Quotes of the day .... - Page 9

Lord Kagan · 25 Nov 2007, 21:45

RJ says:
man id like to place my hand upon your ~~~~in sexy ass ans sqeeze

.........

**RadioMaster** · 25 Nov 2007, 21:49

that was a lyric you ~~~~~~~

duke knooby · 27 Nov 2007, 00:57

RJ says:
whats an orgasm?

Lord Kagan · 27 Nov 2007, 00:59

tut tut

mszee · 06 Dec 2007, 14:35

From TV commercial for early detection pregnancy test:

This is the most advanced piece of techonology you will ever pee on...

HUH????

SamCat · 06 Dec 2007, 23:42

We've got that advert here too!! Its really funny for a pregnancy test advert!!

mszee · 07 Dec 2007, 14:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamCat

We've got that advert here too!! Its really funny for a pregnancy test advert!!

Don't know about funny but it was damn weird to hear that...

snowy · 07 Dec 2007, 23:09

This is not exactly a quote but an action of the day.....
On returning to school today, I was informed of the antics of one of my form members who is currently having trouble controlling her temper.
She had her phone confiscated by her English teacher yesterday and rather than arguing she calmly walked out of the room. She returned a few moments later, picked up a bunch of keys from the teachers desk, walked out again and locked the teacher and the rest of the English class in the room and walked off with the keys.
As it was my line mamager who told me, I had to wait until later until I could laugh!

At least the anger management classes are beginning to work!

duke knooby · 08 Dec 2007, 13:45

its a cheap and effective way of almost killing yourself

**The Flying Mouse** · 08 Dec 2007, 20:28

Jo's mum - "Do you want a Kit Kat Neil?" (Kit Kat = biscuits, for non Brits)

Me - "Yes Please".

Jo's mum - "Here, keep hold of the packet".

Jo's dad - "That's like asking McDonalds to take care of your cow".

Sarky git

**The Flying Mouse** · 08 Dec 2007, 20:31

Fav comeback recently was in a discussion on wedding vows.

Me - "So what do you think of the word "obey" being dropped out of the wedding vows?"

Jo - "I'm not bothered, you'll obey me anyway".

**The Flying Mouse** · 08 Dec 2007, 20:34

One where I win for a change

Me - "You fat b^$tard, and it's not often I get to say that to someone else".

Jo's Dad - "I'm at my fighting weight".

Me - What the f*ck have you been fighting?Blue whales?"

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 Dec 2007, 03:01

After hearing the story of Jo's conception, I came out with this little ditty.....

Roses are red
violets are blue
half a lager too many
and out popped you.

This poem failed to impress Joanne

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 Dec 2007, 03:06

Can't believe Jo's dad came out with this one in the taxi on the way back from the pub tonight............

Steve - I was hoping for a Muslim driver tonight, are you a muslim?

Driver - Yes.

Steve - Oh that's good, you won't want double fair then.

You can't take him anywhere

duke knooby · 27 Dec 2007, 22:59

Poiteen
The reason this is banned is because there is no way of measuring the alcohol content and so drinking it is like playing a game of Russian roulette! Still a major favourite among the old and hardy Irish drinkers though, it is a cheap and effective way of almost killing yourself!

Lord Kagan · 29 Dec 2007, 02:30

you can measure alcohol content easily, tut tut

**RadioMaster** · 29 Dec 2007, 11:53

random insult to carl

Lord Kagan · 29 Dec 2007, 12:20

rude

Lord Kagan · 04 Jan 2008, 23:36

RJ says:
well, weve learnt a lot today
RJ says:
most of all that girls dont have balls

angelica · 04 Jan 2008, 23:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Kagan

RJ says:
well, weve learnt a lot today
RJ says:
most of all that girls dont have balls

Pardon??!!

SamCat · 04 Jan 2008, 23:44

Its not really a quote but theres a cafe at Twickenham station and when its closed the sign says "Shut Happens" it makes me smile!!

