What will your epitaph be?

[daveake]

Think up something funny/witty/whatever to put on your tombstone when you go :-). Or think of one for Wario :lol:

As an internet junkie, I was thinking of:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/bat-trick/tombstone.jpg

Design your own here (http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone) :-)

Here are some other ideas ...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Mel_Blanc_4-15-05.JPG/365px-Mel_Blanc_4-15-05.JPG

http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/Harv_Was_There.jpg

[AndrewG]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone.jpg

:twisted: ROFLMAO :lmao:
Gentelmen, the bar has been raised 8)

[AndrewG]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone2.jpg

[AndyK]

This is my favourite epitaph from someone famous

http://media.mlxxfc.net/spike.jpg

[daveake]

http://www.jokesy.com/userimages/user756_1153098075.jpg

[A Slice Of English]

My favourite is from the great Winston Churchill:

"I am ready to meet my Maker.

Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter.


Winston Churchill (1874-1965)"

[AndyK]

Another possibility for Dave ... "Connection reset by peer"

For myself

"Here lies Andy, passed away aged 116. Only the good die young"

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A few real headstone inscriptions..............


Here lies the body of Solomon Peas
Under the flowers and under the trees
Peas is not here, only the pod
Peas shelled out went home to god

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
four slugs from a .44
No Les no Moore
(Boot Hill Cemetery)

Here lies an auctioneer.
Going
going
gone


Here lies an athist
all dressed up with nowhere to go

He argued with the wrong mans brother
(epitaph of the man who shot Bat Mastersons brother)

Here lies the body of Ann Mann
She lived an old maid and died an old Mann

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/lvb.jpg

[daveake]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/bat-trick/wariostone.jpg

[LucyK!]

LMAO Dave that is immense! :up:

[AndyK]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/bat-trick/wariostone.jpg

Now that's an American Classic :lmao:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wdp.jpg

[daveake]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/bat-trick/WarioBones.jpg

[A Slice Of English]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy193/James_Batty/tombstone.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/mcd.jpg

[daveake]

Can we do both, pretty please?

[AndrewG]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone_patrick.jpg

[LucyK!]

:up: Like that one!

[LucyK!]

Tell you what, good job we weren't playing this the day I found out that Mark left....

Anyway!!! :))

One of many of mine would be...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstoneLucy.jpg

[A Slice Of English]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy193/James_Batty/tombstone2.jpg

[allrevvedup]

I plan to live for a while...and to make a comeback!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone2010.jpg

[R.]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstoneR.jpg :bleh:

[Pudding]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/NZPudding/tombstone1.jpg

[Wario]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/bat-trick/wariostone.jpg

i was born in 1991 jackass :lol:

as for all of you who have made a tombstone for me.... thank you very much. i no have some great choices!

seriously i made this forum what it is today :twisted::twisted:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

[AndrewG]

seriously i made this forum what it is today :twisted::twisted:



http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone-wl-head.jpg

[Pudding]

seriously i made this forum what it is today :twisted::twisted:

We know, it's a huge mess.

[Wario]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tombstone-wl-head.jpg

This is true :yep:

now bow to me

[Steve6]

seriously i made this forum what it is today :twisted::twisted:


All hail King Wario.

People probaly find you annoying, and moan about you on this forum, but everyone would miss you if you went. MLUKFC needs people like Wario and Steve6. :-)

You shouldn't be thinking about what your epitaph will be. You'll live forever buddy. ;-)

[daveake]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b159/bat-trick/gayboys.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

MLUKFC needs people like Wario and Steve6. :-)


:twisted:



http://media.mlxxfc.net/MWAS.jpg

[AndrewG]

I'd happily lay flowers at that one. :D

[daveake]

:twisted:



http://media.mlxxfc.net/MWAS.jpg

"Misconception" is such an appropriate word ... :twisted:

[Steve6]

"Misconception" is such an appropriate word ... :twisted:

It should be "The Immaculate conception the forum has", so you can thank god we're on this forum. ;-)

[Monstro]

I'd happily lay flowers at that one. :D

I'd dig it!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

I'd dig it!!!!

