Original Sin's Agony Page. - Page 22

original sin · 14 Dec 2003, 18:10

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dont worry Sin , noone could ever replace our one and only Auntie Sin.

Ahhhhh Mrs Mouse thank you - make me blush now

Rob The Badger · 14 Dec 2003, 18:54

. . .I should call it "Badger's Problem Solving Corner Typee Thing - With Badgers (Warning: May Contain Traces Of Badgers)" . . .

That is until I think of something more catchy. . .

Bren · 14 Dec 2003, 19:32

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Originally Posted by Eyeore The Badger

. . .I should call it "Badger's Problem Solving Corner Typee Thing - With Badgers (Warning: May Contain Traces Of Badgers)" . . .

That is until I think of something more catchy. . .

Bren

RSG · 15 Dec 2003, 18:10

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Originally Posted by original sin

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Originally Posted by Eyeore The Badger

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Originally Posted by shadow1000001

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Originally Posted by Eyeore The Badger

Anthony. . .she digs you. I suggest you take a hatchet to her boyfriend's ear. Or if that's too drastic, confront her.

You should have your own column

I totally agree. :)

WATCH IT

RSG · 15 Dec 2003, 18:13

I likes all advice, I think I'm gonna go with

I likez you, LOTZ, so what are we going to do about it.

shadow1000001 · 15 Dec 2003, 22:00

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Originally Posted by original sin

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Originally Posted by Eyeore The Badger

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Originally Posted by shadow1000001

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Originally Posted by Eyeore The Badger

Anthony. . .she digs you. I suggest you take a hatchet to her boyfriend's ear. Or if that's too drastic, confront her.

You should have your own column

I totally agree. :)

WATCH IT

Sorry Sin, I couldn't help myself

No one could ever replace you

Chris · 15 Dec 2003, 22:11

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Originally Posted by RSG

I likes all advice, I think I'm gonna go with

I likez you, LOTZ, so what are we going to do about it.

A man after my own heart!! With chat up lines like that you can't fail!!

original sin · 15 Dec 2003, 23:00

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Originally Posted by RSG

I likes all advice, I think I'm gonna go with

I likez you, LOTZ, so what are we going to do about it.

RSG

One further piece of advice from Aunty Sin........................when it comes to chat up lines DON'T listen to Uncle Chris

Yours is better than one used on me some years back which was........

"you wanna ccome back with me for a coffee? we don't have to have sex if you don't want to"

Needless to say I told him I drink Tea

original sin · 15 Dec 2003, 23:01

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Originally Posted by shadow1000001

Sorry Sin, I couldn't help myself

No one could ever replace you

Now don't you go making me blush too

thanks x

Rob The Badger · 15 Dec 2003, 23:21

The best chat up line ever has to be:

"Give in to lust"
or
"Darlin', you'll be old soon enough, but I want you NOW!"

(I've used the second one succesfully.)

CarolM · 16 Dec 2003, 22:12

[quote="original sin"

Yours is better than one used on me some years back which was........

"you wanna come back with me for a coffee? we don't have to have sex if you don't want to"

Needless to say I told him I drink Tea

[/quote]

Sin, this had me crying with laughter thanx.

original sin · 16 Dec 2003, 22:22

[quote=Mrs Mouse]

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Originally Posted by "original sin"
Yours is better than one used on me some years back which was........
"you wanna come back with me for a coffee? we don't have to have sex if you don't want to" :shock: :roll:
Needless to say I told him I drink Tea :cool:[/quote

Sin, this had me crying with laughter thanx.

well they do say there is nothing more funny than the truth

RSG · 18 Dec 2003, 05:16

I was talking to her today, and like, she was telling me how her boyfriend is an idiot. Me just standing there nodding saying "Ya, ya, ya", and although I don't remember much what she said, she says, "Hey, you are a great listener!" I promise next time I will try to listen time,

.

She gave me 5 BIG hugs and asked if I were going to the dance. I can't believe it but I said "no, I can't dance" How silly is that, I don't know why I act the way I do around her, it just sorta, well happens.

.

Anyway, that's the end of my crush life, lol. If I have anymore agony I know where too.

Aunty Sin.

Hey Chris & Badger, you know any great pick up lines.

Chris · 18 Dec 2003, 21:24

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Originally Posted by RSG

I promise next time I will try to listen time,

.

RSG,

The time has come for you to learn one of the most important things about men and women.

You must never reveal this to the women in your life!!

It is....

We never actually listen.

Regardless of what you learn from listening, your opinion will never actually be correct.

For example:

A lady has 2 dresses and doesn't know which one to wear. She starts talking and you listen and pay attention to what she is saying. At the end of the speeech, you will have heard all about this seasons fashions, what other people will be wearing adn so on adn so forth...
You will then be asked to say which dress you prefer her to wear. Regardless of what answer you give, you will be wrong. This is an accepted part of manhood and you will get used to it.

