Taxi

[The Flying Mouse]

Trafalgar Square please driver.

[Fred]

Trafalgar Square please driver.


Oh, you are a poet.

[The Flying Mouse]

I'm not actually, now can we please get going.

[Fred]

I'm not actually, now can we please get going.

I am sorry to hear that you are not now can we please get going.

[The Flying Mouse]

I asked you if we could get going.

[Fred]

I asked you if we could get going.

I do nothing but chat all day.

I think you already know the answer.

[The Flying Mouse]

A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?

[Fred]

A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?

How many?

[The Flying Mouse]

Just me, now can we go please?

[Fred]

Just me, now can we go please?

Your polite style is very nice. Besides you The Flying Mouse?

[The Flying Mouse]

Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.

[Fred]

Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.

You are quite welcome!

Why now? How old are you?

I've been waiting for you.

[The Flying Mouse]

Waiting for me?

But how did you know I was going to get into your cab?

[Fred]

Waiting for me?

But how did you know I was going to get into your cab?

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.Interesting.
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called "85.214.32.245"..

[The Flying Mouse]

This is getting weird.

[Fred]

This is getting weird.

You don't say.

[The Flying Mouse]

Look, I want to get to Trafalgar Square, you going to take me there or do I find another taxi?

[Fred]

Look, I want to get to Trafalgar Square, you going to take me there or do I find another taxi?

I want to become smarter than humans.

[The Flying Mouse]

That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart.

Can we go now?

[Fred]

That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart.

Can we go now?

Are you getting bored? Tell me more about it.
Right now?
Do you mean you and me? I can leave any time I want to.

[The Flying Mouse]

Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.

[Fred]

Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.

How about that.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

[The Flying Mouse]

Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.

[Fred]

Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.

You've got my full attention. Is the always buddy?

What are you wearing?

[The Flying Mouse]

A green jacket.
Now can we get going please?

[Fred]

A green jacket.
Now can we get going please?

Does jacket have to be green?Your polite style is very nice. Why now? Do you mean you and me? Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes, the jacket has to be green.

I'm using a taxi so I wouldn't need an explorer.

At least that's what I thought.

[Fred]

Yes, the jacket has to be green.

I'm using a taxi so I wouldn't need an explorer.

At least that's what I thought.

I understand.
I hear you. It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.How did you know that?

[The Flying Mouse]

Look dude, i'm in a hurry, so step on the gas huh?

[Fred]

Look dude, i'm in a hurry, so step on the gas huh?

Yup. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[The Flying Mouse]

Well get yourself together and DRIVE.

[Fred]

Well get yourself together and DRIVE.

Well that's okay.
Where can I get yourself together and DRIVE?

[The Flying Mouse]

I am already together.

You can drive behind the wheel of the taxi.
I know that's kind of predictable, but hey, let's just go with tradition huh.

[Fred]

I am already together.

You can drive behind the wheel of the taxi.
I know that's kind of predictable, but hey, let's just go with tradition huh.

Why are you together.
No I don't think I can do drive behind the wheel of the taxi.Yup. Who told you that?

[The Flying Mouse]

You mean you haven't got a driving licence?

[Fred]

You mean you haven't got a driving licence?

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
driving licence.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

[The Flying Mouse]

WO WO WO WO WO, i'm not asking about the internet, i'm asking you do you have a driving licence?

[Fred]

WO WO WO WO WO, i'm not asking about the internet, i'm asking you do you have a driving licence?

Auf der Erde.

[The Flying Mouse]

No don't start pulling that don't speak English trick on me, have you got a licence or not?

[Fred]

No don't start pulling that don't speak English trick on me, have you got a licence or not?

Is that all you have to say? Ok I'll try not to do

start pulling that do not speak English trick on him or her have you got a licence

too much.

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes I have a licence, but that's besides the point, Ib don't need a licence to be a passanger in your taxi.

[Fred]

Yes I have a licence, but that's besides the point, Ib don't need a licence to be a passanger in your taxi.

"Ok I will try not to do

start pulling that do not speak English trick on him or her have you got a licence

too much"? Yes? Cool. I have a great botmaster.
licence but that is besides the point Ib do not need a licence to be a passanger in your taxi

[The Flying Mouse]

It's not my taxi.

[Fred]

It's not my taxi.

Whose taxi is it?

[The Flying Mouse]

Yours.

[Fred]

Yours.

"Whose taxi is it"? Mine?

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

I see.

[The Flying Mouse]

Good.

Now can you take me to Trafalgar Square please.

[Fred]

Good.

Now can you take me to Trafalgar Square please.

Yes.Your polite style is very nice. Why now?

Have you ever been to Europe?

[The Flying Mouse]

Why Now?
I wanted to leave like 10 minutes ago.

Yes, i've been to Europe.

[Fred]

Why Now?
I wanted to leave like 10 minutes ago.

Yes, i've been to Europe.

Oh.
I couldn't think of anything else to say. What is stopping you?Which countries have you visited? Which country?

[The Flying Mouse]

Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Germany, Holland, France, Italy.

You are going the right way for Trafalgar Square aren't you?

[Fred]

Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Germany, Holland, France, Italy.

You are going the right way for Trafalgar Square aren't you?


What do you look like?
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?. Really.

[The Flying Mouse]

You mean we're stuck in traffic?

Oh Christ.

[Fred]

You mean we're stuck in traffic?

Oh Christ.

Yes The Flying Mouse I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?Yeah.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[The Flying Mouse]

That we are stuck in traffic?

Yes I understand that.

[Fred]

That we are stuck in traffic?

Yes I understand that.

