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Mega Loafer
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Yes I am! I can't wait!
Are you staying in Mansfield? I'm trying to persuade my dad to. |
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Knicker thief
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Q: What do you do when your needing the loo in an English Country Garden
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Astrophysicist At Large
![]() Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
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A. ask the nice National Trust people where it is
Q. are pot noodle's good for you??? |
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Super Loafer
![]() Join Date: 20.04.2003
Location: In The World, somewhere...
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no they give you bad breath.....
am i the only person who is like max wild? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Well someone has to be
Why are all my friends nutters ???? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
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Beacause you are!
Am I invisible? |
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Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 14.04.2002
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Who said that??
Q. Has anyone bought and wrapped xmas prezzies and written all their cards already or is it jus me? |
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Knicker thief
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Sado
Q: What 'surprise' pressy do you want this year?? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Something extra to bang on
Any odd remadies to get rid of my cold ???? |
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Super Loafer
![]() Join Date: 12.05.2002
Location: Luton, England
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One tablespoon of cider vinegar, twice a day. Worked for my Great Uncle Fred, he lived until 100
Should I learn to play the guitar normally, or just try to play Meat Loaf songs? |
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#511 |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Learn to play properly
I am learning the drums - I have found that playing jazz is real fun - but would never have thought to listen to it Whats your favorite cereal??? |
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Knicker thief
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Wheetos, cause they have a hole in it
Q: Sugar or Salt (behave girls) in your Porridge |
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the enchanted spleen
![]() Join Date: 12.02.2004
Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
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You nymphomaniac, Gerry, I like golden syrup!
Why is it when you have to do something creative for school you can't do it unless you don't have to do it? (eh?) |
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The Bat
![]() Join Date: 23.03.2003
Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike.
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because when being creative , you need to do so when you feel inspired to do so....not when some one tells you to.
Earl Grey or English Breakfast Tea? |
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Mega Loafer
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Earl Grey - unless I am in a rush in which case either Assam or lapsong Suchong (or however you spell it) as they work in bags but Earl Grey doesn't!!!
Q. The parentals live 0.25 miles away. Shall i walk up for tea or drive? |
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Super Loafer
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Location: Luton, England
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Depends if it's raining?
Why is our postal system so useless? An Amazon delivery took 8 days to travel about 30 miles, and I paid for 1st class. A package from California took just three days. |
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The Bat
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Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike.
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...depends on the weather
read a book or watch a video/dvd ? ....sorry was replying to Chris |
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Mega Loafer
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watch a video/dvd - less concentration required
how many days off for xmas do you have? ( i've got 2) |
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Mega Loafer
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Arguing with the newspapers at the moment. they are threatening to stop supplying us if we close for any day other than Xmas day. Providing we win, then three (Dec 25th, Dec 26th and Jan 1st)
Q. What do i fancy for my tea from the butchers? |
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Knicker thief
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What about some Liver..fffffffffffffffff says Mr Lectar.
Q: Sould I pay my gas bill or blow the money at the off-sales?? |
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Mega Loafer
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A: I say: pay the gas bill... But if your central heating and stove works with electricity or wood... go to the off-sales...
Q: Are you a blood donator? |
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The Bat
![]() Join Date: 23.03.2003
Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike.
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no
what did you have for tea? |
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Super Loafer
![]() Join Date: 20.04.2003
Location: In The World, somewhere...
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your wonderful cookery
is there anything more boring than cream cheese? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
![]() Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
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the A14
Q. is there anything more fun than university? |
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Lurker
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it depends on what you are studying
why is it, when i sing in the shower i sound good, but when im anywhere else i sound like an injured cat? |
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