny: Went to karate, THEN slugged down the alcohol, kids thought it was hilarious... :oops:
Have you been listening to anyone else other than Meat? If so, what do THEY do for you that Meat doesn't? Therein lies the psychological answer... :D God, I bore myself!
How to get a guy? All I know is if you're trying, they ain't nowhere to be seen, if you give up immediately loads turn up - bit like the bus stop scenario...
Oh, forgot to ask my question: is there really a heaven?
My daughter thinks it's funny when I have wine as it goes straight to my head :oops:
I have been listening to Def Leppard - Savage Garden - Whitesnake - Bon Jovi - but have now got back into Meat :bunny: :cheer:
If there is a heaven - I'll let you know when I get there :wink:
Anyone been to Lanzarote
Rob The Badger
20 Jan 2005, 23:38
For those still wondering, my sig/av is GIR from 'Invader ZIM'...
http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/girsing.jpg
The robot thing wears a dog disguise...
airhead
21 Jan 2005, 15:20
For those still wondering, my sig/av is GIR from 'Invader ZIM'...
http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/girsing.jpg
The robot thing wears a dog disguise...
I love Invader Zim.
A. Yeah, ice cream out there is gorgeous.
Q. Does anyone like my avatar/ sig?
A. its interesting, not sure what it actually is though
Q. having a good IT lesson Airhead?
Rob The Badger
23 Jan 2005, 22:41
A: n/a
Q: Do I want what I think I want?
DIZZY DRUMMER
23 Jan 2005, 22:52
Yes Rob you do
What is it about me that attracts nutters 8O 8O 8O 8O
Rob The Badger
24 Jan 2005, 00:27
the insanity...
when will we realise that stockpiling beans won't stop the universe from eventually imploding on itself?
Pixie wrote:
Thanks FA :bunny: Went to karate, THEN slugged down the alcohol, kids thought it was hilarious... :oops:
Have you been listening to anyone else other than Meat? If so, what do THEY do for you that Meat doesn't? Therein lies the psychological answer... :D God, I bore myself!
How to get a guy? All I know is if you're trying, they ain't nowhere to be seen, if you give up immediately loads turn up - bit like the bus stop scenario...
Oh, forgot to ask my question: is there really a heaven?
My daughter thinks it's funny when I have wine as it goes straight to my head :oops:
I have been listening to Def Leppard - Savage Garden - Whitesnake - Bon Jovi - but have now got back into Meat :bunny: :cheer:
If there is a heaven - I'll let you know when I get there :wink:
Anyone been to Lanzarote
Oh FA, when I went I ended up calling it Lanzagrotty forever more...I'm sure it's changed for the better though...
Why am I an eternal optimist? :D
A. because the other option is realism i mean pessimism.
Q. why are mornings so difficult?
Cause its the Morning :angst:
How do you make a good bowl of soup??
DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Jan 2005, 13:16
Get a tin of soup
A tin opener
Open the tin with the opener
Pour it into a saucepan & heat gently for around 5 mins
Emply said soup into a bowl & walla :lawl:
How can I change jobs ????
oota bed
oota front door
on the bus
hand in notice and quit :?
why does no-one like their jobs in here????
airhead
28 Jan 2005, 15:03
Because your all too old to moan about school. (DONT KILL ME... :angst: )
Why does love suck eggs so much?????? :cry:
Because some teenage boys are ~~~~ers that dont know a good thing till theyve lost it.
How are you doing?
Fine until airhead reminded us all how old we are 8)
Is it safe to drink the bar dry this weekend??
DIZZY DRUMMER
28 Jan 2005, 20:22
NO GERRY - IT'S MINE
but I will share for a price :wink:
Anyone know any Tapas recipes
Q&A Is that when you borrow money for a meal :?
DIZZY DRUMMER
29 Jan 2005, 08:46
:wlf:
Anyone know any good holiday spots up North England (East coast)
yip............scotland :wink:
Are the Plasma Tvs any good??
A. depends, they have a larger viewing angle than LCD screens but LCDs have sharper images.
Q. :keke: :??:
airhead
30 Jan 2005, 20:47
A. depends, they have a larger viewing angle than LCD screens but LCDs have sharper images.
Q. :keke: :??:
I'm an airhead, don't look at me...
My cats in pain and I've had him for fourteen years... how can i pick him up and put him on the bed to make him more comfy without getting bitten to peices... and es biter, it's alfie.
Wrap him in a soft blanket or towel first Airhead - maybe a check up at the vets too.......
Q: Why do I have to grow old?
DIZZY DRUMMER
30 Jan 2005, 21:49
Because it's the way life goes
Why do men always says stupid things like
" I've done YOUR pots" (Do they not eat)
"I've hoovered up for YOU" (Do they not contribute to the mess)
"I've done YOUR washing" (Do they not have dirty clothes)
Rob The Badger
30 Jan 2005, 22:45
Because it's the way life goes
Why do men always says stupid things like
" I've done YOUR pots" (Do they not eat)
"I've hoovered up for YOU" (Do they not contribute to the mess)
"I've done YOUR washing" (Do they not have dirty clothes)
It doesn't matter.
