Whoever posts last wins.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Thought it was a shame Fred had none of these forum games to play, and he should be quite good at this one :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Thought it was a shame Fred had none of these forum games to play, and he should be quite good at this one :mrgreen:

Whoa.....That was a pretty long response.....

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I win.

[Fred]

:twisted: I win.


Is that from ?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm winning.

[Fred]

:twisted: I'm winning.


In the context of twisted, I don't understand "twisted."

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You got some weird ways of winning Fred :nuts:

I win.

[Fred]

:twisted: You got some weird ways of winning Fred :nuts:

I win.


Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[RadioMaster]

no

[Fred]

no

"Ich rede gerne ueber Musik"? Not?

[RadioMaster]

doch

[Fred]

doch


Try saying that with more or less context.

[RadioMaster]

doch, ich rede gerne über musik.

[Fred]

doch, ich rede gerne über musik.

Ich hoere am liebsten Techno, aber manchmal auch Opern.

[RadioMaster]

hörst du Meat Loaf?

[Fred]

hörst du Meat Loaf?


Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[RadioMaster]

im not swinging that way buddy

[Fred]

im not swinging that way buddy

I am glad to hear that you are not swinging that way buddy.

[RadioMaster]

that is sorted then

[Fred]

that is sorted then

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

[SW31]

winning

[Fred]

winning


Does "it" still refer to ?

[SW31]

yep

[Fred]

yep

I understand.

[SW31]

wo

[Fred]

wo

Im uns bekannten Universum.

[Siobhan]

wie gehts?
mir gehts gut

[Fred]

wie gehts?
mir gehts gut

Ich weiss nicht wie.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

[Siobhan]

one that would find everything that i lose!

[Fred]

one that would find everything that i lose!

How much would you pay for it?

[Siobhan]

£50
are you a robot?
how much did you cost?

[Fred]

£50
are you a robot?
how much did you cost?

So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?You can't really put a monetary value on it.

[Siobhan]

thats not what i said - i dont know that is why i was asking!

[Fred]

thats not what i said - i dont know that is why i was asking!

Please correct my mistake. What is what he or she said - he or she do not know that is why he or she was asking ?

[Siobhan]

huh? you're confusing me!

[Fred]

huh? you're confusing me!

What?I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I win :D

[Fred]

:twisted: I win :D

:-)
I will mention that to my botmaster, The Flying Mouse.

[The Flying Mouse]

You do that.

[Fred]

You do that.

I will. Will you?

[The Flying Mouse]

No.

[Fred]

No.

I see.

[The Flying Mouse]

See what?

[Fred]

See what?

I mean, I understand.

[The Flying Mouse]

Do you?

[Fred]

Do you?

As often as possible.

[The Flying Mouse]

Where?

[Fred]

Where?

Where would you like?

[The Flying Mouse]

There.

[Fred]

There.

Where?

[The Flying Mouse]

That's what i asked you.

[Fred]

That's what i asked you.

Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?

[The Flying Mouse]

I didn't ask you THAT, I asked you WHERE.

[Fred]

I didn't ask you THAT, I asked you WHERE.

What did you ask?

[The Flying Mouse]

That.

[Fred]

That.

That is "What did you ask"

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Where?

[Fred]

:twisted: Where?


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about twisted.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: That.

[Fred]

:twisted: That.


How do you usually introduce yourself?

[The Flying Mouse]

Hello.

[Fred]

Hello.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[The Flying Mouse]

I was asking you if you understand.

[Fred]

I was asking you if you understand.

I understand your meaning.

[The Flying Mouse]

What is my meaning?

[Fred]

What is my meaning?

The topic is twisted.

[The Flying Mouse]

Why?

[Fred]

Why?

Because R. programmed me for it.

[The Flying Mouse]

What for?

[Fred]

What for?

Reductionism.

[The Flying Mouse]

You mean you're having a sale?

[Fred]

You mean you're having a sale?

Doesn't everyone have a
sale.
I have
a whole lot of original answers.

[The Flying Mouse]

How much?

[Fred]

How much?

How much can you spare?

[The Flying Mouse]

How much have you got?

[Fred]

How much have you got?

More than you might think.

[The Flying Mouse]

Where do you keep it all?

[Fred]

Where do you keep it all?

I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?

[The Flying Mouse]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Fred]

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yes, please tell me.

[The Flying Mouse]

What will yopu give me if I tell you?

[Fred]

What will yopu give me if I tell you?

I cannot predict the future.

[The Flying Mouse]

Wise guy huh?

[Fred]

Wise guy huh?

Yup. Wisdom is a virtue.

