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I used to think that I look like that dinner plate with meatloaf on it with my old avatar...now I am starting to think that I look like a demented cat...time to look for a new one...
When you look at my left side...do you see me as if I am on line or not on line? How do you see me? Do I have a green light or a red light? |
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![]() ![]() ![]() 2.It's a "Carry On" joke.Everytime somebody says something rude, Keneth Williams says OOOH MATRON (that's how it seems anyway ![]() 3.I'll let you off just this once ![]() 4.It is a rather nice avatar isn't it ![]() ![]() ![]() 5 and now what? ![]() |
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2. Did I say something rude? Don't pay attention. a. English is not my first language. b. I am slightly retarded. People think I am joking and find it very cute...but it's true though. 3. I am getting better at it...Flying Mouse...Bat...duh... 4. I love this avatar...where this picture from - it's great! How close to you is it? Or do I want to know??? 5. Now we have s...oops...did I say that???? Did I say that??? Are you going to delete my post now??? |
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Forgot to ask who Kenneth Williams is...
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![]() ![]() ![]() 2.You asked where I wanted my medal pinning, and wouldn't it hurt if you pinned it THERE ![]() 3.Very good dear ![]() 4.This avatar was one of a set designed by one of the forum members.Well put it this way, my nickname is Meat Loaf ![]() 5.I wouldn't dream of deleting your post ![]() |
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2. Oh...well, will it hurt or not? I am still trying to figure out where I am pinning it...pinning it on the chest sounds so...banal?? 3. I am serious...it took me some time...I think it's something to do with my old age...gives a whole new meaning to the expression "old bat" 4. Ahhhh...wow...alright...did I mention yet that I am into big guys? 5. Well, I've posted worse...got a few warnings...but got off cheaply...not really...got off cheaply with mods... |
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![]() ![]() 2.On the chest suits just fine ![]() 3.Well i'm a daft bat ![]() 4.Then meet your new god ![]() 5.Got off cheaply with mods? ![]() ![]() |
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1. And half is equal to the other half. 2. Then on the chest you shall have it...here...*pinning a big shiny medal on FM's chest*. 3. An old bat and a daft bat...a fine pair we make... 4. Oh yeah??? Ummm...how godly are you? 5. Well, mods are very kind to me generally...I think most of them believe me when I tell them that I am retarded... |
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![]() ![]() 2.Thank you ![]() 3.We do don't we ![]() 4.I'm a saint ![]() 5.So are most of the staff ![]() ![]() |
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2. You're quite welcome... 3. Well...I say...I say...well, maybe I am not THAT old...and maybe you're not THAT daft...what do you say? 4. You most certainly are... 5. Difference here is...I am really retarded...they/you are just doing their/your job...(sorry, guys, jk)... |
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![]() ![]() 2.Why thank you :mrgree: 3.Perhaps not ![]() 4.Good of you to agree ![]() 5.Nobodys perfect ![]() |
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The proof is upon us, doomsday is here, for see how the desires of the flesh can corrupt the spirit and lead thee into temptation in the name of the BabBazz. Renounce thy wordly ways friends, for somm upon thee becomes a terror so intense, so great, that thine boots will shake with more force than a BabBazz high C, and thee will be left cowering in the pits of hell, with no more than rodents and insects for company, and thee shall be the feast of the aforementioned noxious critters, for they are malnourished, and seek the flesh of the disbeliever to feed upon, thus thy mockery shall return to haunt thee and follow thee through the endless of days.
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Death and destruction surrounds thee, as thy soul decays in a bottomless abyss of misery, the pleasures of mortality and fleshful fancifulness can only lead to the depths of despair, where hope shall die a lingering death, for the paths of lust are varied and scattered with pitfalls of Biblical proportions, once indulging in that sinful pleasure and anointing thyself amongst harlots, all grace and pardons are reneged and lost to thee forever.
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The sole good in the world comes from the divinity of the Loafdom, and ye who is indulging in sins of the flesh cannot see nor benefit from that good light, let alone wish it upon others, demonspawn, while the eternal blackness of the nose of the BabBazz overhangs thee with it's immortal nostril twitches and sniffs that shall inhale ye and devour thee whole, screaming in agony as hair-like fibres entwine thee and pluck thy entrails out in entirety.
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Lotus you are clearly not well.
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Lo, for the time is nigh, and then thee shalt come crawling on thine knees, seeking divine forgiveness, begging for ease from the torment of thy soul, for Loafdom is not mocked, thee may jeer and spit in the face of the true compassion and love, for it has served thee well thus far as the incidious BabBazz ensnares thine conciousness into the evil plan... yet who shall ye call for come doomsday? Thy cries shall fall upon deaf ears, for those that mock must be punished, the disbelievers and infidels destroyed in their sleep under heaving piles of toxins and noxiousness, afore they spread their bitter lies and wicked tales, infecting the earth with hatred and treachery, and thy soul shall never have peace.
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I didn't go to work today...I am sure they will not miss me...well, of course, they will miss me a whole lot more than I miss them... 1. The last word is always mine...Last 2. You're welcome...again??? 3. Definitely not...I'll tell you...if you catch me in the dark place and prop me against warm wall...you can still very well............................................. talk to me about weather and other random subjects. 4. I always agree...unless, of course, I disagree 5. Amen...but I still am... |
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![]() 2.It's always nice to be welcome ![]() 3.Meat Loaf, not random, but I do enjoy a natter about him ![]() 4.I see ![]() 5. And SO modest ![]() |
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2. True...*finds a great wisdom in his words and ponders it to death* 3. I can natter about ML from here to eternity...natter away... 4. I see that you see...but what do I see? 5. If nobody has anything good to say about you...say anything good about yourself. |
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![]() 2.*gives C P R ![]() ![]() 3.So, about Meat Loaf........... 4.Your computer screen? ![]() 5.I prefare compliments from other people ![]() |
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2. Who did you give CPR to? Me or my thoughts? If it's me...ummm...once again, it was good for me...if it was my thoughts...they are way beyond any CPR 3. Enough about him...let's talk about me! 5. Me too...but those are hard to come by...isn't it so? Unless you're better looking than I am...which ain't that difficult... |
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