:twisted: I'd fill the b@$^@rd in :mrgreen:

[AndyK]

I'll buy the beers at the wake.

[daveake]

Do we need someone to do the killing, or are they going in alive?

[The Flying Mouse]

I'd happily lay flowers at that one. :D

I'd dig it!!!!

:twisted: I'd fill the b@$^@rd in :mrgreen:

I'll buy the beers at the wake.

Do we need someone to do the killing, or are they going in alive?

:twisted: FINALLY!
A mlukfc fan project worth talking about :mrgreen:

[Steve6]

I hope we don't have to share the same coffin. :lmao:

[duke knooby]

I'll buy the beers at the wake.

:shock: did that say what i thought it did???

[AndrewG]

I hope we don't have to share the same coffin. :lmao:

Who says you guys are going in in a coffin?

[duke knooby]

wario can have a casket

[Wario]

YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! Conspiracy!

[Pudding]

Do we need someone to do the killing, or are they going in alive?

Put them in the same room and they'll bullshit themselves to death anyway. Failing that, I don't mind doing a bit of culling :kickass:

[Steve6]

Put them in the same room and they'll bullshit themselves to death anyway. Failing that, I don't mind doing a bit of culling :kickass:

The thought of being butchered by a giant Pudding scares me!!!! :yep: If you attack me I'll eat your head.

[nikox1]

It should be "The Immaculate conception the forum has", so you can thank god we're on this forum. ;-)

GOD steve, not god:(

[daveake]

Neither. It's "God". Though why a figment of someone's imagination needs a capital letter I don't know ...

[nikox1]

The thought of being butchered by a giant Pudding scares me!!!! :yep: If you attack me I'll eat your head.

then you would be eating hes ass, because thats what he talks through.
well noises come from it anyway:lol:

[nikox1]

Neither. It's "God". Though why a figment of someone's imagination needs a capital letter I don't know ...

if i were you i would not open up a can of worms like that, keep your figments to yourself!!

[Steve6]

I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a man but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us "God made us all in his own image". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

[daveake]

if i were you i would not open up a can of worms like that, keep your figments to yourself!!

Fortunately for you, me, and everyone else, you're not me, so sod the can, the worms, and that bloke up there who doesn't exist.

[daveake]

I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a man but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us "God made us all in his own image". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

Feck me, I agree with Steve. I think I'll go lie down now ...

[AndrewG]

I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a man but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us "God made us all in his own image". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

I agree with Daveake, best post in this thread so far. :up: :))

[The Flying Mouse]

but can God not be a woman??

:twisted: *cough Dogma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogma_(film)) cough* :bleh:




God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

*cough Morgan Freeman who's played God twice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Freeman) cough* :bleh:









God could be gay himself.

*cough cough (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Grayson) cough* :bleh:

[Sue K]

Omgosh ! It's funny I should discover this thread today. I was thinking just this morning, how I want to be remembered ! I'm being cremated so I doubt there will be anything but a little plaque somewhere (I'd LOVE it to be posted at Forest Lawn !) I was thinking of starting a list of things by which to remember me, ie, "Remember me when you see a butterfly", things like that print out and have distributed at my memorial.

[Pudding]

I agree with Daveake, best post in this thread so far. :up: :))

I agree with AndrewG who's agreeing with Daveake who's agreeing with Steve6....I think.

[nikox1]

Fortunately for you, me, and everyone else, you're not me, so sod the can, the worms, and that bloke up there who doesn't exist.

all i was stating was that it would be better to keep God out of it. as around here all thats needed to start a war is for a pin to drop.

[allrevvedup]

anyway folks back to whatever this mad topic is...

[Wario]

funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

[nikox1]

funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

i have never really written anything in off topic, im starting to see why

[allrevvedup]

funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

you know what I mean...if the debate over God, or god, and does he/she/it exists then feel free to take it to another thread, this thread was designed as a bit of fun.

[Sue K]

I was thinking of starting a list of things by which to remember me, ie, "Remember me when you see a butterfly", things like that print out and have distributed at my memorial.

