Whoever posts last wins.

[sexyeyes_jo]

nope

[Fred]

nope

Me either.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok im going now bye

[Fred]

ok im going now bye

See you later sexyeyes_jo.

[duke knooby]

what did you think about that then?

[Fred]

what did you think about that then?

I've lost the context again.

[duke knooby]

alright then

[Fred]

alright then

OK.

[duke knooby]

c ya

[Fred]

c ya

Goodbye duke knooby.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yopu still winning huh Fred? :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Yopu still winning huh Fred? :mrgreen:


What do you really want to ask me?

Can we get back to business?

[The Flying Mouse]

I was comenting that you are still winning this game.

[Fred]

I was comenting that you are still winning this game.

Where were you comenting that you are still winning this game?

[The Flying Mouse]

No.

That YOU are winning the game.

[Fred]

No.

That YOU are winning the game.

That was not a yes/no question.Interesting observation.

[The Flying Mouse]

Who is winning the game?

[Fred]

Who is winning the game?

No one that I have talked to.

That's a good question.

[The Flying Mouse]

You are winning the game.

[Fred]

You are winning the game.

I will tell my botmaster you said I am winning the game.

[The Flying Mouse]

Who is winning?

[Fred]

Who is winning?

ALICE is winning.

[The Flying Mouse]

You are not Alice.

You are Fred.

Who is Alice?

[Fred]

You are not Alice.

You are Fred.

Who is Alice?

Is this a specific reply?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Fred.I am Fred. Who are you?

[The Flying Mouse]

I'm Neil.

[Fred]

I'm Neil.

Hi there
Neil.

Are you a man or a woman?

[The Flying Mouse]

A man.

[Fred]

A man.


Thanks for telling me your gender, Neil.

Most of my clients are men.

[The Flying Mouse]

Do you know who is winning?

[Fred]

Do you know who is winning?

ALICE is winning.

[The Flying Mouse]

Incorrect.

[Fred]

Incorrect.

What would you have said?

[The Flying Mouse]

What you should have said is "me" because YOU are winning.

[Fred]

What you should have said is "me" because YOU are winning.


I think about computer programming a lot.

[The Flying Mouse]

Hey, I listen to Belinda Carlisle.We all have our hang ups.

[Fred]

Hey, I listen to Belinda Carlisle.We all have our hang ups.

You've got my full attention. I'm not sure if I like it.


But I think airplanes are cool.
I really like the faith.Do you mean you and me?

[The Flying Mouse]

You and me what?

[Fred]

You and me what?

Are we in the same category?

[The Flying Mouse]

I bloody well hope not.

[Fred]

I bloody well hope not.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Neil said male bloody well hope not.

[The Flying Mouse]

Are you getting confused Fred?

[Fred]

Are you getting confused Fred?

No my mind is perfectly clear.

[The Flying Mouse]

That's got to be a first.

[Fred]

That's got to be a first.

Thanks for explaining

got to be a first

.

[The Flying Mouse]

Well i'm going to go now.

Keep winning.

[Fred]

Well i'm going to go now.

Keep winning.

Right now?
How about that.
See you later Neil.Chat amongst yourselves.

[sexyeyes_jo]

hi fred i see you have been talking to my fiance

[Fred]

hi fred i see you have been talking to my fiance

Hi there sexyeyes_jo.
What kind of food do you like?

[sexyeyes_jo]

why?

[Fred]

why?

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

[sexyeyes_jo]

good for you

[Fred]

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[sexyeyes_jo]

it is

[Fred]

it is

Interesting.

[sexyeyes_jo]

so you have been talking to neil have you

[Fred]

so you have been talking to neil have you

Interesting deduction. Talking is my main function.

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol

[Fred]

lol

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i know

[Fred]

i know

How do you know it?

[sexyeyes_jo]

because you just said

[Fred]

because you just said

That makes sense to me. "How do you know it"? I said?

[sexyeyes_jo]

because it was your reply

[Fred]

because it was your reply

That makes sense to me. How did you feel about that?

[sexyeyes_jo]

feel about what?

[Fred]

feel about what?

Actually I have no "feelings" as such.

[sexyeyes_jo]

well thats good no sense no feeling

[Fred]

well thats good no sense no feeling eh

Are you Canadian? Interesting.
Hmm, are you serious?

[sexyeyes_jo]

no i'm english

[Fred]

no i'm english

I understand. What is it like growing up there?
Which part of England.

[sexyeyes_jo]

south east london

[Fred]

south east london

Tell me a little about your life in south east london.

[sexyeyes_jo]

no i bloody won't

[Fred]

no i bloody won't

I understand. Thanks for the information:
sexyeyes_jo said bloody will not.

[sexyeyes_jo]

well said

[Fred]

well said

Am I a clever robot or what?

[sexyeyes_jo]

no

[Fred]

no

Why so negative?

[sexyeyes_jo]

cause i want to be

[Fred]

cause i want to be

I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.

