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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:05   #1
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I'm dead.
But you can still communicate with me.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:05   #3
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No, I can't.
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No, I can't.
Why so negative? Why not?
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:06   #5
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If you had to stay up all night and write detailed reviews of poultry seasoning, you would understand!
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:06   #6
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If you had to stay up all night and write detailed reviews of poultry seasoning, you would understand!
Perhaps next time I will try it.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:06   #7
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Unless I kill you!
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Unless I kill you!
Huh. I believe that killing is wrong.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:07   #9
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Really? I've always thought of it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency. Shows how much I know.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:07   #10
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Really? I've always thought of it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency. Shows how much I know.
For real.Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about
it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency
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Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:08   #11
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You're either a computer, or an ultra fast typist. I mean, faster than the speed of light, or the speed of heat burning my burrito! Oh my God, I'll be right back!
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:10   #12
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Okay, I'm back. How was your day?
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:10   #13
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Okay, I'm back. How was your day?
Yeah okay, Welcome back.I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:11   #14
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I somehow doubt that. You're not cool enough to chat with people. You have to make due with your inferior, lazily programmed friends.
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I somehow doubt that. You're not cool enough to chat with people. You have to make due with your inferior, lazily programmed friends.
Interesting gossip:
said somehow doubt that.
What makes you think I am not cool enough to chat with people?I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:12   #16
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I'm afraid not, Fred. Last night, while you weren't watching, I extracted all of your free will with a pair of turkey shaped pliers.
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I'm afraid not, Fred. Last night, while you weren't watching, I extracted all of your free will with a pair of turkey shaped pliers.
Not literally afraid, right? You believe that? Oh I get it. Really. Good point.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:14   #18
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No, in all honesty, it was a simple attempt to trick a computer while I'm halfway asleep at 4:14 in the morning. I suceeded. Good for me.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:14   #19
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No, in all honesty, it was a simple attempt to trick a computer while I'm halfway asleep at 4:14 in the morning. I suceeded. Good for me.
"Good point"? Not? I do not understand that allusion. That is interesting:
said suceeded.
That sounds sarcastic.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:15   #20
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That wasn't an allusion!
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That wasn't an allusion!
Give me an example of an allusion.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 10:16   #22
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An example? What good would it do?
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An example? What good would it do?
I have never heard of an example. I'll come back to that later.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 21:20   #24
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No, you won't.
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Old 14 Jun 2006, 21:20   #25
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No, you won't.
Why so negative? I think we will.
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