Proud to be British

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I saw this at work today and found it amusing.

You can be proud to be British because...

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigerettes at the front. :x

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. :wink:

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands on the drive and lock up the junk and cheap lawnmower in the garage.


Not to mention ...

18 Brits had burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a cigarette in their mouth.

a massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 8O

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars. weeeeeee!!!

In 2000 8 brits cracked their skull while throwing up in the toilet. Ouch!!

[black dog]

That is so funny. I must watch out next time I get a hangover. My headaches bad enough without a cracked skull :twisted:

[heat]

In 2000 8 brits cracked their skull while throwing up in the toilet. Ouch!!


I have done this sooooooo many times whilst attempting to call God on the big white telephone.... :roll:

[w_baskerville]

I saw this at work today and found it amusing.

You can be proud to be British because...

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigerettes at the front. :x

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. :wink:

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands on the drive and lock up the junk and cheap lawnmower in the garage.


Not to mention ...

18 Brits had burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a cigarette in their mouth.

a massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 8O

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars. weeeeeee!!!

In 2000 8 brits cracked their skull while throwing up in the toilet. Ouch!!

He he, that is so funny, yet true!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heat wrote:

I have done this sooooooo many times whilst attempting to call God on the big white telephone....

I don't remember seeing you do that in Sheffield (did wonder what the bump was though :lol: ) :wink:

[heat]

Heat wrote:

I have done this sooooooo many times whilst attempting to call God on the big white telephone....

I don't remember seeing you do that in Sheffield (did wonder what the bump was though :lol: ) :wink:


Nah, thought i'd be on my bestest behaviour in Sheffield.... Hubb's is still convinced i was only on Coke's though... :roll: :lol:

[ROSIE]

Wow :lol: :lol: What a great place to live :lol: :lol:

Rosie :lol:

[ChrissybabezNI]

Ive opened bottles with my teeth before, including ones which are not screw tops, I better stop while im ahead so Im not one of these statistics!

[AndyK]

lol Chrissy... I've got a friend who spent a 3 hour journey on a coach once opening bottles of beer with his teeth, it was only when we got to the destination did he realise that the bottles were screw tops..... we hadn't the heart to tell him sooner :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Heat wrote:

Nah, thought i'd be on my bestest behaviour in Sheffield.... Hubb's is still convinced i was only on Coke's though...

you're secret's safe with me :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

AndyK wrote:


I've got a friend who spent a 3 hour journey on a coach once opening bottles of beer with his teeth, it was only when we got to the destination did he realise that the bottles were screw tops..... we hadn't the heart to tell him sooner

Shame on you Andy :lol: :lol:

[SW31]

ITS not only cracked skulls but lost dentures as well :cry: :cry:

[heat]

ITS not only cracked skulls but lost dentures as well :cry: :cry:


And i'm NOT putting my hand in to get 'em back.... 8O

[original sin]

:lmao: nice one!