Chris
09 Jun 2003, 20:29
When you have an accidnet in you vehicle, you have to fill in an accident report which is your chance to say what happened. Like these people did:
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up,
obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making
me unable to avoid the accident
I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face
I pulled out of a drive and into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up,
obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making
me unable to avoid the accident
I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face
I pulled out of a drive and into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
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