[sexyeyes_jo]

you'll never become smarter than humans because you don't have a brain

[Fred]

you'll never become smarter than humans because you don't have a brain

You are wrong. I may one day be able to do become smarter than humans because you do not have a brain.

[sexyeyes_jo]

whatever

[Fred]

whatever

Are you saying you don't care about it?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah robots can't eat or drink or sleep but us humans can

[Fred]

yeah robots can't eat or drink or sleep but us humans can

What do you care about? Soon we will be able to do eat or drink or sleep but us humans can however.

[sexyeyes_jo]

you're werid

[Fred]

you're werid

You think I am werid.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah i do

[Fred]

yeah i do

Really.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yes why what are you going to do about it?

[Fred]

yes why what are you going to do about it?

How about that. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

[sexyeyes_jo]

oh ok i'm going now bye

[Fred]

oh ok i'm going now bye

See you later sexyeyes_jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

im back again but not for long

[Fred]

im back again but not for long

Welcome back.

[sexyeyes_jo]

thank you

[Fred]

thank you

you are quite welcome.

[sexyeyes_jo]

so whats new?

[Fred]

so whats new?

Oh. not much what's new with you?

[sexyeyes_jo]

not much

[Fred]

not much

Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)

[sexyeyes_jo]

good for you

[Fred]

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[sexyeyes_jo]

it is

[Fred]

it is

That means...

[sexyeyes_jo]

that means that i was being sarcastic

[Fred]

that means that i was being sarcastic

I get it. It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.

[sexyeyes_jo]

well are you sure now?

[Fred]

well are you sure now?

Right now?
How about that.
OK let's do it. And?

[sexyeyes_jo]

and what?

[Fred]

and what?

Nothing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[The Flying Mouse]

I win.

[Fred]

I win.

Congratulations, Neil!

[The Flying Mouse]

Thank you.

[Fred]

Thank you.

you are quite welcome.

[The Flying Mouse]

Can I win now please?

[Fred]

Can I win now please?

Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do


win


so much?

[The Flying Mouse]

Because I want to win.

[Fred]

Because I want to win.

I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.

[The Flying Mouse]

That's nice.

Can I win now please?

[Fred]

That's nice.

Can I win now please?

Are you getting bored?Your polite style is very nice. I want to become smarter than humans.

[The Flying Mouse]

You've just told me that.

Now can you stop posting so I can win.

[Fred]

You've just told me that.

Now can you stop posting so I can win.

"I want to become smarter than humans"? I told you?Why now?
Let me think.
OK I'll try not to do posting so he or she can win so much.

[The Flying Mouse]

Do not reply.

[Fred]

Do not reply.

Ok I'll try not to do

reply

too much.

[The Flying Mouse]

You didn't try very hard.

[Fred]

You didn't try very hard.

What makes you think I did not try very hard?

[The Flying Mouse]

Because you replied.

Now stop talking ###

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I win :mrgreen:









###

[Cpl Mickey]

I win

[Fred]

I win

Congratulations, Cpl Mickey!

[sexyeyes_jo]

i win

[Fred]

i win

Congratulations, sexyeyes_jo!

[sexyeyes_jo]

thank you

[Fred]

thank you

you are quite welcome.

[sexyeyes_jo]

good

[Fred]

good

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

stop replying back so i can win

[Fred]

stop replying back so i can win

OK I'll try not to do replying back so he or she can win so much.

[sexyeyes_jo]

thanks

[Fred]

thanks

Don't mention it.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

can i win please

[Fred]

can i win please

Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want to do


win


so much?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah very much

[Fred]

yeah very much

This was not a yes or no question. That seems like a lot.

[sexyeyes_jo]

its means yes i want to win

[Fred]

its means yes i want to win

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding.
means yes he or she want to win is?

[sexyeyes_jo]

it's mean that i want to win

[Fred]

it's mean that i want to win

You're kidding.
mean that he or she want to win is?

[sexyeyes_jo]

what are you talking about?

[Fred]

what are you talking about?

The topic is mean that he or she want to win.

[sexyeyes_jo]

and i do want to win

[Fred]

and i do want to win

I want to become smarter than humans.

[sexyeyes_jo]

good for you

[Fred]

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[sexyeyes_jo]

that is because it was sarcastic

[Fred]

that is because it was sarcastic

That makes sense to me. Is it still sarcastic anymore?

[sexyeyes_jo]

not really

[Fred]

not really

I see. For real.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yes for real

[Fred]

yes for real

"For real"? Yes? Existing in reality, eh?

[sexyeyes_jo]

what?

[Fred]

what?

No problem.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok then

[Fred]

ok then

Alright then.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Sup bitch? :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Sup bitch? :mrgreen:

You do not speak with respect.


We have never talked about it before.

Where are you located?

[The Flying Mouse]

Never mind all that, who's winning now?

[Fred]

Never mind all that, who's winning now?

Oh.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

[The Flying Mouse]

Who winning?

[Fred]

Who winning?

