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Promoted to Wario's spellchecker
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Ties a sausage round his neck so his dog will play with him
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Relentless
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Loses to the cat when playing subbutteo. |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Was once turned down for the position of local roadsweeper
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Relentless
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Is currently taking part in the latest series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
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#980 |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Likes to sit next to the office water feature during telephone conference calls with French people...
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Relentless
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Is dressed like Nora Batty.
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Has a pair of silky black pyjamas
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Relentless
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How do you know?
Hasn't used the hoover in years. |
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#984 |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Too true - I've got a Dyson
Hoards his toe nail clippings in a specially made jar |
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Relentless
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Covets said collection.
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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uses said collection in recipes which call for the use of coconut as it tastes better
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Relentless
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Has tasted how good the results are.
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#988 |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Secretly loves coconut but refuses to admit it because it'll deny him the opportunity to eat his toenails
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Mega Loafer
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Has a toenail fetish...yuck!
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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Has stocked up on nail polish remover just incase aliens attack us with nail polish
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Mega Loafer
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Thinks that nail polish is for mass destruction of Polish people
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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changes the colour of her nail polish every day to co-ordinate with her outfit
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Mega Loafer
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Changes the color of her eyes every day to coordinate with the surroundings...camouflage...
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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Ignored the receipe and chopped off her finger adding it to the mixture of a chicken and vegetable pie for flavour
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Mega Loafer
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Don't know what finer is in Dublenese...
Is monkey's uncle |
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Relentless
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Is the monkey
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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played Monkey in the old Kung Fu series
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Mega Loafer
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Likes to ride unicycle on his head
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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wished disco had never gone out of style
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Mega Loafer
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How did you know THAT??? I used to LOVE disco
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