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Mega Loafer
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How shall I spend my sunday afternoon off this week? |
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Sweet But Sadistic
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Probably fixing my computer seeing as my brother's been at it!
Failing that then feel free to meander down here anyway...isn't that what you were hinting earlier? Why are there no purple mamals? |
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Mega Loafer
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Barney's purple!!!!
Is it possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies? |
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Sweet But Sadistic
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Hate to break it to you but Barney isn't real...despite what my goddaughter thinks...
I don't know whether it's possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies but I'd damn well like to find out! Q: How come clouds don't fall outta the sky? |
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Knicker thief
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sure is Chris
Should I lend Chris my Treadmill after all that indulgence?? |
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Mega Loafer
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Q. why does it hurt so much when you stub a toe? |
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Sweet But Sadistic
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Cos toes have a death wish that way
How come if you let your brother on the computer for five minutes you get 8 viruses? |
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the enchanted spleen
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Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
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cos some people, including me, have a curse that if they even ook at at a computer it breaks.
Why did blair have to win the election? Why??? |
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Knicker thief
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...cause hes the MAN!!
could there have been any other party to win?? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
![]() Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
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A. not this time.
Q. who will replace Michael Howard? (i want Boris Johnson) |
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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A: Darth Vader from the Dark Side
Q: I'm bored what shall I do to combat this? |
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Meat Loaf Rocks!
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Rock To Meat loaf....
Just got a new job so no need to continue college, although should i keep putting the effort in until i start the job?? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. you can never get enough education
Q. mmm doughnuts? |
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The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
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No thanks, I'm on a diet
Is my life really gonna get any better (yep I'm on a downer today!!) |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. no matter how bad thing seem, somebody is always worse off.
Q. peanut butter and strawberry jam? |
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Mega Loafer
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Strawberry Jam - Peanuts are the work of the devil!
When doing my paperrounds this afternoon - a disc of country mp3's or Musical MP3's?? (i haven't done a meat one yet!!) |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. country. then you can linedance your way through the round.
Q. will you answer this question? |
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Mega Loafer
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No
Q. What can I do to stop people thinking I am mad after they saw me line-dancing round my papers this afternoon? |
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Knicker thief
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Paper bag over the head will probably work
How can you tell if your depressed |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. ask somebody who knows you well.
Q. isnt sunny weather nice? |
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Sweet But Sadistic
![]() Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
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Yes
Q: If Road Runner went through a speed camera would he be in the picture? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. hmm let me think...
Q. do you want the scientifically calculated answer or a funny one? |
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Sweet But Sadistic
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A: Funny's always good
Q: Well? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. funny answer is no. but the coyote would.
science answer. roadrunner is based upon a real bird. doing some research the top speed of that bird is only 15mph so it wouldnt even set the camera off. Q. am i a geek? |
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Sweet But Sadistic
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A: Nope, you just know a lot of stuff
Q: Who hates exams? |
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