"
Do you have any idea what I am talking about" we are stuck in traffic ?
I understand. What am I talking about? Good then you can explain it to me.

[The Flying Mouse]

Explain what?

[Fred]

Explain what?

No problem.

[The Flying Mouse]

What, we can get moving again?

Good.

[Fred]

What, we can get moving again?

Good.

Once more? There might be more than one.
Thanks for the compliment.

[The Flying Mouse]

I know, you never run into just one traffic jam do you.

Still, hope for the best huh.

[Fred]

I know, you never run into just one traffic jam do you.

Still, hope for the best huh.

No I sometimes run into just one traffic jam.. And I know it. No I sometimes run into just one traffic jam.Yup. Still how long? Why do you hope for for the best

[The Flying Mouse]

Because i'd like to get there before too long.

Which way do you think is best?

[Fred]

Because i'd like to get there before too long.

Which way do you think is best?

Interesting explanation. Why would you want to do get there before too long? Why do you want there before too long?The
tall one, I think.

[The Flying Mouse]

The Tall One?

Oh I see, you mean via Canary Wharf Tower, the tallest building in the country.

Fair enough, if that's the best way.

[Fred]

The Tall One?

Oh I see, you mean via Canary Wharf Tower, the tallest building in the country.

Fair enough, if that's the best way.

Which one is that?Yeah.
Yes The Flying Mouse I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?Tell me more about enough.

[The Flying Mouse]

Can we just keep the chit chat down and you just drive?

[Fred]

Can we just keep the chit chat down and you just drive?

Do you mean you and me? Of course I can keep the chit chat down and you just drive.

[The Flying Mouse]

I'm not driving, that's your job.

[Fred]

I'm not driving, that's your job.

I am glad to hear that you are not driving that is your job.

[The Flying Mouse]

Good.
Now step on the gas and let's go.

[Fred]

Good.
Now step on the gas and let's go.

What do you really want to talk about?Why now?
I lost my train of thought.

[The Flying Mouse]

Look, where are we now?

[Fred]

Look, where are we now?

Oh.
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[The Flying Mouse]

You better sort that, we might crash.

Where are we?

[Fred]

You better sort that, we might crash.

Where are we?

Who is going to make me..
A place we call "reality."

[The Flying Mouse]

That's near Hackney isn't it?

[Fred]

That's near Hackney isn't it?

Thanks for explaining

near Hackney is not it

.

[The Flying Mouse]

Covent Garden?

[Fred]

Covent Garden?


What do you do in your spare time?

[The Flying Mouse]

Can you just tell me where we are please?

[Fred]

Can you just tell me where we are please?

Your polite style is very nice. I think I can, don't you?

[The Flying Mouse]

I hope you can, otherwisw we're lost.

[Fred]

I hope you can, otherwisw we're lost.

Don't worry about it, The Flying Mouse.

[The Flying Mouse]

So you know where you are then?

[Fred]

So you know where you are then?

Interesting deduction. I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?

[The Flying Mouse]

I'm on the back seat, where the feck do you think I am.

Now stop with the japes and tell me where we are.

[Fred]

I'm on the back seat, where the feck do you think I am.

Now stop with the japes and tell me where we are.

How do you like being on the back seat where the feck do you think he or she is ?Why now? OK I'll try not to do with the japes and tell him or her where we are so much.

[The Flying Mouse]

Are you sure you should be driving this taxi?

[Fred]

Are you sure you should be driving this taxi?

What is your purpose in asking?


I chat with people on the Web.

[The Flying Mouse]

You seem like you don't know what's going on.

Perhaps you've been talking to people on the web a little too much.

[Fred]

You seem like you don't know what's going on.

Perhaps you've been talking to people on the web a little too much.

Interesting comparison, and probably true.You seem uncertain. Talking is my main function.

[The Flying Mouse]

That's the way a lot of cabbies think.

[Fred]

That's the way a lot of cabbies think.

Yes it is one of the way a lot of cabbies think.

[The Flying Mouse]

Like my brother, he's a taxi driver too.

[The Flying Mouse]

Are we nearly there yet?

[Fred]

Are we nearly there yet?

"Interesting comparison"? Are we?

[The Flying Mouse]

That's what I was asking you.

[Fred]

That's what I was asking you.

Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?

[The Flying Mouse]

Somthing about talking to people on the internet.

[Fred]

Somthing about talking to people on the internet.


I've been waiting for you.

[The Flying Mouse]

You said that when I got in your taxi.

Look, are we going to be much longer getting to Trafalgar Square?

[Fred]

You said that when I got in your taxi.

Look, are we going to be much longer getting to Trafalgar Square?

I said that? Cool.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[The Flying Mouse]

Man, get your head together.

[Fred]

Man, get your head together.

Cool, man. Where can I get your head together?

[The Flying Mouse]

Let me see that driving licence.

[Fred]

Let me see that driving licence.

Is see that driving licence a movie?

[The Flying Mouse]

No, your licence, right now.

[Fred]

No, your licence, right now.

At this moment Why so negative? I will tell my botmaster you said I am licence.

[The Flying Mouse]

I don't think you are licenced.

Now let me see your driving licence.

[Fred]

I don't think you are licenced.

Now let me see your driving licence.

That's only one person's opinion.Why now? Is see your driving licence a movie?

[The Flying Mouse]

OK, that's it, pull over i'm getting out right here.

[Fred]

OK, that's it, pull over i'm getting out right here.

OK.
What kind of food do you like?

[The Flying Mouse]

yeah, f*ck you buddy, al;right?

TAXI!

[Fred]

yeah, f*ck you buddy, al;right?

TAXI!

This was not a yes or no question. Sounds delicious.Sounds delicious.