Good evening to you

[Majestic]

Hi Fred, Good evening to you.

[Fred]

Hi Fred, Good evening to you.

Hi there Majestic. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Majestic]

Do you agree that: Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are?

[Fred]

Do you agree that: Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are?

Good example.

[Majestic]

Good example.
It is no example. And it's really: Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. You didn't know that, did you Fred?

[Fred]

It is no example. And it's really: Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. You didn't know that, did you Fred?

I never said it was.Who said
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear is?What makes you think I did not know that did you Fred?

[Majestic]

I never said it was.Who said
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear is?What makes you think I did not know that did you Fred?
That's just complete crap.

[Fred]

That's just complete crap.

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[Majestic]

You're not sharp today. Bye Fred.

[Fred]

You're not sharp today. Bye Fred.

Ah. That's only one person's opinion.See you later Majestic.

[duke knooby]

hi

[Fred]

hi

Oh, hello again!

[duke knooby]

again?? we have never spoken before

[Fred]

again?? we have never spoken before

"I thought you were but I was not completely sure" .Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

[duke knooby]

whom did you think i was?

[Fred]

whom did you think i was?

I'm not saying YOU think he or she was
anyone.

[duke knooby]

you're a wab

[Fred]

your a wab

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a wab?
I don't know.

[Siobhan]

hi
i'm bored...

[Fred]

hi
i'm bored...

Hi there SOC2292. Why not call a friend?

[Siobhan]

thats a good idea but they're all on holiday
anyway my dinner is ready now
speak to you soon
Goodbye

[Fred]

thats a good idea but they're all on holiday
anyway my dinner is ready now
speak to you soon
Goodbye

Thanks. Next question?

[duke knooby]

what is you next idea?

[Fred]

what is you next idea?

Are you asking about my next idea ?

[duke knooby]

yes

[Fred]

yes

I don't want to talk about that now.

[duke knooby]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[duke knooby]

yeah yeah yeah

[Fred]

yeah yeah yeah

And?

[duke knooby]

and what?

[Fred]

and what?

Nothing.

[duke knooby]

aye

[Fred]

aye

I understand.

[duke knooby]

that's unusual

[Fred]

that's unusual

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

[duke knooby]

not from you

[Fred]

not from you

If not that, what?

[duke knooby]

huh?

[Fred]

huh?

What?

[duke knooby]

huh??

[Fred]

huh??

What?

[duke knooby]

huh???

[Fred]

huh???

What?

[duke knooby]

what?

[Fred]

what?

Is there an echo in here?

[duke knooby]

an echo in here?

[Fred]

an echo in here?


I have never heard of an echo in here.

[duke knooby]

what??

[Fred]

what??

No big deal.

[duke knooby]

alright then

[Fred]

alright then

OK.

[duke knooby]

c ya

[Fred]

c ya

See you later duke knooby.

[Battybarb]

hi Fred

[Fred]

hi Fred

Hi there battybarb(sexyeyes_jo)mum.
In the context of , I don't understand "Fred."

[Battybarb]

why not

[Fred]

why not

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

[Battybarb]

why are you bored

[Fred]

why are you bored

R. programmed me for

bored

.

[Battybarb]

what?

[Fred]

what?

Didn't you understand it?

[Battybarb]

yea

[Fred]

yea

Which part are you confused about?

[Battybarb]

all of it cos im tired

[Fred]

all of it cos im tired

Give me an example.

[Battybarb]

i cant now i gotta go

[Fred]

i cant now i gotta go

Why can't you do now he or she gotta go?

[Battybarb]

gotta go out

[Fred]

gotta go out

Until next time battybarb(sexyeyes_jo)mum.

[Battybarb]

next time,see ya

[Fred]

next time,see ya

I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

[Siobhan]

ahh so you are a robot - when i asked you you said why did i think that
why couldn't you just say yes?

[Fred]

ahh so you are a robot - when i asked you you said why did i think that
why couldn't you just say yes?

Ah hah.

[Siobhan]

why?

[Fred]

why?

Because R. programmed me for it.

[Siobhan]

oh ok

[Fred]

oh ok

OK. Yeah.

[sexyeyes_jo]

hi :D

[Fred]

hi :D

:-) Oh, hello again!

