View Full Version : An Incredible Day, that never ended.
body suddenly froze because he'd seen.........
The Flying Mouse
30 Oct 2003, 19:01
the best before date on the butter......
i'm gettin really worried about where this is goin 8O ,and no,that's not the next line of the story :lmao:
Rob The Badger
30 Oct 2003, 19:22
The butter bagan to turn green. . .
Kitty Kat
30 Oct 2003, 20:46
slithering off his body on to the
..the new garden path, which had just been laid by...
Dr Frank n Further in his shiny new heels
at that point the gnome lost his interest in sex whatsover. In stead he went to
put the gnome back from whence it came and he found...
Kitty Kat
30 Oct 2003, 23:12
surprise surprise - the inflateable sheep together with a pair of velcro gloves and
butter which has the best before date 1912 on his butt. But how could he be alive?
Was this for real? Was this a dream? Things were getting so confusing!
shadow1000001
31 Oct 2003, 09:50
" I need another drink" said the gnome :twisted:
Make mine a Tequilla said the gnome
As he searched for the tequilla he heard an urgent knocking on the front door........
as he heard it he realised that he hadn't paid his phone bill for months, having spent all his money on tequllia and inflatable sheep
shadow1000001
31 Oct 2003, 17:48
They were coming to cut off his phone...
but that was the least of his worries, out of the window he could see.......
shadow1000001
31 Oct 2003, 18:05
...a tornado off in the distance...
Rob The Badger
31 Oct 2003, 19:14
. . .and Zorro riding a donkey, wearing an "I Hate Gnomes" T-Shirt. . .
Kitty Kat
31 Oct 2003, 19:38
and singing the donkey serenade. However he also carrying a bottle of tequilla and a
large, oddly shaped parcel, neatly wrapped in brown paper and string,resembling a............
shadow1000001
02 Nov 2003, 00:36
...pitchfork... :lol:
Rob The Badger
02 Nov 2003, 00:45
Meanwhile the tornado had picked up a cow on the way. . .
shadow1000001
02 Nov 2003, 02:00
...and was gathering momentum and heading for...
...a large hole which had suddenly appeared in the ground...
Rob The Badger
02 Nov 2003, 16:16
. . .which was full of old Chinese newpapers and surplus 'Wings' albums . . .
The Flying Mouse
02 Nov 2003, 17:14
:twisted: The tornado sucked up all the newspapers.That's what I call a chinese takeaway.
Then a bird came along and started throwing the records around,what are you doing? I said.Just spreading my wings the bird replied.
Rob The Badger
02 Nov 2003, 17:31
:twisted: The tornado sucked up all the newspapers.That's what I call a chinese takeaway.
Then a bird came along and started throwing the records around,what are you doing? I said.Just spreading my wings the bird replied.
That was awful . . .anyway,
The tornado continued on its path.
Zorro, paid little heed to it, as it was moving in the opposite direction.he had been paid a great deal of money to deliver this parcel to...........
:lol: i confess Eyeore, i found Mousies post most amusing :lol:
Rob The Badger
02 Nov 2003, 19:54
. . .Mr. A. Aaronworthing who happened to live in a hut in Northern Samoa. . .
As for you Bren, I am ashamed! :D
...meanwhile, in the said hut, mr A Aaronworthing ( if indeed that was his name) sat scratching his horns, impatiently awaiting delivery of that parcel,grinning secretively he.....
..turned on his TV so he could watch the rugby...
Unfortunately, the tv-set blew up immediately. B O O O M. So ..
shadow1000001
03 Nov 2003, 07:53
...meanwhile on the other side of the tornado....
Kitty Kat
03 Nov 2003, 20:30
The cow fell into the hole recently vacated by the Wings records..
...and all that manufactued crappy pop....
meanwhile the tornado, swept up Zorro,the donkey,the oddly shaped parcel,the gnome,Noddy, Big Ears and a passing rhino, and deposited them......
With everybody swooped up in the Tornado, the Tornado, took them to Canada (Were RSG lives.) They were spit out of the tornado and...
shadow1000001
04 Nov 2003, 08:45
...as they struggled to get their bearings...
Kitty Kat
04 Nov 2003, 20:36
by using the stars, they cursed Zorro for losing the compass
while they considered their next move Big Ears decided to unwrap the oddly shaped parcel
they unwrapped, and they needed a key to open what was in the parcel. where is the key?
"How the hell should i know?!" snapped Big Ears.