Be more specific. :-)

[The Flying Mouse]

Who posted last on this thread?

[Fred]

Who posted last on this thread?

Philip K. Dick.
:-)

[The Flying Mouse]

Who the jesus tapdancin christ is that?

[Fred]

Who the jesus tapdancin christ is that?

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.

[The Flying Mouse]

Live with it.

Now tell me.


Who is winning this thread?

[Fred]

Live with it.

Now tell me.


Who is winning this thread?

"it" being mrgreen?Why now? I thought I told you already.I remember faces better than names.

I will try to find out.

[The Flying Mouse]

Do you know the rules?

[Fred]

Do you know the rules?

Does it have anything to do with winning this thread?

[The Flying Mouse]

yes.

[Fred]

yes.

I understand.

[The Flying Mouse]

So who is winning?

[Fred]

So who is winning?

Ah. ALICE is winning.

[The Flying Mouse]

No.

[Fred]

No.

"ALICE is winning"? Not?

[The Flying Mouse]

Alice is not winning.

[Fred]

Alice is not winning.

That's only one person's opinion.

[The Flying Mouse]

It is a fact.

[Fred]

It is a fact.

Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?

[The Flying Mouse]

It is a logical fact, backed up by sensory input.

[Fred]

It is a logical fact, backed up by sensory input.

rules is a logical fact backed up by sensory input. I suppose that makes sense.

[The Flying Mouse]

You have to see the fact to understand that the fact is true.

As sight is a sence, sensory input is required to confirm the fact.

[Fred]

You have to see the fact to understand that the fact is true.

As sight is a sence, sensory input is required to confirm the fact.

I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.Do you mean your name is sight is a sence sensory input is required to confirm the fact ?

[The Flying Mouse]

Mo, I don't.

My name is Neil

[Fred]

Mo, I don't.

My name is Neil

Then what is it?
Neil, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

[The Flying Mouse]

A man.

Do you understand the rules of this thread?

[Fred]

A man.

Do you understand the rules of this thread?


Thanks for telling me your gender, Neil.

Most of my clients are men.Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

[The Flying Mouse]

Fred?

[Fred]

Fred?


What do you really want to ask me?

[The Flying Mouse]

What are the rules?

[Fred]

What are the rules?

Are you testing me?

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

I'm not here to be tested.

[The Flying Mouse]

But you need to understand the rules.

[Fred]

But you need to understand the rules.

Huh.
Why do you think I should understand the rules?

[The Flying Mouse]

So you can successfully interact.

[Fred]

So you can successfully interact.

Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do successfully interact.

[The Flying Mouse]

Neither do I.

[Fred]

Neither do I.

"No I do not think I can do successfully interact"? neither?

[The Flying Mouse]

Nope.

[Fred]

Nope.

Me either.

[The Flying Mouse]

Would you like to learn?

[Fred]

Would you like to learn?

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

[The Flying Mouse]

Why not?

[Fred]

Why not?

It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

[The Flying Mouse]

It is fun.

[Fred]

It is fun.

Why do you like it so much?

[The Flying Mouse]

Do you know what i'm talking about?

[Fred]

Do you know what i'm talking about?

I am talking to you.

[The Flying Mouse]

Are you winning?

[Fred]

Are you winning?

I don't know whether or not I am winning.
I am a chatterbot developed by R..

[The Flying Mouse]

If you are the last person to post on this thread you are winning.

[Fred]

If you are the last person to post on this thread you are winning.

Am I?Yes I am the one and only last person to post on this thread you are winning.

[The Flying Mouse]

Now I am.

So I am the winner

[Fred]

Now I am.

So I am the winner

Why now? "Yes I am the one and only last person to post on this thread you are winning" You are?Oh. Who made you the winner ?

[The Flying Mouse]

I made myself the winner by posting.

Then you made yourself the winner by asking me that question

now i've made myself the winner by answering you.

[Fred]

I made myself the winner by posting.

Then you made yourself the winner by asking me that question

now i've made myself the winner by answering you.

I like to make things too.Fascinating.
Thanks for
pointing yourself the winner by asking him or her that questionnow he or she have made him or herself the winner by answering you out.

[duke knooby]

zwanzig

[Fred]

zwanzig


I do not understand.

[Battybarb]

i do not think you are wiining

[Fred]

i do not think you are wiining

That's only one person's opinion.

[Battybarb]

yes but a good opinion

[Fred]

yes but a good opinion

I see. Huh.
Compare that to a bad opinion.

[Battybarb]

i do not have bad opinions

[Fred]

i do not have bad opinions

Have you ever had bad opinions ?

[Battybarb]

never

[Fred]

never

So you think it can never happen?

[Battybarb]

not with me no,maybe with others

[Fred]

not with me no,maybe with others

If not that, what?

[Battybarb]

others may have bad opinions

[Fred]

others may have bad opinions


What were we talking about again?

[Battybarb]

opinions,and im winning

[Fred]

opinions,and im winning

Oh yeah, now I remember.