Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 5

Chris · 23 May 2006, 22:13

If I could interject for a brief moment, might you be around tomorrow afternoon sir?
Subject to me getting everything finished tonight and the gas man coming tomorrow morning, i may find myself at a loose end.

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 May 2006, 22:33

I certainly WILL be about sir

mszee · 23 May 2006, 22:35

uh oh...I smell off-topic...where are the mods???

R. · 23 May 2006, 22:35

How come I have the impression that this is the worst spam thread ever?

mszee · 23 May 2006, 22:41

This is not spam...it has a topic...it's a test...we're testing:

1. Mad Preacher
2. Smut

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 May 2006, 22:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

2. Smut

That's where I come in

R. · 23 May 2006, 22:43

Lies.

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 May 2006, 22:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

1. Continues saying nothing last
2. Who did you give CPR to? Me or my thoughts? If it's me...ummm...once again, it was good for me...if it was my thoughts...they are way beyond any CPR
3. Enough about him...let's talk about me!
5. Me too...but those are hard to come by...isn't it so? Unless you're better looking than I am...which ain't that difficult...

2.You.Was it as good for you as it was for me?

3.OK, Let's do that.What you wearin?

5.Well i'll give you a compliment.You certainly have patience

mszee · 23 May 2006, 22:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

Lies.

*Sits quietly in her corner of the padded room and bites her nails*

He bought it...he bought it not....

mszee · 23 May 2006, 22:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

2.You.Was it as good for you as it was for me?

3.OK, Let's do that.What you wearin?

5.Well i'll give you a compliment.You certainly have patience

1. Skip 1 - I am tired of this (example of my patience)
2. What happened to 2?
3. Dear sir: What kind of question is that??? Nothing, of course...I always post here in the nude...especially when I post from work.
5. Ummm...I guess you've missed all my posts about ADD and Short Attention Span...I am known as One Person Short Span Of Attention Theater

P.S. Another proof of my ADD - I missed two...I am trying to remember if it was good for me...I have to think about it...

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 May 2006, 22:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

1. Skip 1 - I am tired of this (example of my patience)
2. What happened to 2?
3. Dear sir: What kind of question is that??? Nothing, of course...I always post here in the nude...especially when I post from work.
5. Ummm...I guess you've missed all my posts about ADD and Short Attention Span...I am known as One Person Short Span Of Attention Theater

P.S. Another proof of my ADD - I missed two...I am trying to remember if it was good for me...I have to think about it...

I mentioned 2.About the CPR

3.We really need to get off this conversation NOW in a public forum

5.Your still here aren't you?

I've only just noticed your P.S.
What you mean THINK ABOUT IT

I don't know

mszee · 23 May 2006, 22:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

I mentioned 2.About the CPR

3.We really need to get off this conversation NOW in a public forum

5.Your still here aren't you?

I've only just noticed your P.S.
What you mean THINK ABOUT IT

I don't know

3. Why? There are no nudists in Europe??? And some people do have to clean up their mailboxes once in a while...
5. Yeah...but it's because I sat down and can't get up...
2. Alright, you win...I will no longer think about it...And if you don't know...how am I supposed to know? Especially something that you don't know...

L96 · 23 May 2006, 22:56

Smut! Lies! Sins of the flesh! Insults! Corruption! The time has come, the end of the world is nigh, repent and save thyselves whiel there is time, for surely there shall be no sunrise trhought he clouds of darkness that envelope thee, there can be no light through the sulfourous fuems of thine sins, bend thy knees and beg for grace, lest ye find thyselves in eternal agonies of misery.

mszee · 23 May 2006, 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

Smut! Lies! Sins of the flesh! Insults! Corruption! The time has come, the end of the world is nigh, repent and save thyselves whiel there is time, for surely there shall be no sunrise trhought he clouds of darkness that envelope thee, there can be no light through the sulfourous fuems of thine sins, bend thy knees and beg for grace, lest ye find thyselves in eternal agonies of misery.

Oh goodie...welcome back...I missed you...

