Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 238

**The Flying Mouse** · 06 Jun 2006, 02:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

You have to check you vision, darling...otherwise known as Mr. Green...I think I need a new avatar or I will die thinking that I am the ugliest bat there was...

Well you are always the loveliest of Loaferettes to me my love

mszee · 06 Jun 2006, 02:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Certainly, any requests?

Sing us a song...you're the piano man...

Sing us a song tonight...

For we all in a mood for a melody...

And you've got us feeling alright...

mszee · 06 Jun 2006, 02:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well you are always the loveliest of Loaferettes to me my love

You play Blind Before I Stop and the Goven'r will sing...how's that?

**The Flying Mouse** · 06 Jun 2006, 03:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

You play Blind Before I Stop and the Goven'r will sing...how's that?

How about I sing.............

Oh my darling, you look wonderful tonight...............

hic, oh excuse me

Cathie · 06 Jun 2006, 04:09

Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both.

Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!

**The Flying Mouse** · 06 Jun 2006, 05:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cathie

Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both.

Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!

Comin right up miss

mszee · 06 Jun 2006, 15:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

How about I sing.............

Oh my darling, you look wonderful tonight...............

hic, oh excuse me

And that's what you call Blind Before I Stop?

Where is romance, darling???

mszee · 06 Jun 2006, 15:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cathie

Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both.

Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!

Wouldn't vodka assist with sleep much better???

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 03:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Wouldn't vodka assist with sleep much better???

Now THIS is a barmaid

hayley · 07 Jun 2006, 03:16

anyone serving i need something to help me sleep lol hmm what goes well with sleeping pills??????

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 03:34

Well, we've had many birthdays, and even a wedding held here at The Bat, but right now is the first funeral wake the Bat has ever held.

God bless you our Minty XXX
Love ya baby

And may you ROCK ON FOREVER.

And apart from the recently deceased, I also call a toast to my Great Uncle Billy, who passes on some years ago, and who was my own personal HERO, and whome I still miss very very much

.

*settles in the corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels, amd some great memories*

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 03:41

Now enough of this sentimental bull

This is a HOWARD funeral

WHO WANT'S A FECKING BEER?????????????????????????

hayley · 07 Jun 2006, 03:44

send one my way.......

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 03:52

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Originally Posted by hayley

send one my way.......

SOLD

L96 · 07 Jun 2006, 11:04

I'd love a beer, please, Mouse...serve at your own risk, I've been banned from alcomohol.

Um, dumb question, but who on earth is Minty?

Caelan · 07 Jun 2006, 11:15

a beer ..yeah I'd like that too even if it's pretty early out here at the moment..

Hypnobabe · 07 Jun 2006, 11:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Um, dumb question, but who on earth is Minty?

Glad I'm not the only one wondering that...

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 11:58

Minty = Family nickname of the person we cremated yesterday.

Anyway, beer all round

L96 · 07 Jun 2006, 12:02

Hmmm.

There is no smiley for this one, the closest is

and the only thing that has I want is the tears.

Have a double Jack's on me.

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 12:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Hmmm.

There is no smiley for this one, the closest is

and the only thing that has I want is the tears.

Have a double Jack's on me.

No.
We're only allowed to be morbid for 5 minutes, IF THAT.

My family have a very good way of getting rid of our corpses

.

The deceased was creamated, and the living got toasted

Even had our Billy running round the "mourners" yesterday taking their horse racing bets and doing a bookies run

I'll still take that JD though

L96 · 07 Jun 2006, 12:26

Bloody hell, poms and the stiff upper lip and all that...

Maudliness (is that even a word??) has its moments of fun.

Btw, while you have that bottle of Jack's open... (hint, hint)...

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 12:52

No still upper lip, just the best way to say goodbye to someone

We celebrate a life rather than mourn a death

Everyone is under the strictest instructions to have a RIOT at mine

I want people drinking

, laughing

, dancing

, singing

, and heckling the priest

And if anybody sheds even one tear, i'm gonna haunt them for a week giving them random wedgies

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Maudliness (is that even a word??) has its moments of fun.

No idea if it's a word, and if it is I have no idea what it means

Here, have some of that JD

**The Flying Mouse** · 07 Jun 2006, 15:09

Anyone fancy a beer?

heat · 07 Jun 2006, 15:25

Too early for me, Mousie.. i've to go and pick me laddo's up from Play Group... I'll go for a Cherry Coke though...

L96 · 07 Jun 2006, 15:50

BARMAN!

There's a turtle in my beer...

06 Jun 2006, 04:09	#5930
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Hey up Neil, how is the dashing groom these days? Can't believe I missed your online wedding, congratulations to you both. Orange juice please, no vodka. I've gotta sleep one of these days!

07 Jun 2006, 03:16	#5935
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	anyone serving i need something to help me sleep lol hmm what goes well with sleeping pills??????

07 Jun 2006, 03:34	#5936
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well, we've had many birthdays, and even a wedding held here at The Bat, but right now is the first funeral wake the Bat has ever held. God bless you our Minty XXX Love ya baby And may you ROCK ON FOREVER. And apart from the recently deceased, I also call a toast to my Great Uncle Billy, who passes on some years ago, and who was my own personal HERO, and whome I still miss very very much . settles in the corner with a bottle of Jack Daniels, amd some great memories

07 Jun 2006, 03:41	#5937
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Now enough of this sentimental bull This is a HOWARD funeral WHO WANT'S A FECKING BEER?????????????????????????

07 Jun 2006, 03:44	#5938
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	send one my way.......

07 Jun 2006, 11:04	#5940
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	I'd love a beer, please, Mouse...serve at your own risk, I've been banned from alcomohol. Um, dumb question, but who on earth is Minty?

07 Jun 2006, 11:15	#5941
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	a beer ..yeah I'd like that too even if it's pretty early out here at the moment..

07 Jun 2006, 11:58	#5943
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Minty = Family nickname of the person we cremated yesterday. Anyway, beer all round

07 Jun 2006, 12:02	#5944
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Hmmm. There is no smiley for this one, the closest is and the only thing that has I want is the tears. Have a double Jack's on me.

07 Jun 2006, 12:26	#5946
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Bloody hell, poms and the stiff upper lip and all that... Maudliness (is that even a word??) has its moments of fun. Btw, while you have that bottle of Jack's open... (hint, hint)...

07 Jun 2006, 15:09	#5948
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Anyone fancy a beer?

07 Jun 2006, 15:25	#5949
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Too early for me, Mousie.. i've to go and pick me laddo's up from Play Group... I'll go for a Cherry Coke though...

07 Jun 2006, 15:50	#5950
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	BARMAN! There's a turtle in my beer...