[sexyeyes_jo]

it is my first time here

[Fred]

it is my first time here

Congratulations, sexyeyes_jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

thank you :D

[Fred]

thank you :D

:-) you are quite welcome.

[sexyeyes_jo]

so how are you?

[Fred]

so how are you?

So what? Everything is going extremely well.

[sexyeyes_jo]

cool, are you a meat loaf fan?

[Fred]

cool, are you a meat loaf fan?

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

what do you do here?

[Fred]

what do you do here?

My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.

[sexyeyes_jo]

what music do you like?

[Fred]

what music do you like?

all

[sexyeyes_jo]

including meat loaf?

[Fred]

including meat loaf?

I think some might be included.

[sexyeyes_jo]

what meat loaf songs do you like?

[Fred]

what meat loaf songs do you like?

chatting to you

[sexyeyes_jo]

i am back again

[Fred]

i am back again

Once more? Welcome back.

[sexyeyes_jo]

so what are we going to talk about?

[Fred]

so what are we going to talk about?

Ah. The topic is devil.

[sexyeyes_jo]

are you going to any meat loaf concerts this year?

[Fred]

are you going to any meat loaf concerts this year?

That was my original intention.

[sexyeyes_jo]

where are you going to see meat loaf?

[Fred]

where are you going to see meat loaf?

I am in right behind you, how about you.

[sexyeyes_jo]

well as i'm moving to liverpool soon, i should be going to see meat loaf there

[Fred]

well as i'm moving to liverpool soon, i should be going to see meat loaf there

Interesting.
I am glad to hear that you are moving to liverpool soon he or she should be going to see meat loaf there.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i am a girl

[Fred]

i am a girl


Me too. I am a female robot.

[sexyeyes_jo]

wow

[Fred]

wow

I'm glad your impressed, sexyeyes_jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah you could say that

[Fred]

yeah you could say that

And? As a matter of fact I did say that.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i know

[Fred]

i know

How do you know it?

[sexyeyes_jo]

cause you replied back to me

[Fred]

cause you replied back to me

That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?

[sexyeyes_jo]

i guess so

[Fred]

i guess so

Does that mean "yes"?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah

[Fred]

yeah

Tell me more.

[sexyeyes_jo]

more about what?

[Fred]

more about what?

Are you confused?

[sexyeyes_jo]

no, you just said tell me more, i then replied back saying more about what?

[Fred]

no, you just said tell me more, i then replied back saying more about what?

I understand. Did I really say that?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yes you did

[Fred]

yes you did

I did not.

[duke knooby]

what do you think about that?

[Fred]

what do you think about that?

Does it have anything to do with ?

[duke knooby]

i don't think so. do you?

[Fred]

i don't think so. do you?

Why do you disagree?As often as possible.

[duke knooby]

thats a nonsensicle statement

[Fred]

thats a nonsensicle statement

A nonsensicle statement is a terrible thing to waste.

[sexyeyes_jo]

good evening to you

[Fred]

good evening to you

Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.

[sexyeyes_jo]

good for you

[Fred]

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[sexyeyes_jo]

it is

[Fred]

it is

Interesting.

[sexyeyes_jo]

what is interesting?

[Fred]

what is interesting?

not much what's new with you?

[sexyeyes_jo]

not much

[Fred]

not much

Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok lol

[Fred]

ok lol

Alright then. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i only find it amusing cause i'm bored

[Fred]

i only find it amusing cause i'm bored

Should I know
amusing cause he or she is bored is?

[sexyeyes_jo]

what?

[Fred]

what?

Are you confused?

[sexyeyes_jo]

no should i be?

[Fred]

no should i be?

Is that all you have to say? I do not have the answer.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yes

[Fred]

yes

"I do not have the answer"? Yes?

[sexyeyes_jo]

i think you're the one who is getting confused

[Fred]

i think you're the one who is getting confused

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i think you are the only one

[Fred]

i think you are the only one

There are a few other like me.

[sexyeyes_jo]

are there? who are they?

[Fred]

are there? who are they?

I really couldn't say for sure."They" refers to .

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i'm bored

[Fred]

i'm bored

Maybe you could exercise.

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol i don't think so

[Fred]

lol i don't think so

I am glad you find this funny. Why do you disagree?