Therefore you have wasted several minutes and countless brain cells for no good reason!!!

Women are right in one thing. Men cannot multi task. We cannot listen while doing something else. Therefore, if we stand and nod politely while inserting the odd \"uh-huh\" or \"really\", our brain can be concentrating on other matters like the attractive blonde stood behind the lady!!

Now ask yourself, would you rather have five minutes in a fantasy or five minutes listening to why the woman in the hairdressers thinks that black is such an old colour and that beige is the new black???
I think you will agree, It's not a difficult choice!!

HOWEVER

There is an exception to this rule. You must train yourself to filter the lady's speech for certain phrases to ensure ou do not miss something important. These phrases are generally along the lines of \"open-minded twin sister\", \"attractive female room-mate\" etc etc.

If you fail to spot one of these phrases, you will regret it for the rest of your life!!!

Yours

Uncle Chris

PS. Don't let the ladies know about this secret or we are all up shit-creek without a paddle!!

EDIT
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Chat up lines

shadow1000001 · 18 Dec 2003, 23:53

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Originally Posted by Chris

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Originally Posted by RSG

I promise next time I will try to listen time,

.

RSG,

The time has come for you to learn one of the most important things about men and women.

You must never reveal this to the women in your life!!

It is....

We never actually listen.

Regardless of what you learn from listening, your opinion will never actually be correct.

For example:

A lady has 2 dresses and doesn't know which one to wear. She starts talking and you listen and pay attention to what she is saying. At the end of the speeech, you will have heard all about this seasons fashions, what other people will be wearing adn so on adn so forth...
You will then be asked to say which dress you prefer her to wear. Regardless of what answer you give, you will be wrong. This is an accepted part of manhood and you will get used to it.

Therefore you have wasted several minutes and countless brain cells for no good reason!!!

Women are right in one thing. Men cannot multi task. We cannot listen while doing something else. Therefore, if we stand and nod politely while inserting the odd \"uh-huh\" or \"really\", our brain can be concentrating on other matters like the attractive blonde stood behind the lady!!

Now ask yourself, would you rather have five minutes in a fantasy or five minutes listening to why the woman in the hairdressers thinks that black is such an old colour and that beige is the new black???
I think you will agree, It's not a difficult choice!!

HOWEVER

There is an exception to this rule. You must train yourself to filter the lady's speech for certain phrases to ensure ou do not miss something important. These phrases are generally along the lines of \"open-minded twin sister\", \"attractive female room-mate\" etc etc.

If you fail to spot one of these phrases, you will regret it for the rest of your life!!!

Yours

Uncle Chris

PS. Don't let the ladies know about this secret or we are all up shit-creek without a paddle!!

EDIT
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Chat up lines

I think that you are already there

Maria

original sin · 18 Dec 2003, 23:59

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Originally Posted by RSG

I was talking to her today, and like, she was telling me how her boyfriend is an idiot. Me just standing there nodding saying "Ya, ya, ya", and although I don't remember much what she said, she says, "Hey, you are a great listener!" I promise next time I will try to listen time,

.
She gave me 5 BIG hugs and asked if I were going to the dance. I can't believe it but I said "no, I can't dance" How silly is that, I don't know why I act the way I do around her, it just sorta, well happens.

.
Anyway, that's the end of my crush life, lol. If I have anymore agony I know where too.
Aunty Sin.

Hey Chris & Badger, you know any great pick up lines.

RSG

Sounds like things are heading the right way

you keep it up and I'm sure it will work out - and either way at least you vcan say you've tried your best.

Sinxxx

original sin · 19 Dec 2003, 00:04

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Originally Posted by Chris

PS. Don't let the ladies know about this secret or we are all up shit-creek without a paddle!!

Dear Chris

I think you need to start searching for a spare paddle - urgently

I notice you posted this AFTER meeting ladies from this forum.

Your card is marked

Aunty Sin xx

DIZZY DRUMMER · 19 Dec 2003, 21:14

Hi Sin

My problem is - I am fairly new here and not that good, technically, with computers.

How can I put photos/images etc onto the forum

I would appreciate it if you could possibly give me a step by step rundown

I would love to have more fun on the forum with photos etc

thanks

sharon xx

original sin · 20 Dec 2003, 10:52

Dear Fallen Angel1

Aunty Sin tries to help with many things life throws, HOWEVER computers are just not her field. Aunty Sin is a techo-thickie.

Now as far as I know, and If i've explained it right I expect a gold start, you can do one of two things:-

1/ If you want to use a picture that is already on the net you search for the one you want right click on it and chose copy short cut - you then paste that short cut into your post - highlight the url and click on [URL] and option at the top of your post message box.

