29 Jul 2007, 22:35
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Sweet But Sadistic
 Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
Posts: 4,098
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Lol, she just comes out with the best random stuff. One of the reasons why I love her.
OK then, just to mix it up a little... "To speak ironically - your mum!" my friend Catherine when she was stuck for what to say. |
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31 Jul 2007, 21:03
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
Posts: 4,098
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To my housemate Shaun during an arguement:
"Stop talking to me with that face!" |
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02 Aug 2007, 15:58
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
Location:
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Posts: 7,686
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Seen on a T-shirt this afternoon:
Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught... |
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02 Aug 2007, 16:05
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 28.03.2006
Location:
 And you think you're down under???
Posts: 26,252
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Also seen on t-shirts:
Sarcasm is one of the services I gladly provide. If I gave a sh*t, you will be the first one I would give it to Today is not your day...tomorrow doesn't look good either... |
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02 Aug 2007, 16:07
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
Location:
Hitting the highway like a battering ram...
Posts: 7,686
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As we're onto T-shirts, one of my favourite T-shirt sites (T-shirthell.com - extremely offensive t-shirts also appear on this site - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!) has one for small babies that says "all mummy wanted was a backrub", and another version that says "all daddy wanted was a bl**j**" (but without the stars!!!)
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02 Aug 2007, 16:10
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The Monster Is Luce
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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Quote:
 Love it! Completelty inappropriate for a baby but I love it!  
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02 Aug 2007, 16:20
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
Join Date: 29.11.2003
Location:
Liverpool
Posts: 5,358
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saw a great t-shirt today that says:
I'm very proud of myself' and no i wasn't wearing it at the time. |
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02 Aug 2007, 16:21
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 26.04.2003
Location: Did I say that?...
Posts: 4,162
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Life's a bitch and then you die
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02 Aug 2007, 19:26
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Thread Killer
Join Date: 10.11.2005
Location:
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Posts: 1,140
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Hope that when my Hockey jersey and American Footbal Jersey
come through from .net that they sneak past customs! 
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02 Aug 2007, 19:28
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Thread Killer
Join Date: 10.11.2005
Location:
Livingston
Posts: 1,140
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Oh and I also hope that my passport arrives tomorrow cause I'm meant to be
flying to Madrid at 5 O'Clock! |
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02 Aug 2007, 21:41
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Hello Harry!!!!
Join Date: 11.09.2006
Location:
London
Posts: 3,086
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03 Aug 2007, 10:40
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 26.04.2003
Location: Did I say that?...
Posts: 4,162
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03 Aug 2007, 17:27
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
Location:
Hitting the highway like a battering ram...
Posts: 7,686
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From my personalized Google homepage:
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason |
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04 Aug 2007, 19:08
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Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
Location:
Masculine, Pennsylvania
Posts: 9,105
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"Principle Skinner and Miss Krabapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies ....... and the Baby looked at me"
- Ralph Wiggum |
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05 Aug 2007, 03:09
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Rock Star
Join Date: 09.05.2005
Location:
 The future...
Posts: 2,928
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a member of the audience at my gig tonight:
"There's only TWO Meat Loafs!" 
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05 Aug 2007, 08:24
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 30.07.2006
Location:
Hell, Michigan
Posts: 1,989
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Life goes by fast
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05 Aug 2007, 08:35
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Long Distance Loafer
Join Date: 17.07.2007
Location:
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Posts: 4,586
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My friends dad said to me, "Stop looking at me with that tone of voice!"
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07 Aug 2007, 14:31
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Relentless
Join Date: 21.11.2003
Location:
 Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side
Posts: 18,694
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I wasn't sleeping, I was having a nap!
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11 Aug 2007, 17:11
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Long Distance Loafer
Join Date: 17.07.2007
Location:
Perth, Australia
Posts: 4,586
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That's my Grandad's signature line!
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11 Aug 2007, 17:46
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.06.2005
Location:
I think!
Posts: 4,805
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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones |
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12 Aug 2007, 15:06
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.06.2005
Location:
I think!
Posts: 4,805
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it is a little voice at the end of the day that says, "I'll try again tomorrow".
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15 Aug 2007, 00:49
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
Location:
 some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos...
Posts: 15,778
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[SamCat] 00:45: How many online lovers does RJ have?
[sexyeyes_jo] 00:45: i will make sure he does greg |
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15 Aug 2007, 01:39
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Mrs Mouse
Join Date: 17.05.2005
Location:
Liverpool
Posts: 4,633
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im not asleep im just resting my eyes
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15 Aug 2007, 10:47
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.06.2005
Location:
I think!
Posts: 4,805
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Lives, like money, are spent. What are you buying with yours?
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15 Aug 2007, 11:21
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Mrs Mouse
Join Date: 17.05.2005
Location:
Liverpool
Posts: 4,633
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children should be seen and not heard
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