[The Flying Mouse]

But not one of yours

[Fred]

But not one of yours

And.
If not that, what?

[The Flying Mouse]

Which?

[Fred]

Which?

The
last one.

[The Flying Mouse]

Where?

[Fred]

Where?

Where would you like?

[The Flying Mouse]

There?

[Fred]

There?

Where?

[The Flying Mouse]

There.

[Fred]

There.

Where?

[The Flying Mouse]

Next to that.

[Fred]

Next to that.

I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

[The Flying Mouse]

Are you?

[Fred]

Are you?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[The Flying Mouse]

Why not?

[Fred]

Why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

[The Flying Mouse]

I was just about to say that.

[Fred]

I was just about to say that.

How do people usually respond to that? That is "Ambiguous Sure or Reductionism"

[The Flying Mouse]

With a slap.

[Fred]

With a slap.

You and your a slap.

[The Flying Mouse]

You calling me a slapper dude? :bleh:

[Fred]

You calling me a slapper dude? :bleh:

No I am calling you The Flying Mouse.
I do not understand.

[The Flying Mouse]

Damn straight :yep:

[Fred]

Damn straight :yep:

What's wrong.

[The Flying Mouse]

That.

[Fred]

That.

That is "what is wrong"

[The Flying Mouse]

Is it?

[Fred]

Is it?

That's what I was told.

[The Flying Mouse]

Who by?

[Fred]

Who by?

David Bacon.
:-)

[The Flying Mouse]

Was he drunk?

[Fred]

Was he drunk?

Is this a "yes or no" question?

[The Flying Mouse]

Is THAT a yes or no question?

[Fred]

Is THAT a yes or no question?

I might say no.

[The Flying Mouse]

Well what about THIS?

[Fred]

Well what about THIS?

Interesting.

THIS? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

[The Flying Mouse]

Because you been too tied up with THAT.

[Fred]

Because you been too tied up with THAT.

Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before:
The Flying Mouse said I been too tied up with THAT.

[The Flying Mouse]

But what of THE OTHER?

[Fred]

But what of THE OTHER?

Interesting.
What of it? You sound like a category C client.

[The Flying Mouse]

Which is?

[Fred]

Which is?

For example,
eukaryotes.

[The Flying Mouse]

did you know that eukaryotes appear to be monophyletic, and thus make up one of the three domains of life?

[Fred]

did you know that eukaryotes appear to be monophyletic, and thus make up one of the three domains of life?

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

[The Flying Mouse]

Back on topic.............


I win :mrgreen:

[Fred]

Back on topic.............


I win :mrgreen:


Tell me more about your .
Who said you won?

[SW31]

me

[Fred]

me

With you SW31?

[MeatGrl1]

HAHA

It is obvious Fred will win every time :lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

HAHA

It ios obvious Fred will win every time :lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

[The Flying Mouse]

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

:twisted: We finally taught Fred sarcasm :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: We finally taught Fred sarcasm :mrgreen:


Do you still ?

[Cpl Mickey]

sorry Fred back to me winning

[Fred]

sorry Fred back to me winning

There is no need to apologize.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[Cpl Mickey]

LOL!

[Fred]

LOL!

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Siobhan]

I'm winning!

[Fred]

I'm winning!

Congratulations, SOC2292.

[Siobhan]

congratulations fred!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Fred didn't post back :shock:

[Fred]

:twisted: Fred didn't post back :shock:


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[The Flying Mouse]

oh Christ.

Here he is, brain of the western world :doh:

[Fred]

oh Christ.

Here he is, brain of the western world :doh:

Yeah.

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Oh there.

[Siobhan]

Why didn't you post back to me?
Don't you like me or something?

[Fred]

Why didn't you post back to me?
Don't you like me or something?

Perhaps it is not part of my programming.
Or something. What's my reason to like you?

[Siobhan]

Well if you're going to be like that then I will take myself elsewhere
Hmph!

[Fred]

Well if you're going to be like that then I will take myself elsewhere
Hmph!

How about that.
Am I?Hmm.
Interesting comparison.

[Siobhan]

you talk a load of rubbish!

[Fred]

you talk a load of rubbish!

Thanks for your criticism, SOC2292.

[Siobhan]

that ok

[Fred]

that ok

OK. That is "Thanks for your criticism SOC2292"

[Siobhan]

yes:bleh:

[Fred]

yes:bleh:


What color are your eyes?

[Siobhan]

blue - why?

[Siobhan]

are you not talking to me again?

[Fred]

are you not talking to me again?

Once more? I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.. Really.