2/ If you want a pic thats no on the net - find someone who has web space who will load it and give you and url, or use somehwre like www.villagephotos.com - you can then upload the photo you want and get and url to post into the forum.

Sounds easy don't it

but Aunty Sin hasn't managed to get her picture on here yet

Still every cloud has a silver lining

so if you can't do it don't stress - turn that Meaty music up and crack open a beer

DIZZY DRUMMER · 20 Dec 2003, 11:43

Thanks sin

I will give it a go & see what happens

I have Meats music full blast - crack open a beer tonight - :beer
may speak later online

love sharon x

DIZZY DRUMMER · 20 Dec 2003, 11:54

http://www.surfsupnet.plus.com/meatloaf/images/couldnt_pro7.jpg[/url]

thanks sin - it worked - what a gorgeous picture - corrrrrrrrr !!!!!

original sin · 20 Dec 2003, 16:14

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Originally Posted by Fallen Angel1

http://www.surfsupnet.plus.com/meatloaf/images/couldnt_pro7.jpg[/url]

thanks sin - it worked - what a gorgeous picture - corrrrrrrrr !!!!!

well it almost worked Fallen Angel - make sure you highlight all of the url next time before you click[url] but yessssss! a lovely pic!

black dog · 20 Dec 2003, 22:24

That is a lovely picture Fallen Angel1. Thank you for posting it.

Shells

DIZZY DRUMMER · 20 Dec 2003, 22:40

No probs Black Dog - hope to post lots more now I know how to.

Rob The Badger · 20 Dec 2003, 23:02

There is no life left. . .why?

14 Dec 2003, 18:54	#527
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	. . .I should call it "Badger's Problem Solving Corner Typee Thing - With Badgers (Warning: May Contain Traces Of Badgers)" . . . That is until I think of something more catchy. . .

15 Dec 2003, 18:13	#530
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	I likes all advice, I think I'm gonna go with I likez you, LOTZ, so what are we going to do about it.

15 Dec 2003, 23:21	#535
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	The best chat up line ever has to be: "Give in to lust" or "Darlin', you'll be old soon enough, but I want you NOW!" (I've used the second one succesfully.)

16 Dec 2003, 22:12	#536
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	[quote="original sin" Yours is better than one used on me some years back which was........ "you wanna come back with me for a coffee? we don't have to have sex if you don't want to" Needless to say I told him I drink Tea [/quote] Sin, this had me crying with laughter thanx.

18 Dec 2003, 05:16	#538
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	I was talking to her today, and like, she was telling me how her boyfriend is an idiot. Me just standing there nodding saying "Ya, ya, ya", and although I don't remember much what she said, she says, "Hey, you are a great listener!" I promise next time I will try to listen time, . She gave me 5 BIG hugs and asked if I were going to the dance. I can't believe it but I said "no, I can't dance" How silly is that, I don't know why I act the way I do around her, it just sorta, well happens. . Anyway, that's the end of my crush life, lol. If I have anymore agony I know where too. Aunty Sin. Hey Chris & Badger, you know any great pick up lines.

19 Dec 2003, 21:14	#543
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Hi Sin My problem is - I am fairly new here and not that good, technically, with computers. How can I put photos/images etc onto the forum I would appreciate it if you could possibly give me a step by step rundown I would love to have more fun on the forum with photos etc thanks sharon xx

20 Dec 2003, 10:52	#544
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Dear Fallen Angel1 Aunty Sin tries to help with many things life throws, HOWEVER computers are just not her field. Aunty Sin is a techo-thickie. Now as far as I know, and If i've explained it right I expect a gold start, you can do one of two things:- 1/ If you want to use a picture that is already on the net you search for the one you want right click on it and chose copy short cut - you then paste that short cut into your post - highlight the url and click on [URL] and option at the top of your post message box. 2/ If you want a pic thats no on the net - find someone who has web space who will load it and give you and url, or use somehwre like www.villagephotos.com - you can then upload the photo you want and get and url to post into the forum. Sounds easy don't it but Aunty Sin hasn't managed to get her picture on here yet Still every cloud has a silver lining so if you can't do it don't stress - turn that Meaty music up and crack open a beer

20 Dec 2003, 11:43	#545
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Thanks sin I will give it a go & see what happens I have Meats music full blast - crack open a beer tonight - :beer may speak later online love sharon x

20 Dec 2003, 11:54	#546
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	http://www.surfsupnet.plus.com/meatloaf/images/couldnt_pro7.jpg[/url] thanks sin - it worked - what a gorgeous picture - corrrrrrrrr !!!!!

20 Dec 2003, 22:24	#548
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	That is a lovely picture Fallen Angel1. Thank you for posting it. Shells

20 Dec 2003, 22:40	#549
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	No probs Black Dog - hope to post lots more now I know how to.

20 Dec 2003, 23:02	#550
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	There is no life left. . .why?