:lol: I thing you have it Big Ears!
And with that Mr A. Aaronworthing (if indeed that was his name) appeared before them with a puff of Blue smoke...
"THATS MY PARCEL" he growled menacingly...
The two gasped, "Mr A. Aaronworthing! (if indeed that was his name)"
They were in complete shock.
Rob The Badger
04 Nov 2003, 23:54
"I'll take that!" boomed Mr. A. Aaronworthing (If indeed, that was his real name) and proxeeded to snatch the onject. . .
which can best be described as 11 1/2 inches tall, gold in colour and in the guise of a naked man :!:
8O thought Zorro, it was a large parcel ressembling a pitchfork a moment ago!!...and now it's 11 1/2 inches tall 8O , What happened??.........
Mr Aaronworthing was a very fine actor indeed....
If he's an actor, is that his real name? :P :wink:
"I am so confused!" said Zorro, slapping his hand to his forehead.
:lol: he's not the only one
....as mr Aaronworthing (if indeed that was his name) held the object, there was another puff of blue smoke and the object became a........
genie.... who asked if he could grant one wish.. yes said Mr Aaronsworthing, please, please help us get that St. Bernard out of the bath.... :!: :twisted:
No said the genie - sorry no can do....
shadow1000001
06 Nov 2003, 16:16
Why not?
..the genie replied I do not carry out menial tasks, I only grant wishes that will have a postive effect on the recipent....
like...for example..if you asked me to...
shadow1000001
06 Nov 2003, 21:04
...make you handsome...
..then i hafta say no..i mean..there is a limit to my talents...
shadow1000001
07 Nov 2003, 08:10
..then i hafta say no..i mean..there is a limit to my talents... :lmao: :lmao:
"OK" replied Mr. Aaronsworthing "How about making me the richest man in the world?"
The genie replied "If you have love in your life, you are but the richest man alive...
...but i don't have love...nobody loves little ol me....
...well then your poor.... and.....
three goes at making a sensible wish is all you get, so thats it.....I'm off to.......
the pub to have a tequilla...
shadow1000001
08 Nov 2003, 19:48
...and play some cards with....
my buddies from the genie association, the only problem is......
shadow1000001
10 Nov 2003, 01:06
...I'm running low on cash so...
..so can I use a Meat Loaf c.d. to cover my bet?... which is worth trillions
Kitty Kat
10 Nov 2003, 20:53
in genie money - but like the genies things tend to disappear in a puff of smoke and
Not this CD, it's a special one.
BillyPhatu
19 Nov 2003, 22:24
You play it and Meat Loaf pops up from nowhere and sings the tracks to you...
angel eyes
19 Nov 2003, 23:38
o.k. we'll take it. But then a strange thing happened....
ChrissybabezNI
21 Nov 2003, 01:29
And then MeatLoaf said 'Oh that, those are my fake holographic arms'
The hologram talks! :o I thought he could only sing. That's amazing!!
BillyPhatu
21 Nov 2003, 11:13
So I decided to take my Meat hologram to the pub for a pint to have a proper chat.
the hologram and I were REAL drunk, and we started argueing. it was a funny sight to see. :lol:
I kept punching, but my fists disappeared into thin air...
Kitty Kat
26 Nov 2003, 20:06
and when I leaned on him for some support - I fell flat on my face. he couldn't even help me up so....
...I noticed there was this green button on the bottom of the hologram holder.
**PUSH**
shadow1000001
27 Nov 2003, 04:17
....suddenly there were flashing lights everywhere and then......
.....the tardis appeared and Doctor Who stepped out accompanied by Meat Loaf ...
shadow1000001
28 Nov 2003, 02:04
.....the tardis appeared and Doctor Who stepped out accompanied by Meat Loaf ...
Dottie, what is a tardis :?
...who was carrying a large...
1voice1heart
28 Nov 2003, 04:06
...inflatable bat named Bob.
....whose eyes shone satanic red.....
shadow1000001
29 Nov 2003, 00:25
...and smoke was coming out of his ears...
...as the crowds at the arena, clapped and cheered as Meat Loaf returned to Wembley......
shadow1000001
29 Nov 2003, 23:19
...as he walked up on the stage....
...a deathly hush came over the audience....
....and the first bars of 'I would do anything for Love' rippled over the heads of the fans......
And Santa was above the audience's head too with all 9 reindeer,
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph
ChrissybabezNI
16 Dec 2003, 00:36
And out of santas sack, who should fall out but...
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