Things not to say to a police officer ... - Page 2

SW31 · 12 Apr 2007, 01:09

due to nature of work can't comment but know a few crazy ones

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 01:29

Too bad then...

You just try to give me a ticket! Hell, I don't even have a license. Now who's dumb?

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 02:07

Oops...this is the fake one...sorry...here...this is the real one...

*AndyK* · 12 Apr 2007, 11:53

My ex ran off with a policeman, and when I saw you chasing me with your blue light flashing, I thought you were bringing her back.

**RadioMaster** · 12 Apr 2007, 12:33

2 Big Mac, french fries and large coke, please

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 14:08

Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation...

Hypnobabe · 12 Apr 2007, 17:04

Damn... why did you have to stop me? I was just about to break my fastest ever time...

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 17:27

I wasn't offering you money as a police woman...I honestly thought you were a prostitute...

**RadioMaster** · 12 Apr 2007, 17:42

Oh, shut the f'ck up!

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 17:48

So...my bumper sticker says...Kill the pigs!!!

So?

I am a farmer...

**RadioMaster** · 12 Apr 2007, 17:53

Oh come on, get a real uniform and then talk to me again!

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 17:55

I have some HOT goods in the trunk...wanna some??? *wink* *wink*

**The Flying Mouse** · 12 Apr 2007, 20:29

Yeah? Your mother.

**RadioMaster** · 12 Apr 2007, 21:19

come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab

*AndyK* · 12 Apr 2007, 21:45

oink!

**The Flying Mouse** · 12 Apr 2007, 21:46

Badges?

We don't need no steenking badges.

(this must be said in a very bad Mexican accent

)

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 22:14

Do I have any fruits or vegetables?

I don't know.

Is cocaine a fruit or a vegetable?

**RadioMaster** · 12 Apr 2007, 22:21

hey, arent you the guy I saw at the crack dealer last night?

mszee · 12 Apr 2007, 22:23

Of course I was speeding, you idiot. My license was revoked, I'm on parole, and I've got 10 pounds of heroin in the wheel well!

**RadioMaster** · 12 Apr 2007, 22:25

what? could you repeat that? I'm so f'cking high I didnt understand you...

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Apr 2007, 00:43

SCREW THE LAW, AND SCREW YOU TOO.

**Monstro** · 13 Apr 2007, 03:03

I shot the sheriff

**RadioMaster** · 13 Apr 2007, 11:37

oh f'ck, could you please hide my weed?

**Monstro** · 13 Apr 2007, 11:50

That's my dope, buy your own!!!!

**RadioMaster** · 13 Apr 2007, 12:20

how much would I have to pay if I'd call you a ****ing ****er?

12 Apr 2007, 01:09	#26
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	due to nature of work can't comment but know a few crazy ones

12 Apr 2007, 01:29	#27
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Too bad then... You just try to give me a ticket! Hell, I don't even have a license. Now who's dumb?

12 Apr 2007, 02:07	#28
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Oops...this is the fake one...sorry...here...this is the real one...

12 Apr 2007, 11:53	#29
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	My ex ran off with a policeman, and when I saw you chasing me with your blue light flashing, I thought you were bringing her back.

12 Apr 2007, 12:33	#30
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	2 Big Mac, french fries and large coke, please

12 Apr 2007, 14:08	#31
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation...

12 Apr 2007, 17:04	#32
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Damn... why did you have to stop me? I was just about to break my fastest ever time...

12 Apr 2007, 17:27	#33
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I wasn't offering you money as a police woman...I honestly thought you were a prostitute...

12 Apr 2007, 17:42	#34
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Oh, shut the f'ck up!

12 Apr 2007, 17:48	#35
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	So...my bumper sticker says...Kill the pigs!!! So? I am a farmer...

12 Apr 2007, 20:29	#38
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Yeah? Your mother.

12 Apr 2007, 17:53	#36
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Oh come on, get a real uniform and then talk to me again!

12 Apr 2007, 17:55	#37
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I have some HOT goods in the trunk...wanna some??? wink wink

12 Apr 2007, 21:19	#39
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab

12 Apr 2007, 21:45	#40
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	oink!

12 Apr 2007, 21:46	#41
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Badges? We don't need no steenking badges. (this must be said in a very bad Mexican accent )

12 Apr 2007, 22:14	#42
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Do I have any fruits or vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a fruit or a vegetable?

12 Apr 2007, 22:21	#43
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	hey, arent you the guy I saw at the crack dealer last night?

12 Apr 2007, 22:23	#44
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Of course I was speeding, you idiot. My license was revoked, I'm on parole, and I've got 10 pounds of heroin in the wheel well!

12 Apr 2007, 22:25	#45
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	what? could you repeat that? I'm so f'cking high I didnt understand you...

13 Apr 2007, 00:43	#46
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	SCREW THE LAW, AND SCREW YOU TOO.

13 Apr 2007, 03:03	#47
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	I shot the sheriff

13 Apr 2007, 11:37	#48
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	oh f'ck, could you please hide my weed?

13 Apr 2007, 11:50	#49
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	That's my dope, buy your own!!!!

13 Apr 2007, 12:20	#50
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	how much would I have to pay if I'd call you a **ing **er?