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So...
What's the worst one you've heard???
And the best??? And did it work???
Can I see the label on your dress? I just want to know if it really does say "Made in Heaven"
Sad or what
:lol: :lol: Like it, Chris...
My personal fave is:
' do you sleep on your stomach?, no?, can i???'
and YES...it did work!!!
Worst one has to be
'was your daddy a thief? he musta been, cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes...'
TACKY.....
Peat Loaf
09 Jun 2003, 00:42
Ever had an orgasm at 150 mph ????
Girl... No
Guy... Wan't one ??
Never failed
Pete 8)
mariella
09 Jun 2003, 00:55
Thank you for making me laugh! :lmao:
Mariella
"love the dress, it would really suit my bedroom carpet!"
"I'm Chris, remember that, you'll be screaming it later"
Hi, I'm Chris but you can call me...anytime you want!!"
Yes I have tried this lines over the past few years and no that isn't linked to my being single!!!
Testify
10 Jun 2003, 14:21
You lot are cheesy!!
Slightly OffTopic ... :))
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
:lmao: :))
The Flying Mouse
10 Jun 2003, 19:05
Well if you see a gorgerous girl at a party and go up to her and say I am very rich marry me,and your really poorer than a church mouse,is that breach of contract :lol: .
Rob The Badger
10 Jun 2003, 20:38
False advertising. :lol:
Hi, got any Yorkshire in you? Want some?
You got ya daddys phone number? I wanna say thank you!
original sin
10 Jun 2003, 23:27
:lmao: :roll: well I'm almost speachless
"Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name"
That'd get me anytime
The Flying Mouse
11 Jun 2003, 14:03
:twisted: The worst chat up line I ever tried(and no,it didn't work).
Remember the impulse adverts?
I was in a club in town where one of my friends ran the stand up comedy nights.I'm standing with some friends when I notice a young lady across the room.I suddenly have an idea :idea: .I run out of the club and jump into a taxi."Nearest garage please" I say to the driver.We get there and I buy a bunch of flowers."Take me back to Matthew Street".
I get back in the club and my pals have been wondering where i've been.They notice the flowers but they don't know what's going on.
I walk up to the girl with the flowers behind my back.I bring the flowers out and said....
Excuse me,but I couldn't help being overcome by the aroma of your deoderant.
She looked very confused,but flaterd 8O .
I went back to my friends who were laughing their heads off :lol: .
Later on when she was leaving she waved goodbye and asked if she could really keep the flowers.I told her of course.
I didn't get anywhere,but it was fun :D .
Testify
11 Jun 2003, 14:05
lol!!! thats v funny, wish i was a fly on the wall
R. may choose to remove this on grounds of taste but:
I love every bone in your body; especially mine!
I love every bone in your body; especially mine!She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
:)) :)) :))
tukayaway
12 Jun 2003, 14:25
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I keep having to walk past?
Has anyone ever used a chat up line sucessfully? Its much better to say hello, ask them if they are enjoying themselves and then buy a drink. Works for me! 8)
R. may choose to remove this on grounds of taste but:
I love every bone in your body; especially mine!
Chris - if you came up to me with a chat - up line like that, i'm afraid i'd hafta ask you to prove it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Heat
xxx
My god, I used a line and it worked!!!!!
I wnet up to a girl and tapped her lightly on the shoulder and said "Oh you are real then. i thought you must be a heavenly illusion"
Taking her to the pictures this week!!!
the worst has to be do you come here often. :( very sad.
oh i noticed mousies post :lol: you didnt tell me about that one darling :roll: ha ha collared :D
Baby, i know milk is good for the body, but how much have you been drinking?
Don't i know you? Yeh, thats right, you're the girl with the great smile.
I feel like Richard Gere, Standing next to the Pretty Woman
My friend, very strange dude, went up to some girl in the cafeteria eating her Chocolate cake (or whatever it may be) he taps her on the shoulder, she immediatly looked intrested, until he says,
DUDE, are you going to eat that? "spits on it" and runs off, with a slap in the face.
in the end, i gave her 75 cents to replace the cake she just lost, and we had cake every day for the next two weeks. after that well, i was broke, so no more cake for us. :(. oh well, i am going to try some of these chat lines, :lol: . except for this one just posted.
ChrissybabezNI
19 Dec 2003, 18:46
Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Use index finger to call someone over then say I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?
ugh lol
DIZZY DRUMMER
19 Dec 2003, 20:24
met my hubby in police bar many years ago.
I said - is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me :??: Very predictable & corny - but worked
been together 20 years - married 16
My EX-husband used the line "Who's going to see the man in the moon?"
After 23 years of marriage I never did see the man in the moon the lying, cheating, good for nothing, drunken, b***ard
Happy now though. :lol:
DIZZY DRUMMER
20 Dec 2003, 09:01
sorry plukie :cry:
glad you are happy now thou :D
Shellyb01
20 Dec 2003, 17:53
Not a chat up line as such ....
But me and my fella had been 'going out' with one another for 10 weeks when we were in the Krazy House in Liverpool and my little sister (well she's not little, she's younger, but still my little sister!!) anyway, she came up to us and said that her and her (now ex-)boyfriend we're getting engaged and so my fella (Paul) turned to her joking and said 'well, so are we!'
.... anyway, she ran off telling everyone, and he turned to me and said 'so do you wanna?' :oops:
.... what a proposal of marriage hey?!? :D Needless to say I said yes, and he did actually later on that night get down on one knee and asked properly in front of a packed night club!! :oops: :D :oops:
We've been together for five years now and married three, much to the shock of many people who didn't think we were going to last!!
We showed 'em!!
Shelly xxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. my sister is now happy with a better man and getting married in September next year, so it's all worked out nice in the end!! :)
I have a confession!!!
This evening in the pub I used the worse chat up line ever!!
Excuse me darling, would you like me to open the window?
I just noticed you were sitting there looking extremely hot!!!
airhead
13 Mar 2004, 15:23
I have a confession!!!
This evening in the pub I used the worse chat up line ever!!
Excuse me darling, would you like me to open the window?
I just noticed you were sitting there looking extremely hot!!!
Christopher, christopher christopher... You gotta be Romantic with the girls! Don't say stuff like that! Make them sentimental and sweet! And as a girl myself, they will be begging for you!
The cheesiest line i'v ever heard: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Christopher, christopher christopher... You gotta be Romantic with the girls! Don't say stuff like that! Make them sentimental and sweet! And as a girl myself, they will be begging for you!
The cheesiest line i'v ever heard: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Ok, three little points:
1. I normally am romantic - firm believer in the idea that roses and champers are good presents when you just have to treat the lady and not celebrate something.
2. The heaven line doesn't work. But, I did once get success by rubbing a girls shoulders and saying "O, they are shoulders, I thought they were angels wings!".
3. NOBODY and I mean NOBODY calls me Christopher!!! I hate the name Christopher with a passion!!!!!
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