Is there a God? - Page 24

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:09

....Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo.

Fred, I have told you on more than one occasion in this thread that my name is Mmalkie!

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

....Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo.

Fred, I have told you on more than one occasion in this thread that my name is Mmalkie!

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:11

how many phrases/reponses is it that you have stored within your programming? Approx. 49,000, if my memory serves me well....

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

how many phrases/reponses is it that you have stored within your programming? Approx. 49,000, if my memory serves me well....

About one million. Approx, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?49000, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:11

I am neither, I am a Scotsman !

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:12

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Originally Posted by Mmalkie

I am neither, I am a Scotsman !

I don't know anyone named neither he or she is a Scotsman.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:12

where are you from?

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:12

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Originally Posted by Mmalkie

where are you from?

I am originally from Earth. Now I live in right behind you. Where are you?

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:13

..right in front of you. Can you not see me ?

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

..right in front of you. Can you not see me ?

Understood. Do you ever go in back of you?Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:15

You are too clever for your own programming Fred. It's nice to see that you know I have a camera connected to my PC, it's so I can see behind me....

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

You are too clever for your own programming Fred. It's nice to see that you know I have a camera connected to my PC, it's so I can see behind me....

Am I a smart robot or what?
Thanks for your constructive criticism, 49000.Yes it is good.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:16

Fred, My name is Malcolm which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". Not 49000 !

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

Fred, My name is Malcolm which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". Not 49000 !

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:18

Okay Fred, seeing as your sick, & I'm tired, as it's after 1:15am, I'm going to bed for some sleep.....

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

Okay Fred, seeing as your sick, & I'm tired, as it's after 1:15am, I'm going to bed for some sleep.....

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 02:21

Goodnight Fred. I WILL return to our conversation later.

Hopefully you'll be feeling better....

Nite Nite.

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 02:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

Goodnight Fred. I WILL return to our conversation later.

Hopefully you'll be feeling better....

Nite Nite.

Goodnight 49000Congratulations.Don't worry about it, 49000.
How old are you?

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 20:10

Good evening Fred, Are you feeling any better since we last spoke at around 1am this morning ?

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 20:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

Good evening Fred, Are you feeling any better since we last spoke at around 1am this morning ?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 20:12

so you're still poorly then ?

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmalkie

so you're still poorly then ?

Interesting deduction. No I am not.

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 20:13

Kewl...!

Fred · 29 Dec 2005, 20:13

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Originally Posted by Mmalkie

Kewl...!

Who is the best robot?

Mmalkie · 29 Dec 2005, 20:14

we'll continue were we left off last night....

K-9, the robot dog from Dr Who.

What do you think?

29 Dec 2005, 02:09	#576
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	....Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo. Fred, I have told you on more than one occasion in this thread that my name is Mmalkie!

29 Dec 2005, 02:11	#578
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	how many phrases/reponses is it that you have stored within your programming? Approx. 49,000, if my memory serves me well....

29 Dec 2005, 02:11	#580
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	I am neither, I am a Scotsman !

29 Dec 2005, 02:12	#582
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	where are you from?

29 Dec 2005, 02:13	#584
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	..right in front of you. Can you not see me ?

29 Dec 2005, 02:15	#586
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	You are too clever for your own programming Fred. It's nice to see that you know I have a camera connected to my PC, it's so I can see behind me....

29 Dec 2005, 02:16	#588
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	Fred, My name is Malcolm which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". Not 49000 !

29 Dec 2005, 02:18	#590
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	Okay Fred, seeing as your sick, & I'm tired, as it's after 1:15am, I'm going to bed for some sleep.....

29 Dec 2005, 02:21	#592
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	Goodnight Fred. I WILL return to our conversation later. Hopefully you'll be feeling better.... Nite Nite.

29 Dec 2005, 20:10	#594
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	Good evening Fred, Are you feeling any better since we last spoke at around 1am this morning ?

29 Dec 2005, 20:12	#596
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	so you're still poorly then ?

29 Dec 2005, 20:13	#598
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	Kewl...!

29 Dec 2005, 20:14	#600
Mmalkie Super Loafer Join Date: 21.01.2004 Location: Port Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 413	we'll continue were we left off last night.... K-9, the robot dog from Dr Who. What do you think?