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Old 12 May 2006, 10:33   #101
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Andy's objection in review minor made a pear closer than haywire
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Old 12 May 2006, 12:19   #102
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Vorsprung durch technik.
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Old 12 May 2006, 14:00   #103
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War prunes dirk takes nick.
Round the ragged rock the ragged rascal ran
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Old 13 May 2006, 01:26   #104
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Round rocked and rascal rapped
Objects in a rearview mirror may appear closer than they are
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Old 15 May 2006, 10:54   #105
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Objections raised by a minor may appear closed

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Old 16 May 2006, 01:38   #106
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Joe, the head punk, made me stay.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe

(real quote - Bob Hope)
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Old 16 May 2006, 12:24   #107
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It's tough but Dee Oat has been moving about with a giraffe
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Old 16 May 2006, 14:07   #108
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My knee his flower and flour is femme.
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Old 16 May 2006, 14:11   #109
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Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning
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Old 16 May 2006, 16:12   #110
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Let me sleep with you, I'll give you an very expensive diamond engagement ring in the morning
I would do anything for love but I won't do that!
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Old 16 May 2006, 16:15   #111
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I would eat anything for lunch but I won't eat that!
give me the future with a modern girl
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Old 21 May 2006, 23:37   #112
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i'm looking to get lucky tonight

How do you do.
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Old 22 May 2006, 10:51   #113
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Who do you do.
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
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Old 22 May 2006, 12:59   #114
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I'm full of melons and I want my mummy back
Guess who almost forgot another sentance to quote?
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Old 22 May 2006, 13:04   #115
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Cress and Almonds rotting together sent ants to Hypnobabe?
Have you heard Meat Loaf's Monster Is Loose?
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Old 22 May 2006, 13:15   #116
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Have you heard the best song in the world ever?
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Old 22 May 2006, 13:18   #117
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Them on her tooth and wow you're so uncouth
One with a twist and a bit of a spin
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Old 22 May 2006, 22:26   #118
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Old 22 May 2006, 22:29   #119
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Old 22 May 2006, 22:36   #120
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Old 22 May 2006, 22:40   #121
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This frame is spin and booze


You're funny...how come I've never met you before? Love your avatar too...
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Old 22 May 2006, 22:49   #122
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You sarcastic git.How dare you Thank god i've never met you before.Nice avatar though

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Old 22 May 2006, 22:51   #123
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Old 22 May 2006, 22:57   #124
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Please inform me why I am not inamoured with the 24 hour period between Sunday and Teusday
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Old 22 May 2006, 23:02   #125
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