19 Oct 2003, 22:13
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Mega Loafer
 Join Date: 27.07.2003
Location:
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Posts: 3,296
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Should I Run? I was so confused, I ran towards this thing with the whopper burger and..........
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19 Oct 2003, 22:34
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Invisible again!
Join Date: 30.06.2003
Location:
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Posts: 1,240
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and screamed I AM A VEGETARIAN
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19 Oct 2003, 23:02
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
Posts: 5,706
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...so can i just have the cheese off it then???
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20 Oct 2003, 00:57
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 2,580
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It was looking at me with a blank look in it's eyes
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21 Oct 2003, 12:24
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
 Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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he'd forgotten to take his prozac
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21 Oct 2003, 13:51
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Bald Mega Loafer
Join Date: 06.03.2003
Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece
Posts: 2,243
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Instead of Prozac he took........Viagra!!!!
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21 Oct 2003, 16:43
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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..and never laid down again...
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21 Oct 2003, 17:21
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 2,580
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...I didn't know what to do...
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21 Oct 2003, 18:51
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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and suggested...
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21 Oct 2003, 23:53
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Senior Loafer
 Join Date: 03.09.2003
Location: West Yorkshire, UK
Posts: 198
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he took a hot bath to reduce the swelling
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22 Oct 2003, 01:32
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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..but that made matters worse,and he was firmly wedged in the bath...
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22 Oct 2003, 09:22
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 2,580
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Time to get the butter out
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22 Oct 2003, 10:09
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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Its got to be Flora because it is full of unpolysaturated fats she said
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22 Oct 2003, 10:40
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Bald Mega Loafer
Join Date: 06.03.2003
Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece
Posts: 2,243
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But unfortunately it grows bigger and bigger and the butter didnot work!
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22 Oct 2003, 10:42
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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Call the Fire Brigade
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22 Oct 2003, 10:43
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Bald Mega Loafer
Join Date: 06.03.2003
Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece
Posts: 2,243
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But how? The telephone is downstairs! And he is stuck in the bath!
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22 Oct 2003, 10:46
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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quick reach for the mobile which is on the edge of the bath
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22 Oct 2003, 10:53
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Bald Mega Loafer
Join Date: 06.03.2003
Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece
Posts: 2,243
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He almost got it but hey! it fell in the bath!
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22 Oct 2003, 11:00
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 2,580
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I dialed 911.
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22 Oct 2003, 11:01
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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and nearly electrocuted himself at the same time
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22 Oct 2003, 12:58
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The Bat
Join Date: 23.03.2003
Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike.
Posts: 10,017
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...a passer by, walking the dog, heard the scream.....
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22 Oct 2003, 13:00
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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..and sent in the dog, which was a St. Bernard, and well used to rescuing people in tricky situations
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22 Oct 2003, 17:08
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
Location:
Red Deer, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 2,580
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The dog bounded into the bathroom.
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22 Oct 2003, 17:18
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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whipped off his brandy barrell and barked do you want a swig..?
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22 Oct 2003, 17:21
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line.
Posts: 16,104
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Don't ask stupid questions I said as I grabbed the barrell...
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