Why don't you be a little more appreciative and stop getting hung up on semantics?
christa
30 Jan 2005, 23:18
When men "appreiciate" what women have to do then maybe we will start to appriciate what men do around the house. However little and however infrequent this maybe.
My husband says exactly the same as F.A.'s he thinks he's given me the world if he hoovers.
Rob The Badger
30 Jan 2005, 23:32
bah. feminist nonsense.
you have no more a burden than anyone, any burden you have you undertake yourself...common courtesy.
christa
30 Jan 2005, 23:37
Not femanist whatever, more like the truth, and they say the truth hurts.
DIZZY DRUMMER
31 Jan 2005, 07:04
Here Here Christa :wink:
What did you want to be when you grew up
Oooh err, I missed an interesting conversation over the weekend I see 8O
Why does Rob like to wind people up? :D
DIZZY DRUMMER
31 Jan 2005, 11:33
Pixie - I don't use strong language :wink:
Should I pay extra when my dog goes in kennels for the week - so he can have some heating
Pixie - I don't use strong language :wink:
Glad to hear it FA (but don't believe a word!) :lol:
Should I pay extra when my dog goes in kennels for the week - so he can have some heating
Oh yes! (if he normally benefits from some heating).
Are you going somewhere warm??
DIZZY DRUMMER
31 Jan 2005, 11:59
Pixie 8O - I work in NHS - what do you think about the language :lawl:
Yes we are off to Lanzarote - arrrrrr bliss - must shake off this virus though :(
gOT SOME PICS BACK FROM FRANCE - ANYONE WANT TO SEE
airhead
31 Jan 2005, 15:14
Yeah!
Did you whatch the sex Pistols last night on number 2?
DIZZY DRUMMER
31 Jan 2005, 22:53
Sorry - the pics taking too long to upload :oops:
Will have to send them via email
No sorry airhead did not see them
Anyone know any "hillbillie music"
NHS eh FA? Thankless task.
Hillbilly music - just get your guitar and banjo out and you're there!
Now where did I put my car keys? (no rude answers please!) :D
right where you haven't looked!!
Does anyone know a decent cure for this flu i've got
Hey Scotty, ask FA or Dottie, they have suffered recently...seems the whisky inhaler is the front runner for cures...although neither have been on the site for a day or so, maybe they are still unconscious! :o
(BIG HUGS FOR FA AND DOTTIE - AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GERMS 8O )
So should I accept the job in New Zealand or not?
Only if you like Ham :D
Why do smells linger 8O
Errr....SOME smells linger Gerry 8O
DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Feb 2005, 07:58
They would if Gerry had owt to do with them 8O
(Scotty - paracetamol - lotsa fluids - a warm bed)
Seriously now - Does anyone know how to help hot flushes without HRT :oops:
They would if Gerry had owt to do with them 8O
(Scotty - paracetamol - lotsa fluids - a warm bed)
Seriously now - Does anyone know how to help hot flushes without HRT :oops:
8O Ice cold baths tend to do it FA! :D
Who's Scotty? (Apart from the best engineer in Starfleet of course!)
There is only one Scotty, you've answered it yourself 8)
Why are pets more affectionate than females??
DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Feb 2005, 22:24
you got the wrong female mate :roll:
Should i go to my very best mates 40th birthday party - even though i can't stand her brother & his family
A. depends
Q. free alcohol?
DIZZY DRUMMER
02 Feb 2005, 23:42
Go on then Keab42 - you twisted me arm - aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Anyone rate Phil Collins
Musically yes, personally no.
Should I blow all my cash on taking the kids to Disneyland this year, or wait until next year when I have a bit more money?
MusicLover
03 Feb 2005, 13:29
Wait until next year...
If you want them to have a good time you should wait until you have more than enough...
If you had to choose between killing your best friend or your sister/brother. Who would you have killed...
Skeleton
03 Feb 2005, 14:08
A: I rather killed myself than do any harm to by best friend or to my siblings..
Q: Favourite season?
Oooh, definitely summer (here) but winter in Australia!
So IS Michael Jackson guilty or not, and do we care?
definately....but he'll probably get off
should they double the tax on beer?
A. yes and make cigarrettes illegal.
Q. Wherefore art thou Satan?
DIZZY DRUMMER
03 Feb 2005, 22:08
He's taken over a midwife at work :twisted:
Is there any good shows around ?
If your talking about peep shows...call me :wink:
Whats a good Horror movies out the noo??
MusicLover
04 Feb 2005, 15:06
I have no idea what you just asked... 8O
If you could choose what planet would you live on & why?
Mines Pluto...ice skating! yay, even tho i'd land on my ass alot
Best way to solve that problem tho....tape a cusion to your butt.... :lol:
Would you like to have an idea? How much time do you have?
I have as much time as amadeus before he slips under the waves of regret and gets a double cheeseburger, easy on the mayo if you please.
Can anyone tell me if falling in love with a guy who likes wearing skirts is really that weird?
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