Person above me (alternative version). - Page 42

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 14:36

Woke up one morning next to female gorilla

samurai7 · 14 Mar 2007, 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Woke up one morning next to female gorilla

(these are supposed to be lies!)

ambition is to BE a female gorilla.

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 14:51

Had once an intelligent conversation with giraffe...

*AndyK* · 14 Mar 2007, 14:59

Has never had an intelligent conversation with anyone.

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 15:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Has never had an intelligent conversation with anyone.

That would have been true except that I do like to talk to myself...

Likes to prance around in heels

*AndyK* · 14 Mar 2007, 15:18

Has the worlds largest collection of Police Academy film memorabilia

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 15:23

Has a thing for Joan Rivers

*AndyK* · 14 Mar 2007, 15:28

(yes, I have, it's called a baseball bat

)

Has swum the English Channel, twice

samurai7 · 14 Mar 2007, 15:28

is Joan Rivers' Mom.

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 15:43

Is Joan River's Grandpa

Lord Kagan · 14 Mar 2007, 16:35

Eats elephant for breakfast

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 16:37

Is really Kenny

Lord Kagan · 14 Mar 2007, 16:52

Once lived next door to a mammoth

**RadioMaster** · 14 Mar 2007, 17:04

once lived next door to Alice

samurai7 · 14 Mar 2007, 17:47

Smoked a bowl with Cheech Marin, overslept, and lost his job.

**RadioMaster** · 14 Mar 2007, 17:52

had motor trouble that turned into a struggle

samurai7 · 14 Mar 2007, 17:53

straddled a greyhound and rode it into Raleigh, but then got arrested by the RSPCA.

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 17:54

Had a wild love affair with Jennifer Lopez

samurai7 · 14 Mar 2007, 17:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Had a wild love affair with Jennifer Lopez

They're supposed to be lies!

Had a wild affair... with Jennifer Lopez's Mom.

**RadioMaster** · 14 Mar 2007, 17:59

is the long lost son of the michelin man

samurai7 · 14 Mar 2007, 18:00

smokes 60 Marlboro Lights a day

mszee · 14 Mar 2007, 18:02

Collects bark from the surrounding trees and smokes THAT

**RadioMaster** · 14 Mar 2007, 18:02

tells the folks back home this is the promised land callin and their big boy's on the line

(cant get that song out of my head)

samurai7 · 14 Mar 2007, 18:03

lives on the droppings of small rodents

**RadioMaster** · 14 Mar 2007, 18:13

lives in his own droppings

14 Mar 2007, 14:36	#1026
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Woke up one morning next to female gorilla

14 Mar 2007, 14:51	#1028
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Had once an intelligent conversation with giraffe...

14 Mar 2007, 14:59	#1029
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Has never had an intelligent conversation with anyone.

14 Mar 2007, 15:18	#1031
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Has the worlds largest collection of Police Academy film memorabilia

14 Mar 2007, 15:23	#1032
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Has a thing for Joan Rivers

14 Mar 2007, 15:28	#1033
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	(yes, I have, it's called a baseball bat ) Has swum the English Channel, twice

14 Mar 2007, 15:28	#1034
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	is Joan Rivers' Mom.

14 Mar 2007, 15:43	#1035
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Is Joan River's Grandpa

14 Mar 2007, 16:35	#1036
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Eats elephant for breakfast

14 Mar 2007, 16:37	#1037
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Is really Kenny

14 Mar 2007, 16:52	#1038
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Once lived next door to a mammoth

14 Mar 2007, 17:04	#1039
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	once lived next door to Alice

14 Mar 2007, 17:47	#1040
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	Smoked a bowl with Cheech Marin, overslept, and lost his job.

14 Mar 2007, 17:52	#1041
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	had motor trouble that turned into a struggle

14 Mar 2007, 17:53	#1042
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	straddled a greyhound and rode it into Raleigh, but then got arrested by the RSPCA.

14 Mar 2007, 17:54	#1043
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Had a wild love affair with Jennifer Lopez

14 Mar 2007, 17:59	#1045
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	is the long lost son of the michelin man

14 Mar 2007, 18:00	#1046
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	smokes 60 Marlboro Lights a day

14 Mar 2007, 18:02	#1047
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Collects bark from the surrounding trees and smokes THAT

14 Mar 2007, 18:02	#1048
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	tells the folks back home this is the promised land callin and their big boy's on the line (cant get that song out of my head)

14 Mar 2007, 18:03	#1049
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	lives on the droppings of small rodents

14 Mar 2007, 18:13	#1050
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	lives in his own droppings