L96 · 23 May 2006, 23:09

The role of shedding light and truth amongst the ungodly is not one to be undertaken lightly nor easily, for it is amongst sinners that temptation becomes great, and the power of the BabBazz may overcome even the most dedicated of minds. I beg thee, brothers and sisters, let go of the evil one, return from the darkness into the fold, or thee shall be nothing more than lost sheep, bleating through the night in search of a shepherd, and little taht the Loaf nor his gatekeeper Jim will be able to do to save thee, and thee shall be in fact lesser than the sheep, for the sheep have no mind nor soul to guide their path away from demons and destruction.

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 May 2006, 23:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

3. Why? There are no nudists in Europe??? And some people do have to clean up their mailboxes once in a while...
5. Yeah...but it's because I sat down and can't get up...
2. Alright, you win...I will no longer think about it...And if you don't know...how am I supposed to know? Especially something that you don't know...

3.Well yeah, I supose so, but we can't have them streaking through the forum

*glassy look in eye:
5.Great, a captive audience

2.Well if I don't know, why are you asking me?

mszee · 23 May 2006, 23:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

The role of shedding light and truth amongst the ungodly is not one to be undertaken lightly nor easily, for it is amongst sinners that temptation becomes great, and the power of the BabBazz may overcome even the most dedicated of minds. I beg thee, brothers and sisters, let go of the evil one, return from the darkness into the fold, or thee shall be nothing more than lost sheep, bleating through the night in search of a shepherd, and little taht the Loaf nor his gatekeeper Jim will be able to do to save thee, and thee shall be in fact lesser than the sheep, for the sheep have no mind nor soul to guide their path away from demons and destruction.

Alright...this is where I draw the line...if I am lesser than the sheep...and sheep have no mind nor soul...who am I? Amoeba???

mszee · 23 May 2006, 23:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

3.Well yeah, I supose so, but we can't have them streaking through the forum

*glassy look in eye:
5.Great, a captive audience

2.Well if I don't know, why are you asking me?

We have lost 1 and 4...I ponder the deep significance of that...

3. You can streak all you want through the forum...most people are just looking for Fire Ball...nobody will notice...And remove that shard of glass from your eye...
5. Captive??? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...baby....when did we switch to S&M?
2. I don't know...do you?

L96 · 23 May 2006, 23:22

The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.

mszee · 23 May 2006, 23:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.

Hahahahahahaha....

Great stuff...I think I will start copying and pasting it and maybe try to market it as a book...

And don't you be telling me that if I am nude and into S&M Mr. Steinman will throw a piano at me...he ain't the one who throws the pianos around...

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 May 2006, 23:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

We have lost 1 and 4...I ponder the deep significance of that...

3. You can streak all you want through the forum...most people are just looking for Fire Ball...nobody will notice...And remove that shard of glass from your eye...
5. Captive??? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...baby....when did we switch to S&M?
2. I don't know...do you?

FIRE BALL?WHERE?

*gets tweezers out to remove glass from eye*.
5.S&M, that's a bank isn't it?

2.I don't know if I know or not.What was the question?

L96 · 23 May 2006, 23:37

Does the corruption of thine soul know no boundaries? Ye shall be hurled into the abyss of fire, roasted alive by seething serpents, fire breathing dragons of the BabBazz torturing thee until the end of days, repent, avert this disaster, for the spirit of the BabBazz and it's spawn deceive thee, look to the Loaf, inspire, or suffer pain, as swords fall from the pointed piano of Jim on behalf of the Loaf and the vultures feed on thine carcass until they can gorge no more, whilst ye still breathe, in torment, never to be released by death, yea, though thee may beg for the ultimate release, thine impure soul shall chain you to hell on earth.

mszee · 24 May 2006, 01:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

FIRE BALL?WHERE?

*gets tweezers out to remove glass from eye*.
5.S&M, that's a bank isn't it?

2.I don't know if I know or not.What was the question?

We are losing numbers with the speed of lightning...I have to start new numbers. Everything has to be organized and in place.