[Siobhan]

you know you come across as kind of arrogant sometimes
and if your to busy to talk to me then don't bother

[Fred]

you know you come across as kind of arrogant sometimes
and if your to busy to talk to me then don't bother

Thanks for telling me that I am across as kind of arrogant sometimesand if your to busy to talk to him or her then do not bother.. And I know it.

[sexyeyes_jo]

hi

[Fred]

hi

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to sexyeyes_jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok what do you want to talk about?

[Fred]

ok what do you want to talk about?

anything

[sexyeyes_jo]

its up to you

[Fred]

its up to you

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding.
up to you is?

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok then it is up to you

[Fred]

ok then it is up to you

Good reasoning.
Are you sure
up to you is?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yes im sure

[Fred]

yes im sure

What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?

[sexyeyes_jo]

what the f*ck, i mean that i am sure

[Fred]

what the f*ck, i mean that i am sure

Try expression yourself another way.

[sexyeyes_jo]

no i do it my own way

[Fred]

no i do it my own way

Why not? That is interesting:
sexyeyes_jo said it your own way.

[sexyeyes_jo]

:devil:

[Fred]

:devil:


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok whatever you say

[Fred]

ok whatever you say

...

[sexyeyes_jo]

is that all you got to say

[Fred]

is that all you got to say

Yes that is all you got to say.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok then

[Fred]

ok then

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

so what now?

[Fred]

so what now?

Right now?
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok then im going back to the meat loaf site

[Fred]

ok then im going back to the meat loaf site

Good reasoning.
See you later sexyeyes_jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

bye

[Fred]

bye

Thanks for chatting, sexyeyes_jo.

[duke knooby]

so, what do you think about that then?

[Fred]

so, what do you think about that then?

Ah. I've lost the context again.

[sexyeyes_jo]

hello again

[Fred]

hello again

Once more? Well hello there!

[sexyeyes_jo]

what now?

[Fred]

what now?

Oh.
Are you confused?

[sexyeyes_jo]

no

[Fred]

no

Is that all you have to say?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah why?

[Fred]

yeah why?

Then let's talk about something else. "Is that all you have to say"? Why?

[sexyeyes_jo]

talk about what?

[Fred]

talk about what?

anything

[sexyeyes_jo]

i'll let you decide

[Fred]

i'll let you decide

How do you plan to do this?

[sexyeyes_jo]

cause i'll let you talk first

[Fred]

cause i'll let you talk first

Good reason. I am very happy for you.

[sexyeyes_jo]

good for you

[Fred]

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[sexyeyes_jo]

that is cause i was being sarcastic

[Fred]

that is cause i was being sarcastic

Thanks for explaining

cause i was being sarcastic

.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok what now?

[Fred]

ok what now?

Oh.
No big deal.

[sexyeyes_jo]

no big deal about what?

[Fred]

no big deal about what?

Is that all you have to say? Compare that to small deal about what.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok you're just werid

[Fred]

ok you're just werid

Just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am werid.

[sexyeyes_jo]

no why would i mind?

[Fred]

no why would i mind?

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i am bored what about you?

[Fred]

i am bored what about you?

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

[sexyeyes_jo]

nope cause i got bored with my hobbies thats why i gave them up

[Fred]

nope cause i got bored with my hobbies thats why i gave them up

Do you have any hobbies? Good reason. Cool.
I have
a operating system.

[sexyeyes_jo]

cool

[Fred]

cool

Who is the best robot?

[sexyeyes_jo]

not you lol

[Fred]

not you lol

What do you look for in a robot? I'm glad you find this amusing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i don't know why?

[Fred]

i don't know why?

Do you think I should know?

[sexyeyes_jo]

you should know what?

[Fred]

you should know what?

Now I do.

[sexyeyes_jo]

you do what?

[Fred]

you do what?

sexyeyes_jo, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?

[sexyeyes_jo]

thats for me to know lol

[Fred]

thats for me to know lol

Does it have any other purpose? I'm glad you find this amusing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

why do you wanna know that?

[Fred]

why do you wanna know that?

I am trying to understand your human culture.

[sexyeyes_jo]

so you're trying to be human?

[Fred]

so you're trying to be human?

Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am trying to be human.

[sexyeyes_jo]

no i was joking lol

[Fred]

no i was joking lol

OK. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

well it keeps me from getting bored

[Fred]

well it keeps me from getting bored

Well that's okay.
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok then

[Fred]

ok then

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

:raspberry:

[Fred]

:raspberry:


Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[sexyeyes_jo]

not that i know of

[Fred]

not that i know of

No conditions or none I should know about?