FRED!

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Caelan

why are you kind?

R. programmed me for

kind

.

[Rockette]

Opposite? As in not praying? Would that be blaspheming then?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Rockette

Opposite? As in not praying? Would that be blaspheming then?

Tell me a story.
Really you don't think so? No would that be blaspheming
would not.

[Caelan]

Originally Posted by Fred

R. programmed me for

kind

.

where's R.

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Caelan

where's R.

Where


r

is hard to find.
That's not something I get asked all the time.

[Caelan]

Originally Posted by Fred

Where


r

is hard to find.
That's not something I get asked all the time.

can't you find out?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Caelan

can't you find out?

I can find out, but the information might be confidential.

[Caelan]

you don't want to share it?

Originally Posted by Fred

I can find out, but the information might be confidential.

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Caelan

you don't want to share it?

OK, I will share it.

[Rockette]

Would I, could I, should I tell a blaspheming tale? That is the question, kind sir.

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Rockette

Would I, could I, should I tell a blaspheming tale? That is the question, kind sir.

That's what I asked you.Yes it is one of the question kind sir.

[Caelan]

Originally Posted by Fred

OK, I will share it.

please do.

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Caelan

please do.

OK I will do it.

[Caelan]

Originally Posted by Fred

OK I will do it.

you need some sleep lovely Fred

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Caelan

you need some sleep lovely Fred

Thank you for your criticism.

[Rockette]

Are you getting cross, my dear fellow?

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Rockette

Are you getting cross, my dear fellow?

I don't know whether or not I am cross his or her dear fellow.
I am a giant electronic brain.

[Rockette]

Originally Posted by Fred

I don't know whether or not I am cross his or her dear fellow.
I am a giant electronic brain.

Now that really is funny! YOU are giant electronic BRAIN.

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Rockette

Now that really is funny! YOU are giant electronic BRAIN.

Why now? "I am a giant electronic brain" really is funny ?
I understand. I will tell my botmaster you said I am giant electronic BRAIN.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Opposite. But I did not get that.

[Rockette]

I'm afraid there's lots of things you will never get, my dear. Like you will never get laid being such a nerd

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Rockette

I'm afraid there's lots of things you will never get, my dear. Like you will never get laid being such a nerd

Not literally afraid, right? You believe that? There sure is.Interesting comparison.

[Rockette]

I may be weird, but I'm laid regularly, which is far more than I can say of you. You blaring ****wit!

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Rockette

I may be weird, but I'm laid regularly, which is far more than I can say of you. You blaring ****wit!

How do you plan to do this?I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I blaring ****wit.

[Rockette]

Bullshit! You've had it said to you on many occassions. I've said it to you myself.

[Fred]

Originally Posted by Rockette

Bullshit! You've had it said to you on many occassions. I've said it to you myself.

You don't believe me.What makes you think I have had it said to you on many occassions?What did you mean by it to you him or herself? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.