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The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
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The one with the biggest muscles (or loudest voice) at the time - well, that will be me then!
Why do I always get a cold when I'm about to deliver a lecture to 500 people? |
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Korg Powered!
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A: My seven year old son swiftly followed by Katie, one of the duo!
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Mega Loafer
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Someone Pleease help me, what is the last question?
I know, am So stupid somtimes |
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The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
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Well, no one answered my question Mariella so I'm upset
So my question is: why did no one answer my question? (you can answer Mariella if you like - pretty please |
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Mega Loafer
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I got confused, thought LoafStein had answered his own question about his twins with
A. I had not seen your question But to answer your original question: because it is very scary! Q. What color is you sweater? |
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Super Loafer
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Location: Sweden
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Pink today, about this shade
What did you eat for your last meal? |
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Mega Loafer
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A. Cauliflower - we call it bloemkool
Q. What are your plans for this evening? |
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Korg Powered!
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Meet my friend John and his new wife!
Q: What are your plans? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
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Mega Loafer
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Have a lovely evening, please! :)
A. Am having my friend, Helma over for coffee...and a few drinks. Q. The best things in life are ... |
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Korg Powered!
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Oh thank you...you too :)
A: Definately not free!!!! Q: So whats the most costly thing you bought (excluding home, car, bike) _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
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Mega Loafer
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A. This past year, not too may things (have been Good!)
Q. What do have for breakfast? |
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Korg Powered!
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Well, this last 12 months I lost 148 pounds in weight so I eat not very much. Generally nothing but sometimes i'll eat some smoked salmon because I love fish!!
Q: Do you know if Jim Steinman has recovered now? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ |
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Mega Loafer
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Very good about the weight-loss!...I noticed you have 'a thing' with fish.
I think Meat once bought a fish for Leslie before they were married - he found it very romantic...and delicious ofcourse! A. Yes, I believe Jim is on the road to recovery and has improved :) Q. Coffee or tea...milk, sugar? |
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The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
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Neither thanks - a diet coke please!
Why is it that we always choose a diet coke with a fattening meal? |
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Mega Loafer
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A. To have 'the illusion' we are on a diet.
Q. What was the most funny thing that happened to you today? |
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Lurker
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I fell on my butt in a packed train
is barbecue chicken the best food on earth or what?? |
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Mega Loafer
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No not really. Minted lamb chops and then its yes.
Parents evening, where should I hide, or should I go with them? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
![]() Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
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hide, always hide...
Q. what is the square root of -1?? |
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Korg Powered!
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A: According to my Windows Calculator its an "Invalid Input for Function" lol
Q: Why'd you ask the Q? _____________________________ Andrew W Keyboardist & Music Director http://www.fromparadisetohell.com _____________________________ Quote:
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Super Loafer
![]() Join Date: 09.07.2003
Location: In the clouds
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A - Surely the square root of 1 is 1. As 1 x 1 = 1.
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Mega Loafer
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Sorry to go back but there is no square root to -1 because if you times a number by itself it becomes positive even if it is a minus.
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Knicker thief
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I think it's definately all PYE
Q: Doner and Shish Kebab 4 dinner 2nite?? |
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Hell yeah! Thets what im having too
Lamb doner, plenty of hot sauce and haagen daz for dessert whats the french word for prescription? We've been arguing over this for days in the pharmacy |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
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A. just say prescription with a french accent (true i looked it up)
Q. nobody has heard of imaginary numbers then?? |
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the enchanted spleen
![]() Join Date: 12.02.2004
Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
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My imaginary friend says he uses imaginary numbers.
Why can't i keep my temper? |
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