**RadioMaster** · 04 Jan 2008, 23:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Kagan

RJ says:
well, weve learnt a lot today
RJ says:
most of all that girls dont have balls

that was a quote you ~~~~~~~

duke knooby · 10 Jan 2008, 01:12

Jonty says:
your a wab
RJ says:
its true

duke knooby · 17 Jan 2008, 01:41

[MeatGrl1] 00:38: I am not sleepy though buit could play with my brand new toy for a few hours

duke knooby · 17 Jan 2008, 01:43

[MeatGrl1] 00:42: I didn't mean how it came out !

25 Nov 2007, 21:45	#201
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	RJ says: man id like to place my hand upon your ~~~~in sexy ass ans sqeeze .........

25 Nov 2007, 21:49	#202
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	that was a lyric you ~~~~~~~

27 Nov 2007, 00:57	#203
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,909	RJ says: whats an orgasm?

27 Nov 2007, 00:59	#204
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	tut tut

06 Dec 2007, 14:35	#205
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	From TV commercial for early detection pregnancy test: This is the most advanced piece of techonology you will ever pee on... HUH????

06 Dec 2007, 23:42	#206
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	We've got that advert here too!! Its really funny for a pregnancy test advert!!

07 Dec 2007, 23:09	#208
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	This is not exactly a quote but an action of the day..... On returning to school today, I was informed of the antics of one of my form members who is currently having trouble controlling her temper. She had her phone confiscated by her English teacher yesterday and rather than arguing she calmly walked out of the room. She returned a few moments later, picked up a bunch of keys from the teachers desk, walked out again and locked the teacher and the rest of the English class in the room and walked off with the keys. As it was my line mamager who told me, I had to wait until later until I could laugh! At least the anger management classes are beginning to work!

08 Dec 2007, 13:45	#209
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,909	its a cheap and effective way of almost killing yourself

08 Dec 2007, 20:28	#210
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Jo's mum - "Do you want a Kit Kat Neil?" (Kit Kat = biscuits, for non Brits) Me - "Yes Please". Jo's mum - "Here, keep hold of the packet". Jo's dad - "That's like asking McDonalds to take care of your cow". Sarky git

08 Dec 2007, 20:31	#211
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Fav comeback recently was in a discussion on wedding vows. Me - "So what do you think of the word "obey" being dropped out of the wedding vows?" Jo - "I'm not bothered, you'll obey me anyway".

08 Dec 2007, 20:34	#212
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	One where I win for a change Me - "You fat b^$tard, and it's not often I get to say that to someone else". Jo's Dad - "I'm at my fighting weight". Me - What the f*ck have you been fighting?Blue whales?"

25 Dec 2007, 03:01	#213
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	After hearing the story of Jo's conception, I came out with this little ditty..... Roses are red violets are blue half a lager too many and out popped you. This poem failed to impress Joanne

25 Dec 2007, 03:06	#214
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Can't believe Jo's dad came out with this one in the taxi on the way back from the pub tonight............ Steve - I was hoping for a Muslim driver tonight, are you a muslim? Driver - Yes. Steve - Oh that's good, you won't want double fair then. You can't take him anywhere

27 Dec 2007, 22:59	#215
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,909	Poiteen The reason this is banned is because there is no way of measuring the alcohol content and so drinking it is like playing a game of Russian roulette! Still a major favourite among the old and hardy Irish drinkers though, it is a cheap and effective way of almost killing yourself!

29 Dec 2007, 02:30	#216
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	you can measure alcohol content easily, tut tut

29 Dec 2007, 11:53	#217
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	random insult to carl

29 Dec 2007, 12:20	#218
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	rude

04 Jan 2008, 23:36	#219
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	RJ says: well, weve learnt a lot today RJ says: most of all that girls dont have balls

04 Jan 2008, 23:44	#221
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	Its not really a quote but theres a cafe at Twickenham station and when its closed the sign says "Shut Happens" it makes me smile!!

10 Jan 2008, 01:12	#223
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,909	Jonty says: your a wab RJ says: its true

17 Jan 2008, 01:41	#224
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,909	[MeatGrl1] 00:38: I am not sleepy though buit could play with my brand new toy for a few hours

17 Jan 2008, 01:43	#225
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,909	[MeatGrl1] 00:42: I didn't mean how it came out !