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Old 01 Aug 2006, 19:00   #6676
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Right back attcha baby



Hun...I think I need...ummm...what is it called again???

Oh yeah....
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Old 01 Aug 2006, 21:50   #6677
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A sledgehammer?

You know what I put in my sledgehammers?

You seen the last guy who drank one of my sledghammers?

He's still in quarantine
No no, a "sledgehammer". Large, unwieldy implement, useful for solving computer issues.

Given I didn't get any form of sledgehammer *or* my drink, is the B&B refusing service?
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Old 01 Aug 2006, 22:11   #6678
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Weak tea please, milk, two sugars
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 01:17   #6679
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*THUMP*

Hypnobabe passes out from dehydration....
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 03:07   #6680
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Me thinks landlord has sampled too many of his wares...

One drink for Lotus - sorry, dear...no sledgehammers in the Pub...forbidden by Council Rules and Regulations (See that huge book on the table in the corner???)

One weak tea, milk and 2 sugars for Jan...

And, Hypnobabe, dear dear Hypnobabe...sorry for the neglect...Here is your red bull!!!

Did I take care of everybody???

And for every lovely lady...



Please come again!!!
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 17:39   #6681
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Thanks very much mszee... take one or two for yourself, my lovely...
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 18:21   #6682
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Thanks very much mszee... take one or two for yourself, my lovely...
Thanks...can use a drink...had to come back from the holiday...

Landlord is indisposed again...

Too much of...

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Old 02 Aug 2006, 18:41   #6683
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gimmee gimmee a drink b4 midnight
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 18:46   #6684
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gimmee gimmee a drink b4 midnight

*Looks at her watch...*

Whew...just made it before midnight!!!

Here is your drink!!!

*The clock strikes midnight and Cinderella promptly turns into a pumpkin*

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Old 02 Aug 2006, 19:54   #6685
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*pops in for a quick drink*

one beer please hun..

take care
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 19:59   #6686
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Quick beer coming up!!!
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 20:00   #6687
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Quick beer coming up!!!
that was quick beer what is it..give me another
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 20:03   #6688
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Taking a break from my other job...that's why quick...

Here is another one - this one on the house!!!
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 20:09   #6689
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Taking a break from my other job...that's why quick...

Here is another one - this one on the house!!!
thanks hun..
have one of those quickies yourself

now I gotto go working again...
some stupid thing someone invented..doing the dishes..
I think someday I only buy plastic plates..
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 20:15   #6690
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Dishes???????

What's dishes????

There is definite advantage to working in a VIRTUAL pub...
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 20:51   #6691
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Could i get a Malibu, don't know if i want coke with it tho
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 21:14   #6692
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Could i get a Malibu, don't know if i want coke with it tho
Well, Benny...make up your mind...

Still and all...may I see some ID???
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 22:31   #6693
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can i have cola/ameretto mixed please??????? i need it....
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 22:46   #6694
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can i have cola/ameretto mixed please??????? i need it....
OMG...

Here you go...

Cola/Amaretto mixed with a double shot of espresso!!!!

Now we can chat all night...
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Old 02 Aug 2006, 23:38   #6695
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May I please have a beer, two vodkas, and some heavy duty painkillers? Thank you.
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Old 03 Aug 2006, 00:13   #6696
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And all this cheerfully delivered too!!!
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Old 03 Aug 2006, 00:20   #6697
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Please, how about one of my specials, while I finish up here, and head home to seclusion away from the heat.

Thanks a million.
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Old 03 Aug 2006, 00:32   #6698
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Sorry...still have to clean around here...

Here you go...

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Old 03 Aug 2006, 09:34   #6699
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Beer, vodka and Codeine, in unlimited quantities, please.
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Old 03 Aug 2006, 09:36   #6700
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a black coffee please..that will do for now.. I hope..
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