I saw a butterfly yesterday as I waited for my bus home and thought of me ... :twisted: ... lol ...

[The Flying Mouse]

you know what I mean...if the debate over God, or god, and does he/she/it exists then feel free to take it to another thread, this thread was designed as a bit of fun.

:twisted: Even better, take it to another forum.

The whole god vs existance is a bit heavy for this neck of the woods methinks, and I sure as hell don't want to moderate that thread :bleh:

[allrevvedup]

:twisted: Even better, take it to another forum.

The whole god vs existance is a bit heavy for this neck of the woods methinks, and I sure as hell don't want to moderate that thread :bleh:

fair point...

[Sue K]

I saw a dragonfly today while walking from bus stop to the dayJob and thought of me ... :lol: ...

[Steve6]

I wonder what my epitaph will be when I do die? It'll probaly be something basic..but I want it to be something funny.

"Sex God on earth, Sex God in Heaven".

[Wario]

you know what I mean...if the debate over God, or god, and does he/she/it exists then feel free to take it to another thread, this thread was designed as a bit of fun.

my post was actually in accordance to yours. I meant it as "Get off the subject of GOD"

[Steve6]

my post was actually in accordance to yours. I meant it as "Get off the subject of GOD"

But yet you discuss what your epitaph will be, isn't it all connected with God and religion?

[Sue K]

I saw a robin this morning while I was out delivering newspapers and thought of me... :D ...

[Sue K]

But yet you discuss what your epitaph will be, isn't it all connected with God and religion?

An epitaph. That's words about a person put on a gravestone or plaque or something, right ? That doesn't necessarily have to be connected to a higher power or religion. Imo, it's a rememberance thing.

Ooops, but we were told not to discuss God or religion. There is a subtle code about what subjects shouldn't be discussed at parties and religion is one of them.

[AndrewG]

But yet you discuss what your epitaph will be, isn't it all connected with God and religion?

It isn't connected if you don't believe in a religion surely?

[Steve6]

It isn't connected if you don't believe in a religion surely?

My comment has nothing to do with my beliefs, it's the thread I'm discussing. The moderators were saying it was off topic, but gravestones, epitaphs, are associated with religion, unless anyone can think of another purpose. I just don't see how discussing God and faith can be off topic in the off topic forum. It's more on topic if anything.

This thread is a bit of fun I suppose, so maybe I shouldn't be voicing my religious opinions to much. ;)

[wolfy35]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/abcd123wario.jpg

[wolfy35]

Feck me, I agree with Steve. I think I'll go lie down now ...

Sooner or later you had to agree with someone

[Wario]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/abcd123wario.jpg

Bitch deserved it :twisted:

[AndrewG]

Bitch deserved it :twisted:

I somehow doubt you would call her Bitch to her face. :lol:

[Steve6]

Pixie Lott why do I know that name from somewhere?

[Wario]

http://img37.imagefra.me/img/img37/7/9/18/warioloaf/f_126jmestmtm_f733d84.jpg

Pixie Lott why do I know that name from somewhere?

cause you smoke crack

[AndrewG]

Pixie Lott why do I know that name from somewhere?

Young British Pop singer, who is playing the Clyde Auditorium in Glasgow on the same day Meat was originally playing the SECC (next door), which caused a lot of confusion around here. Same age as Wario but better looking.

http://media.mlxxfc.net/pixie-lott-5.jpg

[Wario]

Same age as Wario but better looking.

thats not what you said to me in private ;)

:twisted:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/Deadringerforlove/WarioSmiley.gif

[Sue K]

Young British Pop singer, who is playing the Clyde Auditorium in Glasgow on the same day Meat was originally playing the SECC (next door), which caused a lot of confusion around here. Same age as Wario but better looking.

http://media.mlxxfc.net/pixie-lott-5.jpg

Oh ! She's cute. She looks like a Pixie Lott.

[Sue K]

Young British Pop singer, who is playing the Clyde Auditorium in Glasgow on the same day Meat was originally playing the SECC (next door)

http://media.mlxxfc.net/pixie-lott-5.jpg

Oh ! She's cute. She looks like a Pixie Lott.