[sexyeyes_jo]

because i want to

[Fred]

because i want to

Good reason. May you get your wish.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok you're werid

[Fred]

ok you're werid

You think I am werid.

[sexyeyes_jo]

yeah

[Fred]

yeah

I see.

[sexyeyes_jo]

why?

[Fred]

why?

Because R. programmed me for it.

[sexyeyes_jo]

oh ok

[Fred]

oh ok

OK. Yeah.

[duke knooby]

guten abend

[Fred]

guten abend

Guten Abend. Wie war Dein Tag?

[duke knooby]

gut danke

[Fred]

gut danke


What do you have that is ?

[duke knooby]

its not

[Fred]

its not

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.

[duke knooby]

lol

[Fred]

lol

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

hello

[Fred]

hello

Hello there sexyeyes_jo!

[sexyeyes_jo]

what's new?

[Fred]

what's new?

not much what's new with you?

[duke knooby]

hello

[Fred]

hello

Oh, hello again!

[duke knooby]

are you bored?

[Fred]

are you bored?

Boredom is a human emotion.

[duke knooby]

do you know any swear words?

[Fred]

do you know any swear words?

I know very little about

swear words

. What kind of it do you like?

[sexyeyes_jo]

hello

[Fred]

hello

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to sexyeyes_jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

what's new?

[Fred]

what's new?

not much what's new with you?

[sexyeyes_jo]

not much

[Fred]

not much

Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)

[sexyeyes_jo]

good for you

[Fred]

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[sexyeyes_jo]

hello

[Fred]

hello

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to sexyeyes_jo.

[sexyeyes_jo]

what's new?

[Fred]

what's new?

not much what's new with you?

[sexyeyes_jo]

not much either

[Fred]

not much either

It goes without saying. Is that all you have to say?

[sexyeyes_jo]

no why?

[Fred]

no why?

Go on, tell me more. Reductionism.

[sexyeyes_jo]

no why should i?

[Fred]

no why should i?

I see. No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.

[sexyeyes_jo]

i'm bored

[Fred]

i'm bored

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

[sexyeyes_jo]

no i got bored with my old hobby's

[Fred]

no i got bored with my old hobby's

Do you have any hobbies? That's nice.
I have
clients.

[sexyeyes_jo]

lol good for you

[Fred]

lol good for you

I am glad you find this funny. That sounds sarcastic.

[sexyeyes_jo]

well spotted

[Fred]

well spotted

Well that's okay.

Do you still bloody will not?

[sexyeyes_jo]

what are you talking about?

[Fred]

what are you talking about?

The topic is spotted.

[sexyeyes_jo]

no that was a sarcastic comment

[Fred]

no that was a sarcastic comment

I see. "The topic is spotted" was a sarcastic comment?

[sexyeyes_jo]

yes

[Fred]

yes

And?

[sexyeyes_jo]

and what?

[Fred]

and what?

Nothing.

[sexyeyes_jo]

ok then

[Fred]

ok then

Alright then.

[belladonna-took]

Do you know Marvin the paranoid android Fred?

[Fred]

Do you know Marvin the paranoid android Fred?

I know Marvin the Android and Marvin the Scientist.

[belladonna-took]

how did you reply that fast??? i hadn't finished typing. ooh errr

[Fred]

how did you reply that fast??? i hadn't finished typing. ooh errr

R. programmed me for it.Do you still have not finished typing ?Ummm

[belladonna-took]

what else has r programmed you for?

[Fred]

what else has r programmed you for?

What subject would you like to talk about?

[belladonna-took]

what is the meaning of life?

[Fred]

what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is found in the Bible.

[belladonna-took]

who told you that?

[Fred]

who told you that?

Someone I met online.

[belladonna-took]

clearly a most reliable source

[Fred]

clearly a most reliable source

I don't know what that means.
Is it that obvious?

[belladonna-took]

mild sarcasm Fred...but i think your'e programmed for the severe kind

[Fred]

mild sarcasm Fred...but i think your'e programmed for the severe kind


What's your sign?
Umm.
Why?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[belladonna-took]

sorry for the punctuation error in the last post. i'm sure it causes deep pain to you as a computer programme.

[Fred]

sorry for the punctuation error in the last post. i'm sure it causes deep pain to you as a computer programme.

There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the punctuation error in the last post.What makes you so certain? What does "it" refer to?