1. Did you just streak while yelling "Fire Ball"? Cause that's what I would do...I would yell..."Fire Ball"!!!!!! and mooned all the dopes here...Geez...I didn't know you have a glass eye...put that back...
2. S&M is a bank...maybe in England. Here...it's something completely different...
3. Just think about it and it all will come back...just like that...watch me...

I sit in my living room thinking of you...and it's all coming back to me now...

See how easy it is?

mszee · 24 May 2006, 01:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

Does the corruption of thine soul know no boundaries? Ye shall be hurled into the abyss of fire, roasted alive by seething serpents, fire breathing dragons of the BabBazz torturing thee until the end of days, repent, avert this disaster, for the spirit of the BabBazz and it's spawn deceive thee, look to the Loaf, inspire, or suffer pain, as swords fall from the pointed piano of Jim on behalf of the Loaf and the vultures feed on thine carcass until they can gorge no more, whilst ye still breathe, in torment, never to be released by death, yea, though thee may beg for the ultimate release, thine impure soul shall chain you to hell on earth.

I wonder what ML would have said if he read this...by the way...AI is on in about 1-1/2 so there...I don't think it's the right AI yet - I think the right one is tomorrow...but I still have to watch...I actually watch and vote...one of those nutcases...

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 02:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

We are losing numbers with the speed of lightning...I have to start new numbers. Everything has to be organized and in place.

1. Did you just streak while yelling "Fire Ball"? Cause that's what I would do...I would yell..."Fire Ball"!!!!!! and mooned all the dopes here...Geez...I didn't know you have a glass eye...put that back...
2. S&M is a bank...maybe in England. Here...it's something completely different...
3. Just think about it and it all will come back...just like that...watch me...

I sit in my living room thinking of you...and it's all coming back to me now...

See how easy it is?

1.No.I was fully clothed at all times

2.I know

3.OK

i'm watchin

23 May 2006, 22:13	#101
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	If I could interject for a brief moment, might you be around tomorrow afternoon sir? Subject to me getting everything finished tonight and the gas man coming tomorrow morning, i may find myself at a loose end.

23 May 2006, 22:33	#102
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I certainly WILL be about sir

23 May 2006, 22:35	#103
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	uh oh...I smell off-topic...where are the mods???

23 May 2006, 22:35	#104
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	How come I have the impression that this is the worst spam thread ever?

23 May 2006, 22:41	#105
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	This is not spam...it has a topic...it's a test...we're testing: 1. Mad Preacher 2. Smut

23 May 2006, 22:43	#107
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Lies.

23 May 2006, 22:56	#113
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Smut! Lies! Sins of the flesh! Insults! Corruption! The time has come, the end of the world is nigh, repent and save thyselves whiel there is time, for surely there shall be no sunrise trhought he clouds of darkness that envelope thee, there can be no light through the sulfourous fuems of thine sins, bend thy knees and beg for grace, lest ye find thyselves in eternal agonies of misery.

23 May 2006, 23:09	#115
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The role of shedding light and truth amongst the ungodly is not one to be undertaken lightly nor easily, for it is amongst sinners that temptation becomes great, and the power of the BabBazz may overcome even the most dedicated of minds. I beg thee, brothers and sisters, let go of the evil one, return from the darkness into the fold, or thee shall be nothing more than lost sheep, bleating through the night in search of a shepherd, and little taht the Loaf nor his gatekeeper Jim will be able to do to save thee, and thee shall be in fact lesser than the sheep, for the sheep have no mind nor soul to guide their path away from demons and destruction.

23 May 2006, 23:22	#119
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.

23 May 2006, 23:37	#122
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Does the corruption of thine soul know no boundaries? Ye shall be hurled into the abyss of fire, roasted alive by seething serpents, fire breathing dragons of the BabBazz torturing thee until the end of days, repent, avert this disaster, for the spirit of the BabBazz and it's spawn deceive thee, look to the Loaf, inspire, or suffer pain, as swords fall from the pointed piano of Jim on behalf of the Loaf and the vultures feed on thine carcass until they can gorge no more, whilst ye still breathe, in torment, never to be released by death, yea, though thee may beg for the ultimate release, thine impure soul shall chain you to hell on earth.